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#1
All the winners recieve a week without me saying anything bad about them!
Categories that have an * next to the winner are categories that had a lot of of answers, each with 1 or 2 votes, so I just put in my opinion.
Categories that have ** next to the winner are categories where I couldn't be bothered to count the exact number of votes, so I put in the couple of names that were most popular.
Categories that have *** next to the winner are painfully obvious, and thus, I didn't actually count the votes.
Go tally it yourself if you want me to fix it, ya fookin' arsemidgets.


Best member of the year - VampireGoldfish
Worst member of the year - xChristgrinderx
Biggest contributor - Dead-fish (NOT FVCKING MAGERO)
Most useless - xChristgrinderx
Most amusing - Tie between Dyer's Eve and Coservationist
Most likely to die this year - Conservationist
Most confusing - Marskell
Best forum musician - Broadsword
Worst forum musician - whoever came up with that god-aweful Glam Angel crap*
Best metal musician - Devin Townsend
Worst metal musician - Lolworthy fourway tie between Alexi Laiho, Flo Mounier, Zakk Wylde and Fredrik Thordendal
Coolest forum authority (includes CC's) - Dyer's Eve
Lamest forum authority (includes CC's) - Duncang
Meanest member - Dead-fish
Nicest member - Slaytanic1993, Magero, Madbasslover**
Biggest elitist - Conservationist
Most annoying - xChristgrinderx
Most awesome - Dead-fish
Band/musician fellated too much in the forum - Ne Obliviscaris, Opeth**
Band/musician not fellated enough in the forum - High On Fire*
Best newbie - Dminishedthingy
Worst newbie - technical death
Favorite idiot - Marskell
Best thread - Bus stance
Worst thread - Christian black metal
Gayest forum member - Magero***
Best musical taste - Kepulix, VampireGoldfish, Slaytanic1993**
I would like to kill... - Dave Mustaine. Not sure why, it just seems like a lot of fun...*
Most missed member - Darkstar
Best veteran ('06 and earlier) - destroy_techno
On a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome is dead-fish - Devin Townsend


Congratulations to all the winners!!! Yaaaaay!!! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
Last edited by dead-fish at Mar 20, 2009,
#2
Grats to everyone. VG for member of the year woot!
Quote by BringMeTheCalm
Last night I had a dream that I bought The Mantle on vinyl for $9.99 and it came with a DVD and shirt...

Then I woke up and life sucked.
#3
Im glad you guys found christ grinder as annoying as I did.
Quote by Yakult
If I get a boner I generally pass out due to the massive amount of blood having to be redirected from my brain


Quote by DubStar92
I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#4
Man, if the Oscars were done the same way deady just did this...

oh man
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#5
Quote by Firenze
Man, if the Oscars were done the same way deady just did this...

oh man

They are.
#7
^Added to testimonials.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#10
Well, at least I won something.
Quote by dminishedthingy
It didn't seem possible, but apparently Messiah can spam even more now.


Quote by \Powerslave/
I can see it now. "Dark Thrones and Black People".


Quote by \Powerslave/
I pretty much wank something small and sleek.

ololololololol


JOIN THE NEKROGESTAPO!
#13
Quote by MetalMessiah665
Well, at least I won something.


i see wat you did there
#16
Quote by Lappo
i see wat you did there

I did win something. Look more carefully (worst artists).
Quote by dminishedthingy
It didn't seem possible, but apparently Messiah can spam even more now.


Quote by \Powerslave/
I can see it now. "Dark Thrones and Black People".


Quote by \Powerslave/
I pretty much wank something small and sleek.

ololololololol


JOIN THE NEKROGESTAPO!
#18
RECOUNT!!

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#20
Quote by MetalMessiah665
I did win something. Look more carefully (worst artists).


o yer rite

thinking i was not


edit:

and

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#22
*looks at list*


*weeps*


*leaves thread*
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#25
I have considered buying a giant dildo and spray painting it gold to present to him.

I'm sure his mother would approve considering he is like 11.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#27
Quote by Magero
DAMNIT!
I meant to vote for you at something.

It's cool.


I think the only award I was up for was Nicest user.
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#28
Quote by fallenangel20
It's cool.


I think the only award I was up for was Nicest user.


R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#30
Quote by fallenangel20
It's cool.


I think the only award I was up for was Nicest user.

I thought you had it going good for veteran and best taste.
#31
If I had been CC'd sooner (damn me not checking my PM's), I totally would've won Coolest Forum Authority.
#32
Quote by Scourge441
If I had been CC'd sooner (damn me not checking my PM's), I totally would've won Coolest Forum Authority.


I could have won meanest member award, but deady had to be a huge fag.

Oh well. I suppose this means I just need to flame the crap out of every member in this forum in every single thread with absolutely no grounds for doing so.
I've found Jesus
#34
Aquarian necro-jew should of gotten biggest contributor for starting some of the most popular threads.
#36
I am not a crook.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#39
Quote by Scourge441
If I had been CC'd sooner (damn me not checking my PM's), I totally would've won CoolestLamest Forum Authority.

Fixed, but you'd still have quite a lot of competition with Duncang
#40
Quote by Psychopathology
Aquarian necro-jew should of gotten biggest contributor for starting some of the most popular threads.

FVCKIN THANK YOU! At least someone recognizes my contributions here...


You know what, screw it, I'm giving myself that category.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
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