#1
Today at sport some dude got in the crotch with a cricket ball by a girl, , he went down.
Anyway after I told someone what happened one of my 'friends' abused me for pronouncing crotch, crotch.
He insisted that it's pronounced crutch and that's what everyone apparently says.
He then insisted, out of no where that I'm a pompous cunt.
So which is it? the few dictionaries I've looked suggest I'm right.

http://www.answers.com/crotch < the pronunciation on this page is how I say it.
I know it's not a big deal but enlighten me.
Note the o in 'Krotch' is pronounced like the o in pot, according to answers.com
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#3
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#4
No, crutch is pronounced crutch.

Crotch is pronounced crotch.
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#8
I pronounce it Craw - tch, but with less emphasis on the 'aw' bit.
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#12
My friends once tried to convince me that semen was blue.

The point? Everyones friends are idiots, so don't listen to them. Or else years later you'll end up telling a story about how you "blew your blue load into some girls crutch"
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#13
I concur, it is pronounced "Kr-ah-ch." However, I am a pompous **** (see use of concur in last sentence), so I'm not sure how much that will aid you.

I've been in a similar situation so I can feel your pain. My friends all thought I was crazy for using the word "Jimmies" in reference to sprinkles.
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#17
This.

Is by far the stupidest thread i have ever witnessed.

**** you.
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My friends once tried to convince me that semen was blue.

The point? Everyones friends are idiots, so don't listen to them. Or else years later you'll end up telling a story about how you "blew your blue load into some girls crutch"



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#20
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This.

Is by far the stupidest thread i have ever witnessed.

**** you.

Clearly you've never been in this situation because its intensely aggravating.
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#21
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An acceptable alternative to the word Crotch.
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Man
Shlong
Dingaling
Spigot
Banana
Wiener
Winky
Tickle Pickle
Mr.Wrinkles
Meat Stick
Pee Pee
Cucumber
Pleasure Centre
Fireman
Piddle Stick
Main Vein
Cum Stream
Fire hose
Boner
Arrow

Woman
Giney
Vah Jay Jay
**** Catcher
The Useful Part
Hole
Sideways Smile
Poosay
Pickle Jar
Opening Of The Universe


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In that case, even better name.
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#27
Depends on your accent, Americans pronounce things how they are spelled most of the time, in NZ and Auz... well... it's different round our parts I prefer the sound of crotch to crutch.
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#28
Unless your penis broke its leg, there is no "crutch" involved. It's crotch, with a short "o".
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