Okay, so I need a good April fools joke to play on my friend. He is always screwing with me and friend Kevin and we need something good to do. April Fools Day is right around the corner and time is running out and I know the pit will supply me with some good ideas. He is some background info on him:

Name : Dallen
Age : 15
Height : about 5'7
Weight : 160 lbs.
Addictions : Xbox 360, and almost WoW but not quite there yet.

He likes to screw around and get on peoples nerves and is spoiled to death by his parents, even though he treats them with little respect. He is sort of goofy and a little overweight, but not bad.

So Pit, any ideas?
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what kind of a name is Dallen? **** u bro, u dont need to mess with someone who has that name. its punishment enough.


100. Hammering a look-alike car

This involves taking the victim's car and replacing it with an identical one. The replacement car is then smashed up. Alternatively, you can do this the other way round at the same time, as long as the look-alike car isn't yours. Result: very expensive joke.

99. Poisoning their breakfast

Widely regarded as a generally bad joke, since the victim usually dies before you can safely point out that you poisoned their breakfast. The best way of doing this is to put tiny sharp pieces of metal in. Then make them run around till they squirt blood.

98. A Borax cappuccino

Putting Borax in their coffee has a lovely effect on the look of the drink, and is even more amusing when the victim starts foaming at the mouth.

97. Stealing their credit cards

A time tested joke - you simply empty the victim's wallet of all cards and cash. Then, when out, you will invariably need money, and your victim will thus discover all his cards have been stolen. Naturally, you should only return them once he has canceled them all.

96. Impersonating the FBI

You and a friend can visit the victim's address, posing as FBI agents. You can then claim that you have logs from their ISP that they have been downloading child pornography (which is more than likely if they're a member of 4chan) and that you thus have a warrant for their computers. Later, format the computers and return them.

95. Abducting their children.

For a truly effective gag, simply abduct the victim's children before they enter the school doors. Since you abducted them before 12:00, it is OK to hold them after this time. For maximum effect, return the children just before midnight. It is also even funnier if the children are drunk, naked and anally abused.

94. Kill their pet

A particularly effective gag is to kill their pet, behead it, and then place the head in their mug. Naturally, you can make this OK by buying them a new pet; "see, it's OK, I got you a new one".

93. Impersonate their doctor

A classic joke is to phone the victim and inform them that their wife has been diagnosed with an airborne strain of HIV, and that they should probably also be tested too. For added effect, tell them that the public must be notified, but they are entitled to free counseling.

92. Get hold of the wild animal they sponsored

Clearly any animal of identical species will do; bring the animal to their door, and inform them that the Zoo has gone into liquidation, and thus, the animal is now their legal property.

91. Break into their house and redecorate

A classic one is to break into their house after they are asleep, and redecorate as many rooms as possible with purple (or striped, vibrant red & blue) wallpaper. Alternatively, you can just drill loads of holes in the walls, and insert a Cadbury's finger in each.
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90. Redirect their homepage

Create an effectively done website in the style of Google News, and create a news article that depicts a relative of the victim's has gone on a killing spree and been shot down. For more effect, state that all relatives of the person mentioned are to be brought into custody for questioning at Gitmo.

89. Subpoena them

Write them a letter informing them that their ISP has been subpoena'd for download logs, and that you are suing them for criminal damages of $54,000,000 relating to piracy, making sure to enclose a list of their favourite music artists.

88. Raid their house

This needs to be done just as April 1 strikes (around 2am) - gather some friends and dress in swat gear; one team gas grenades both floors, the other team breaks down the front door and fires rounds into the air, then quickly raids the upstairs and arrests everyone. How far you take this is your choice - some have even recommended live ammunition.

87. Pretend Iraq has launched a nuclear weapon at a nearby sub political division

Film a mock news broadcast stating that Iraq has launched a missile directly at <nearby state/province/department/district> and is believed to be heading for <town close to border>, then simply cut and splice their cable line, run it into your computer and play back when they switch on the TV. Watch as they run for the car and attempt to escape the city, or kill themselves in their own living room.

86. Fake your own death

Fake your death, and then at the funeral, jump out of the coffin. Greater effect can be achieved if you arrange to deliberately fall over when getting out of the coffin, and appear to crack your head open - squibs in your mouth for the "vomiting blood" effect is also recommended.

85. Get a relative to play dead

Get a relative very close to them (perhaps yourself), and harness that person to a light fixture with a belt and leave them hanging there overnight. This is even more effective if the person is fitted so that they are dying when the victim comes down.

84. Get a dead relative to be dead

Exhume the body of a deceased relative, and fit it to the light fixture; this can be especially hard if the body is particularly rotten, so nail-gunning parts of the body together can be a wise solution.

83. Wire a stranger into their light socket

Abduct somebody, place them in a chair (don't forget to earth them) and wire them into a light socket. Ensure that the room is sufficiently darkened, and for added effect, put a light bulb in the person's mouth.

82. The Pregnancy gag

Find someone they've had sex with in the past 9 months (note, if you are reading this, it is unlikely someone will play this joke on you) and get them to phone the other party and inform them that they are pregnant with twins, and that they are the only possible father. Guaranteed to bring laughs for years to come.

81. Put sand in their Vaseline

Pretty self explanatory, this one puts a downer on any genuinely good night in with the 'lads'. Not only that, but their lips will still be dry too.

80. The Ring of Fire

Probably not your average joke; pour a (generous) line of petroleum around their bed while they're sleeping and then stand well back and light it, if the noise doesn't wake them, then set their alarm to go off shortly.
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Tell him that his mom has died,like be in school tell someone to call him up and say their from the hospital and his mother has been in a horrible car accident.

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Tell him that his mom ahs died,like be in school tell someone to call him up adn say their from the hospital and his mother has been in a horrible car accident.

That's a bit harsh. I still say eat his skin.
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Take him to the Grand Canyon and push him off.
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What I'm doing for my april fools joke is im going to get the whole school.

We have video announcements, and at the very end, im gonna slip in Never gonna give you up.

I think rick rolling 2100 kids is enough.

Yes, poop.
Tell him to eat a fresh food packet.
Get a Carvin. Do it.
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79. Vacuum Cleaner over the eye socket

Perhaps one of the most disturbed April Fools jokes of all time; you simply take the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner, hold it over their eye socket and turn on the cleaner. They now have the tedious task of retrieving their eye from the bag of the vacuum. Usually they find it covered in hair and dust, making it useless.

78. Caster wheels on the Zimmer frame

A gag for the elderly of the family; simply take a standard office chair, remove the wheels from it, and attach to the front and back of the elderly individual's Zimmer frame. Hilarity ensues when they lean into the frame.

77. Mace on the toilet roll

Simply take a spray can of mace, and apply it to the outer layer of some toilet paper, allow it to dry and place it on the paper before the victim awakens. Guaranteed instant laughter.

76. Bucket O' Acid

Similar to the bucket of water gag, but with a superior twist; simply take a glass coated bucket, fill with sulphuric acid (liquid nitrogen is also amusing) and carefully balance atop an ajar door (note - LN is more conspicuous). Then watch as they run around, slowly dissolving.

75. Cutting the brake line

A time-tested joke; simply locate the brake cable and cut it. For the engineers out there, see if you can attach the now cut cable running from the brake pedal to the accelerator, allowing you to observe exactly when they have floored the relevant pedal.

76. Nitro-glycerin Cistern

Disconnect the ball & **** mechanism from their toilet, empty the toilet by flushing, and then *very* carefully pour a combination of nitric acid and glycerine into the cistern. This should remain relatively stable. However, when they flush, a large explosion will of course ensue.

75. Cannabis Incense

When attending your local church, be sure to replace the incense with as high a quantity of cannabis as you can manage. Guaranteed that people will call it their best church sermon ever!

74. Special bread

Following on from the Cannabis Incense, a great follow-on gag is to replace the Communion bread with LSD tabs - although church-goers need to have been sufficiently stoned for this to work. Otherwise, it may be simpler to merely spike the communion wine instead.

73. Encyclop*dia Dramatica

A hilarious April 1 gag is to gather some friends with spare bandwidth, and simply DDoS ED for as long as humanly possible, in fact, doing so past 12:00 is actually totally fair game.

72. The Punji pit.

Works brilliantly if done beside their bed, or at the exit to a doorway; you need to dig out a pit in the floor (create a base for it) and then fill it with sharpened punji sticks. When they awaken (or leave the room) they will immediately be hilariously skewered on the trap below. Occasionally this does not kill instantly, and can provide hours (possibly days) of visual amusement.

71. Medication Switch

Do you know somebody with a life threatening condition? Yes? Well, the perfect April Fools joke is to take their medication, and simply swap it for menopause pills, or vitamins, this is the perfect chance to experience exactly what they look like when having a critical seizure: note, after 12:00 you must call the emergency services, but you're free to do what you like beforehand.
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70. The 'someone's trying to kill me' gag

When your friend is out driving, simply tail him, and have a friend start firing shots at his car as he travels down the motorway. Attempting to shoot out his tires as he turns can be especially effective since the car will often flip, totalling their vehicle, seriously injuring them, and also allowing you to end the chase and tell them it was all an innocent prank.

69. The Cockroach Gag

Go into their house and hide 10,000,000 cockroach eggs. Do this a few days before April Fool's Day.

68. The Shredder Gag

You gather all their work documents and throw them in the shredder. This is especially effective if April 1st is the day before your friend has to give in an important document to his boss.

67. The Moving Day Gag

Get some movers to dig up your friend's house from its foundations, and then have them drive away with it. Make sure your friend is chasing the house when the movers drive it over the edge of a cliff. Then run up to them and yell "April Fools!"

66. The Fake Eviction Notice

You print up a fake eviction notice from the city and give it to your friend. Tell him he has 24 hours to pack everything before they kick him out. The rest of this prank should handle itself. Be sure to only tell them it was all a joke when they have already packed everything up. Its even funnier if you print off two notes, and set one up on their front door early on, and then later come by with the fake, while he looks in horror at his door. Fake sympathy, for added effect, but be an ass and don't help him pack up, you have "many things to do".

65. Hair Loss Tonic

Using a mirror, reverse the chemicals in hair tonic. Then slip the newly-created hair loss tonic in your friend's coffee or other kind of drink. Afterwards, apologize and offer to buy them a wig (get them a cheap wig).

64. Break the Windows

Throw rocks and bricks (if you can carry them) into the windows of your friend's house. Then apologize to him and offer to buy them new windows. Then break all the windows they're selling at the store so they have to pay for them (as long as you "forgot your wallet").

63. Fake Suicide

Leave a suicide note where someone will find it and then leave your house for the day. An open medicine bottle or a coiled rope add an extra touch. Be sure not to let anyone know you're alive until after the police have been called.

62. Coming Out of the Closet

Announce to your family or lover(s) that you are gay and have been in a long-term relationship with another person of the same gender. Alternately, if you are gay, tell them that you are straight. Have some pictures ready if they don't believe you!

61. Public Indecency

While out in public, kindly offer to buy your friend a drink, after you have purchased the drink (an order to-go would be recommended) simply slip a few sildenafil citrate (Viagra) pills into their drink, and observe with much hilarity as they attempt to hide their erection (note, again, if you are reading this, it is unlikely that you would suffer from this gag; the erection would need to be visible).

60. Pantsless Gag

If you're not good at coming up with April Fool's jokes, all this requires is your body and a little exhibitionism. Pull your pants down in front of them while doing something completely unrelated, like cooking or playing golf. Extra points if you write a message for them!
Works every time...
Set a 5 minute time limit on his xbox 360 through parental controls behind his back. Did this to a friend who didnt go to school due to xbox addiction.
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59. The Tabasco down the pants

A great follow up from the Bottle trick; simply grab the bottle of Tabasco, and pour it down their pants, guaranteed to bring them back to consciousness immediately!

58. The 'I was framed' gag

Pay a visit to your victim's place of work, and simply murder a colleague of theirs (preferably their boss) as brutally as possible; then simply remove a limb (bringing a hacksaw or chainsaw would be wise) and put it in your friend's fridge - next, simply call the police and explain how you just went to your friend's place of work, and discovered a dead person with a missing limb, and that your friend asked you not to come round his house. Guaranteed satisfaction!

419. The 57 gag

Simply send your friend an e-mail claiming you are a rich prince with around $2,000,000 in withheld funds, and that you need their assistance in claiming the money, and that for the initial sum of around $20,000 you'd give them more than ten times that in return - this gag is so popular it is in fact used all year round.

56. The Messiah gag

Attempt to convince everyone that your victim is claiming that he is in fact the reincarnation of the messiah; taking past experience into account, your victim will likely be a receiver of a side-splittingly funny crucifixion, or at least a vicious beating.

55. The John Bobbitt gag

If you find yourself in possession of a tranquillizer gun, then simply take aim and fire at your chosen victim, then enjoy yourself as they briefly stagger around before passing out, then take a sharp knife, and cut off their penis. (prerequisite: victim must be male).

54. The Conception gag

Poke holes in their condoms. (There is debate as to whether or not this falls under the worst, or best joke, as the results can be quite funny).

53. The Constipation Gag

Using a mirror, reverse the chemicals in laxatives. Then slip the **** Blockers™ inside your friend's food. Then pretend to give him laxatives, only to give him MORE **** Blockers™.

52. Change the Year

Change the year on your friend's computer so that it says 1900 instead of 2008. Rewire the monitor cable to feed the same signal into all three of the RGB colour inputs... in black-and-white. They'll think that they've fallen for an retroactive Y2K Bug. Further to that hack their computer's DNS table to direct to a customised news site that states that the Y2K bug has caused the US missile defence system to fire a bio agent at the homeland; detailing the particularly evil virus contained within. Most will run to the nearest window and jump, but you may want to give them a little push otherwise.

51. The shaving foam & razor blades

Simply wait for your friend to fall asleep, and create a large pile of shaving foam in their dominant hand; now, slide razor blades (preferably at a 90 degree angle) into the shaving foam. take a feather, and apply it just below their nose, this should cause them to reflexively bring their hand to their nose; covering the face in foam and also slicing into both their face and hands thanks to the brilliant addition. Add a pinch of salt the second time round.

50. The fake cigarette

If you have a friend who smokes, then a favoured trick is to take a cigarette and very carefully inject the fluid from a cyanide pill down the shaft of the cigarette (using a hypodermic is advised).

49. The Chuck Norris Gag

Tell your victim you want to scare someone, and that you'll pay them to pretend to die when you do a roundhouse kick to them, however, when you do the kick, you need to stab your foot into their throat, this should snap their neck and means you will genuinely kill them, and they weren't expecting that; April Fools!

48. The Disease

Simply find someone (perhaps yourself) whom you know has an infectious disease (sexually transmitted ones are a must) and take a blood sample from them. Then drug your friend and inject the infected blood into them. After 12:00 you can tell him to get themself checked for HIV.

47. The amnesia gag

Arrange to meet your friend in town or public place, preferably a restaurant. Make sure you arrive before them, and when they see you, pretend not to recognise them and walk away, they will of course follow you, have them follow you into an alley, and then give them a final warning. After this (whether or not they respond) take out a gun, and fire two rounds into their kneecaps, if you don't have a gun, a machete used in the same area will suffice.

46. The hand reversal

You might need to give your friend a lot of sleeping pills just enough not to kill him/her. When your friend is in deep sleep, get a chainsaw, cut both hands off, swap them and sew them back on before all the blood drains out - laying down newspaper beforehand is probably a good idea. Observe the shock and agony on their faces as they regain consciousness.

45. The Your Hands Are Now Ears Gag

Just like 46, but instead of reversing the hands, cut off the ears; then reverse the hands and the ears. When they wake up yell "Talk to the hand!"

44. The second-hand store

While your victim is sleeping, remove their hands and pawn them at a local second-hand hand store.

43. The Persian carpet gag

Declare that Saddam has WMD's and send your army to invade Iraq. After war has been waged for years and thousands are dead, go on national TV from Abu Ghraib and declare "It was Iran that was trying to build the WMDs. APRIL FOOLS!" and promptly march all of your surviving troops out of Iraq and into Iran. Be sure to have plenty of cameras at the ready as the look on Cindy Sheehan's face will be priceless.

42. The toilet gag

Go to the toilet. Take a piece of plastic wrap and place it under the toilet seat add a few blobs of caesium to the sheet where it doesn't look particularly noticeable. Now wait until someone goes to the toilet.

41. The other toilet gag

Go to a friend's house. Use their bathroom. Completely clog his toilet. Show no mercy. Poop and poop and poop, and use lots of toilet paper. You can even put a wash cloth down there - hell a small child is even better. Then leave the bathroom and tell your friend that someone clogged it and ask if he has another you may use. Repeat on new toilet. Note: may require use of exlax.

40. Yet another toilet gag

Find a toilet, preferably not your own. Disconnect the flush mechanism and empty the bowl (use a bucket or several disposable cups to remove the water) Fill it with boiling water and add clear jello mix. Stir. Let it cool overnight (make sure no one uses it until it does). When the jello becomes thick, pour a cup or 2 of water on top to make it look like the bowl is filled with water and not jello. Next time someone goes to use the toilet (hopefully with a horrible case of the ****s) there won't be any room for the stuff to go! Hilarity and a huge mess ensues.

39. The swap-the-dilithium-crystals gag

Any manic-depressives in the house? Swap the lithium mood stabilisers with Lithium-Ion battery cells and watch everyone go wild. They'll stop once their batteries finally run down.

38. The Ice Cream Gag

Hijack an ice cream peddler’s cart, and fill all the ice cream with a few drops, hell, why not an entire bottle, of cyanide. Then wait outside your victim's house, and offer them free ice cream. Tell them about the cyanide only after they have finished it.

37. The exploding space shuttle gag

A variant of the Pinto gag, this requires that you buy a used space shuttle (available at government surplus auctions or army/navy stores) and some broken O-rings (pulled from the exploding Pinto, above). They get in and try to launch... **BOOM**

36. Talking Toilet

Tape a walkie-talkie to the base of your friend's toilet. They'll think they have a talking toilet. Don't tell them it was just a prank until they have already tried to sell the toilet for money.

35. The Insect gag

While the victim is sleeping, take a flesh-eating insect (scarab beetle is an obvious choice) and insert it into their ear. Watch as they hilariously try to tear their own head open to get out the creature that is devouring their brain.

34. Gun Gag

Go into a crowded place (such as a theatre, or mall) and yell as loud as you can "HE'S GOT A GUN!!!"

33. Distribute "their" porn

First, find the sleaziest porn you can (hint: internet/usenet) - generally porn that is contrasting to their supposed sexual orientation is preferable, then get some mailing labels. Write their name and address on the labels, then attach them to the porn (hint: make it appear to be a marketing related promotion for a new Business venture of theirs). Next, distribute it at schools, doctors' offices, etc. If you are caught, just tell the cops that you were paid to do it.

32. The 'Goldilocks' gag

Replace your bratty siblings' teddy bears, Paddington bears and pooh bears with real live grizzly bears. If anyone notices anything out of the ordinary, play really dumb and pretend not to know who (or what) has been eating all the porridge, breaking all the chairs and getting rid of unwanted bratty siblings.

31. Sunny Delight

Dilute your younger brother's orange squash with vodka, claiming it's a new brand. Imagine his amusement when he comes-to, aged 20, lying face-down on a motel bed in Tunisia with a pounding headache and a lewd tattoo of Thatcher on his left buttock.
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30. The good ol' "I'm pregnant" trick

This is especially useful if you are a female and known to be quite, ahem, productive. Say, you've had 4 already, then say, "(Husband's/Wife's name), did you tell them the news?". Then have your spouse act as if to say "you tell them". That will do the trick. Remember, the more kids you have already, the more believable the joke.
29. The guy in the trunk gag

Firstly, scope out somebody you think is within your means to abduct, then do so, and hide them in the trunk of your victim's car. Tell your friend you need to go out for a drive for something *urgent* and get him to take you onto the interstate. When you find yourself near a police vehicle, immediately grab the wheel and cause the car to swerve wildly. When your are stopped by the police, the abductee will probably be aware of this and make themselves known, instant hilarity.

28. Offer to pay the national debt

Simply get the number of the highest level of official in the white house, and impersonate Bill Gates, usually, if you pull this off correctly with a variety of well-worded facsimiles, you can effectively convince the administration that you are indeed going to solve their problems single-handedly, naturally, the humour is in telling them that you're actually not going to.

27. Publish 'their' diary

If you happen to know that your friend keeps a diary, then take a peek at it, although if you can't, no matter; simply concoct any number of deranged theories, lies and disturbed comments, and them publish them in the form of a blog. Now simply phone your local hospital and explain you are worried about your friends recent behaviour, and give them the URL to the blog you created, generally you need to time this so that they are sectioned on April 1st, which can be something of a challenge.

26. Icy Hot in a Condom

Wait until one of your friends is drunk and about to get laid. Then, offer to get them a condom. Fill it with Icy-Hot and give it to them. Watch them sober up REAL quick. Super-glue is optional, but funny when they are holding their wanker shouting "get it off!"

25. White House Tea Party

Actually Attempted! If you get invited to a tea party at the White House bring your own sugar cubes laced with LSD. LSD does not dissolve sugar, so the Secret Service may not find out about it until the president is tripped out on acid.

24. Releasing rabid dogs in their house

One of the funniest yet tragic April Fools day jokes is to let rabid, starving dogs into their room (or the room of a small child, you decide) and enjoy as they are ripped to shreds. (Note: After 12:00, you should alert the police that there's been an "accident").

23. Replacing the salt with potassium shavings

Sure, everyone loves salt on their fries. But what if their fries begin to burn and explode? Well, then you have hilarity! Simply grind down potassium, avoiding any sparks or sources of water and mix into their salt. When added, it will burn uncontrollably! For extra laughs, put a second helping onto the rim of their margarita!

22. Rigging their pregnancy test

Replace the testing strip inside their pregnancy test unit with litmus paper. Remember that the instructions have to tell them to look for the colour red. Wait till they're on the abortion table, then text message them!

This is exceptionally more amusing if done to a male.

21. The "Special" Gag

Get your friend really drunk, and constantly slip him muscle-contraction causing drugs, so that he gets all stiff and randomly twitches. Then release him into the special olympics and watch him/her try to tell them that he's not special!
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20. The library joke

Go to a library with a couple of friends and take a lot of buckets filled with water with you. Enter the library. Now make everything wet!

19. The 'neighbor in the car' gag

Go to your neighbour's garden and kidnap them. Now go to their car and put them in the motor. Make sure they can't escape. Wait until 12:00 and then fire up the motor!!! (Note: They may have to be stabbed in order to make them stay)

18. The movie gag

Tell someone you want to go to the cinema with him/her. Say he/she has to be at the cinema at 7 p.m. Stay home and call him/her three hours later to tell him/her it was a joke.

17. Kill someone

Just go up to a friend, acquaintance or family member and simply begin to kill them. As you are killing them, on their last breath whisper "April Fools!" The person will laugh right as they die, which is pretty awesome and you will have an excuse when you are in court.

16. Surprise Sex

Go to your local unscrupulous chemist, and acquire some Rohypnol, then simply drug your victim's drink of choice with it, and wait for it to take effect. At this point, you have a choice, however, you should (eventually) proceed to place them in a ditch, preferably with no underwear on, later you can inform them it was merely an April Fools joke. For added effect, stuff a used condom up their ass. Hilarity will ensue.

15. Blow up their House

Find a friend who is a smoker, sneak into their house at night and loosen their gas pipes. Make sure it will be several hours before they have to have a light. Hilarity ensues when they try to have a smoke and their house explodes. Make sure you pick through the rubble, find their horribly burned body and tell them "April Fools!"

14. Steal their kidneys

Get the victim really drunk, so much that they pass out. While they are out, get a knife (You can usually get one from the bar you are drinking at, don't worry about cleaning it) and cut out their kidneys and sell them on the black market. (Note: No actual medical practice is required to remove someone’s kidneys.) Leave them naked in a tub of ice with a note on their chest saying "I have taken your kidneys. Call an ambulance. APRIL FOOLS!" You can also offer to buy them some new kidneys for their Birthday / Christmas / Bar Mitzvah.

13. The CD Ejector

Does your friend have a CD drive with the disc slot? Yes? Well simply take the drive apart, and connect the lifting mechanism that raises the spindle to the spin down motor instead, this way, instead of the disc spinning down when they eject the disc, it will fly out of the tray at high speed, and embed itself roughly 2.6cm into their head.

12. That is deodorant... right?

While in friend's house snatch their deodorant (roll-on) and remove what's left of it. Fill it with cream cheese or just plain cheese and mould it in the empty deodorant space. Put the cap back on and invite yourself to sleep over their house. In the morning (hopefully they put deodorant on when they change) you can laugh your ass off. You can also use any sort of white substance.. Use your imagination.

11. Destroy PC

Purposely wait for your friend, if a computer nut, to leave the house or go to the bathroom, from which you open the CD drive and remove that elastic that enables the drive to open in the first place. If no elastic, just put a hammer of some kind in the monitor and tower. A sledge hammer has a far more devastating and humorous effect. Make sure the PC is unplugged to prevent Electrocution.
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10. Stealthily crush up Ecstasy pills and put it in their drink.

Brilliant fun, usually makes them feel like everybody loves them, or alternatively; they can consume too much water and die, or just die outright... Either way, it's generally considered to be a classic joke. Plus, when you tell them "April Fools!" they will laugh their ass off.

9. Have sex with their Mom

Have sexual relations with their mom, no matter how disgusting, and purposely invite them into the room while in the middle of a very revealing position. Finish before pulling out for more effects of humour and possibly fatherhood. Besides, you were going to anyway.

8. Hack their Wikipedia Account

Useful to make them edit and contribute volumes of information about articles that they would never think of even reading. Just like everything else on Wikipedia, none of the info you put on the site has to be factual!

7. Sign them up for the Army

Laughs all around when the MPs show up at your mark's door and he gets hauled off to the stockade for going AWOL.

6. Edit their page on Wikipedia

This works best if they are some what famous. Just put up what ever you feel like and nobody should notice it for months. If they are not famous, just give them a page (using their account as above), and laugh all around when it's put on AFD and your mark is banned.

5. Force them to watch paint dry for 24 straight hours.

Pin their eyelids back so they can't blink. Be sure to water their eyes, though, or they might go blind. Whoops! If you duct-taped them to the chair, it's even funnier.

4. Erase them from existence altogether.

Enlist the help of a God and get that God to edit them out of time and space. This works, but then automatically doesn't work because they no longer exist. You'll have to get the God in question to write it down for you. "You erased ________ from reality as an April Fool's joke. Go ahead and laugh it up."

3. Weld a scream mask to their face, and melt a knife onto their hand.

Very amusing! Usually doesn't weld particularly well, but if you work hard you'll get it on there. Tip: Try inserting metal pins into their temples.

2. Say that it's 1979

Get loose and go retro, I say! To make this work, knock your mark unconscious and bring him or her to a 70's throwback disco. Lots of fun, especially if you manage to get your mark to go streaking, or hooked on cocaine, or watch Brady Bunch reruns, or what ever weird 70's fads there are.


Construct a fake list of the worst 100 April fools jokes, and then find someone stupid enough to read them all the way down number 1
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Tell him to a fresh food packet.

Deffinitely do this.
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Deffinitely do this.

I forgot "eat".
Get a Carvin. Do it.
Dig a BIG a DEEP hole, cover it with leaves and branches. Then pretend that you're pissed off on him and push he around until he falls into the hole. When he's in the hole, cover it once again and go away.
Damn you 100 pranks guy, damn you to hell
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a mental asylum called Mike

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That's cuz you mad...Mike.

Sorry, had to get my corniness out of the way.
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Damn you 100 pranks guy, damn you to hell

+1, I read all of them too

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+1, I read all of them too


I may just have to try a few of those.
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