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hey im sitting in here,bored out of my mind,so im doing some job searches online.

trying to look for a job in area 51 so i can come back and report on whats going on there.

anyone have any leads?????
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#3
Ask Mustaine.

He's been there twice
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#5
some guy said that you had to gain promotion from area 50?any comment on that?
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#7
If you know what Area 51 is, it's an aircraft base for experimental aircraft and military designs.

The conspiracy theories are there because it's in the middle of nowhere, but highly guarded (albeit, it's guarded as heavily as any other military base in America).
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#9
is it true that civillian aircraft are not allowed within something like a 50 mile radius of the place?
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#10
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You have to go there by foot. If you can survive they give you the job.


Legend states though that you have a greater chance of finding the Lost City of Atlantis AND the Golden Mayan City in the same day than finding Area 51.
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some guy said that you had to gain promotion from area 50?any comment on that?


This is true, but you can also get a job there if you get demoted from Area 52.
#12
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is it true that civillian aircraft are not allowed within something like a 50 mile radius of the place?


I believe it's a 2-3 mile radius, i'm not sure though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_51
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#13
so what is told to the public?theres an airfield here and thats it?
no mention of anything underground?
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#14
you can view it in google maps by searching for area 51
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so what is told to the public?theres an airfield here and thats it?
no mention of anything underground?


There is undoubtedly underground chambers there, but as for massive conspiracy theories, i think it's a load of crap. It's the location where many experimental military ideas have been developed and tested, including long-range plasma and laser weapons (Wiki it, it's real, and quite effective too), as well as the modern supersonic jets such as the Stealth Bomber (all tested and developed in Area 51).
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#19
You have walk past their "Restricted" signs.
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#25
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considering its a military base, sing up for the army

This
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#26
First of all whoever said its impossible to find area 51 they dont know what they're talking about because its co-ordinates are very easy to obtain, its not a hidden base anymore. As for getting a job there, its not a place you can go drop off your resume, if they want you to work for them they will find you.

Basing your life on trying to get a job there isn't smart. And no offence but the fact that you made this thread clearly states you are not area 51 material.
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considering its a military base, sing up for the army


This but remember, you have to sing for the army not sign up in the army, you just have to sing for them.
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#28
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This but remember, you have to sing for the army not sign up in the army, you just have to sing for them.

You have to sing every part to Mozart's Symphony number 12 in G major. Then they'll let you in.
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#29
^yes, the army does like their singing

but in all seriousness, yea you should probably be signing up for the military if you want a military job. just a thought.
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#31
1. Walk into the Visitor Office.
2. Realize that there is no Visitor Office.
3. ???
4. PROFIT

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#34
My dad worked near there for a while in the Nevada Testing Grounds, where they tested a few nuclear bombs. HE said the place is really ****ing well guarded. I doubt they would let some kid talking about it on the interwebs join. But just to find out, wrap a towel around your head, do a war cry, and bring a gun to show off to them.
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My dad worked near there for a while in the Nevada Testing Grounds, where they tested a few nuclear bombs. HE said the place is really ****ing well guarded. I doubt they would let some kid talking about it on the interwebs join. But just to find out, wrap a towel around your head, do a war cry, and bring a gun to show off to them.

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#36
if it is active, it's probably a military base used to create or test "questionable" weapons.

either that or it's nothing at all. i wouldn't be surprised at all if it was nothing more than a tourist attraction.
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#37
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if it is active, it's probably a military base used to create or test "questionable" weapons.

either that or it's nothing at all. i wouldn't be surprised at all if it was nothing more than a tourist attraction.


Well, it is not a tourist attraction since only certain people can go in there. And it is used for housing, testing, and building new aircraft for the military and what not. At least that's what I gather.
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#38
Quote by Mootallica
If you know what Area 51 is, it's an aircraft base for experimental aircraft and military designs.

The conspiracy theories are there because it's in the middle of nowhere, but highly guarded (albeit, it's guarded as heavily as any other military base in America).


1) It's guarded MUCH more heavily
2) How do you know the conspiracy theories are untrue?
#39
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#40
Don't you guys envy Obama, If I became President that would be my First Stop
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