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#1
Become a fatty lardarse and the government will give you free money!

Go UK benefit systems! I'm paying for these cunts to stuff their faces all day.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html


(This guys article I like) http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/columnists/kelvin_mackenzie/article2327575.ece
#2
Read about that in The Sun.

Now there's a family that needs a kick in the face.
#3
No wonder that amount of money won't put enough food on the table.

Disgusts me.
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#4
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Read about that in The Sun.

Now there's a family that needs a kick in the face.



yeah cos they've got so much padding on thier arses that your foot would get enveloped in fat if you tried to kick them in the rear!
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yeah cos they've got so much padding on thier arses that your foot would get enveloped in fat if you tried to kick them in the rear!
good one
#6
What is it with you brits and ranting about people on benefits...?
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#7
"it's not our fault we're overweight"

yep, its other people that force them to pick up the fork over and over again.
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#9
They could lay there and take it up their arses for money.

By the way, my brother is fatter then all of them and he has a mental disability and a job. Those people are freeloaders to the max.
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#11
Well, they probably live very unsatisfied lives, being disgusting like that.
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#12
Emma says of her weight: “I am a student and don’t get time for exercise.”


It’s tough fitting it in between hot cross buns.

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#13
"All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We're fat because it's in our genes. Our whole family is overweight," she added.

maybe if they didnt buy junk food and bought the healthy food they wouldnt be overweight then they could work. ive seen plenty of fat people work.
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that's just disgusting.

it says they eat over the calorie limit too, i have trouble eating 2000 a day
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#15
Damn! I'm a pretty chubby dude, and I still manage to get my ass up every day and go earn my own meager living. These people should be slaughtered and fed to the masses of starving and underpaid individuals.... Two birds, one stone
#16
People like that make me sick. How dare they say what they get isnt enough, my dad gets around 32k a year, and he works 7 days a week for it, and he works his arse off, while these fat fucks sit on their fat arses and get 22k a year. I actually hope i meet them, i live near Blackburn. Verbal abuse will be the least of their worries.
#17
Disgusting, they should burn their fat asses or tell them to get a life.
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People like that make me sick. How dare they say what they get isnt enough, my dad gets around 32k a year, and he works 7 days a week for it, and he works his arse off, while these fat fucks sit on their fat arses and get 22k a year. I actually hope i meet them, i live near Blackburn. Verbal abuse will be the least of their worries.

Dam straight.
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People like that make me sick. How dare they say what they get isnt enough, my dad gets around 32k a year, and he works 7 days a week for it, and he works his arse off, while these fat fucks sit on their fat arses and get 22k a year. I actually hope i meet them, i live near Blackburn. Verbal abuse will be the least of their worries.


Obviously they have bigger problems... like the expevsive prices of brocolli.


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#21
It's sort of stupid that the government just hands them money (if that's really the case). They should help them lose weight.


maybe if they didnt buy junk food and bought the healthy food they wouldnt be overweight then they could work. ive seen plenty of fat people work.

...The thing you quoted answered your question. Healthy food is generally more expensive than the processed, unhealthy food.
#22
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Damn! I'm a pretty chubby dude, and I still manage to get my ass up every day and go earn my own meager living. These people should be slaughtered and fed to the masses of starving and underpaid individuals.... Two birds, one stone

actually 83 stones
#23
Oh it's genetics yet they admit to eating more than they should.....is there a gene that makes you hungry all the time?
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#24
But on the bright side at least they'll die soon and save us a government pension
#25
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Obviously they have bigger problems... like the expevsive prices of brocolli.


Those broccoli can be expensive! I don't blame them for not growing their own vegetables either, because gardening is hard to do when you are that fat.
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#26
No matter what system you have there will be peopel who will abuse it. There are far more people at the top doing far more abuse and costing you way more money. Why don't you deal with them first?
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#27
I think it is pretty disgusting how the people in this topic are acting. No one here can imagine what it feels like to be in their position.
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I think it is pretty disgusting how the people in this topic are acting. No one here can imagine what it feels like to be in their position.


I can, I'm fat as hell and I still work.


Or I at least try to work. I currently can't seem to find a job anywhere, but I still do work around the house plenty. I weigh about 260 pounds and I'm about 5 foot 11 inches tall, yet I just spent a good three hours dragging THREE MOTHER****ING TREES up a hill from my front yard to my back yard and into the woods where we pile brush.

There's no excuse for laziness like that. My mother knew a guy who had 3/4 of his body paralyzed in a motorcycle accident yet still managed to hold a decent job working from home on his PC.
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#29

I can, I'm fat as hell and I still work.

It seems as if these people are more than just "fat as hell." If they are really 83 stone, they weigh about 1162 lb. I bet they have great difficulty just walking.
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It seems as if these people are more than just "fat as hell." If they are really 83 stone, they weigh about 1162 lb. I bet they have great difficulty just walking.

That's their combined weight. Look at the article, it has pictures of them. They can definitely work. Especially the dad, he doesn't look obese, just overweight.
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It seems as if these people are more than just "fat as hell." If they are really 83 stone, they weigh about 1162 lb. I bet they have great difficulty just walking.


Did you read the article?



They're not THAT big. 83 stone is their cumulative weight.
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#32
Oh, ok. I must have misread it. Either way, there is no excuse for treating anyone in that way.
#33
I think the dad should get benefits for his bad comb-over too.
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#34
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I think the dad should get benefits for his amazing comb-over too.

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#35
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Oh, ok. I must have misread it. Either way, there is no excuse for treating anyone in that way.


Well yeah, you're right. I don't condone mocking anyone over their physical appearance; it hurts, and I would know, I've been overweight my entire life.


I'm not gonna say it's not my fault though, and I'm especially not gonna say that I can't work because of it because you and I both know that that's bull****.

These people are LAZY, that's all. Nothing is wrong with them. They are capable of working for a living.
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#37
2500 max a day for men?

My metabolism must be crazy because 2500 is average. I usually eat 2750+ and I'm still only 175 lbs
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#38
I'm a student and i find fruit and veg cheaper than processed meals i mean i only buy one kind of meat regularly now and that's lean bacon because it's fairly cheap once a month i'll buy something else as a treat in my budget but most of my diet is fairly vegetable based, mainly peppers, onions, tomatos and courgettes with a bit of bacon for a pasta sauce i can buy a weeks worth of ingredients to make dinners like that for £10 that is not expensive.
#39
HOLY **** IT'S LOUIE ANDERSON!





In all fairness, Louie seems fatter than the real dude and he worked on a TV show and earned millions.
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#40
Why are the sun insulting its readers?


Edit:

£22k for a family of four is barely anything lol
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