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#1
For me it was just last week. I was trying to introduce my cousin into rock because he listens to gay pop . So I start showing him some songs and he is like ewww to all of them. So than I put on Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze". Thats when i tell him "if u do not think this song is good, dont talk to me". So he hears the first 10 seconds of the song and thats when he says "It sounds like a badly tuned guitar" hahahaha. I just got up and walked away and didnt talk to him for the rest of the day lol. he doesnt even play guitar wtf. well thats my story wht about yours?

Edit: Made this thread when i was young and toolish forgive me
Last edited by salrap10 at Apr 18, 2011,
#4
Some pop isn't bad, ABBA for example. On topic, I usually don't associate with dumb asses, so I don't have that dilemma.
#5
Quote by salrap10
For me it was just last week. I was trying to introduce my cousin into rock because he listens to gay pop . So I start showing him some songs and he is like ewww to all of them. So than I put on Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze". Thats when i tell him "if u do not think this song is good, dont talk to me". So he hears the first 10 seconds of the song and thats when he says "It sounds like a badly tuned guitar" hahahaha. I just got up and walked away and didnt talk to him for the rest of the day lol. he doesnt even play guitar wtf. well thats my story wht about yours?


Tool...
#6
"Dimebag was a god"
"Jimi Hendrix was the greatest guitarist ever"
"Nobody has ever been better than John Lennon"

People seriously overrate dead musicians. It pisses me off.
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#7
lol at Liberation, but certainly true.. The dumbest thing I've ever heard someone say was: "SylvaShredder isn't the best guitarist in the whole wide world" .. What an idiot, right?
#9
That learning music theory actually makes you a worse musician.
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#10
"Radiohead is overrated"
"He's just screaming all the time, that song sucks"
"The new Slipknot album kicks ass"
"I bought that Plain White T's CD 4 years ago"
"I'm probably the best guitarist in the world"

and especially...

"Dieselboy is Techno"

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#11
I was also making one of my musically-retarded friends listen to Purple Haze...
After the first few seconds, she goes, "This sounds like the Jonas Brothers!"

I literally 'd.

EDIT:

Quote by Blow Me
"Radiohead is overrated"
"The new Slipknot album kicks ass"
"Dieselboy is Techno"


Actually, that takes the cake.

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Last edited by MusicalMinority at Mar 18, 2009,
#13
Quote by burrit0
jimmy hendrix makes good music

To be honest i'm not familiar with "Jimmy's" work
I'm Luke.
#17
TS sounds like a jerk.
Oh no, people have tastes that are not identical to yours! Get over it.
#21
Someone told me Bach sounded like crap.
I'm not a Bible-thumper anymore. Realized I had a brain in '09.

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#23
Quote by Liberation
People seriously overrate dead musicians. It pisses me off.

Keith Richards was a genius and a pioneer of rock whose talent will never be matched.


Wait...you mean he's not dead?
#24
Quote by Jesse Mrau
TS sounds like a jerk.
Oh no, people have tastes that are not identical to yours! Get over it.


This.


No one is impressed by your douchebaggery.


Run along now....
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


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#25
Quote by gonzaw
Maybe you should listen to Johnny Allen, he is good too...

Wait, isn't John allen Jimi Hendrix? i'm confused
I'm Luke.
#26
My cousin once said that Creedance Clearwater Revival was lame.

The reason? Not because she didn't like the way they sounded, not the lyics, the guitars...

No, no no, not that at all.


They were "too old" and the musicians were "too ugly".

Last edited by crazy8rgood at Mar 18, 2009,
#27
Quote by Psalm 150:4
Someone told me Bach sounded like crap.

What does crap sound like?
I'm Luke.
#28
Quote by Datrooper
What does crap sound like?

*plop-plop*

Or at least that's how it sounds when I make it.
#29
"I don't like Satch Boogie because it hurts my fingers" (on Guitar Hero)

I think he was joking though, least I hope so.
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#30
"Metal is just fast powerchords and screaming."
"Indie is short for industrial"

This guy was looking through my iPod and literally said, "I've never heard of Ludwig Van Beethoven".
#32
Quote by crazy8rgood
*plop-plop*

Or at least that's how it sounds when I make it.


When I make it, it sounds like DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN

DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

EDIT: Yeah, I know, that's Beethoven, but I couldn't think of a Bach tune that would sound remotely close if typed.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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#33
"What? That guy from Muse can't sing."

When asked about the Eagles of Death Metal: "I don't listen to that crap." "They aren't death metal. "Oh." *awkward silence. (Not really a dumb thing to say, but it still grinds my gears.

"Foo Fighters are the best band ever." Actually, any band could fit that spot. I hate it when people claim that their favorite band is "the best band ever". Why not just say they're your favorite band?

"Jack Johnson is SO versitile."

"What? You mean Queen died?" Queen is not someone's name. I mean, I hate it when people expect me to know things about music I don't listen to or enjoy, but come on. It's pretty much common knowledge.

"John Frusciante is God." Goes under the same heading as the "_______ is the best band ever!" gripe.

"RIP Dime" If you're not joking, it's a bit sad. Same goes for any "RIP" said after the musician is simply mentioned.

And many more.
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#34
Quote by Psalm 150:4
Someone told me Bach sounded like crap.


Yup I'd havta SubZero fatality that sumbitch...mmhmm.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#35
Quote by Liberation
"Dimebag was a god"
"Jimi Hendrix was the greatest guitarist ever"
"Nobody has ever been better than John Lennon"

People seriously overrate dead musicians. It pisses me off.

you missed cobain. he plain sucked at playing.
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#36
Quote by IcePh0enix
"Metal is just fast powerchords and screaming."
"Indie is short for industrial"

This guy was looking through my iPod and literally said, "I've never heard of Ludwig Van Beethoven".


#37
I've got a friend who "love love loves" Paramore. Her exact words were "Now, that is real talent." But when I tried to get her to listen to something like Led Zeppelin she just looked at me funny.
#40
"music is dead"
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.