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#1
Today I was taking a science test and it was going fine until I came across a diagram of how to grow a square watermelon... The question that went along with it was something like this: "What practical use, from a farmer's perspective, could a square watermelon have?"

So pit riddle me this, what uses could a square watermelon possibly have?
#3
more watermelon slices (like sliced bread)
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#4
The answer is that the question is not valid because the watermelon would be a cube and not a square.

It was a trick question.
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#5
Easy to stack!! duh

Edit: ^ If it was 2D though it would be even easier to stack!!! Think of the possibilities!
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#7
Unless it can somehow make a watermelon grow to the sides of a box, if you get a bigger box, you can have more watermelon.
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#8
easier to stack?

Edit: okay beaten to it there.
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The answer is that the question is not valid because the watermelon would be a cube and not a square.

It was a trick question.

2D watermelons FTW!
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#14
Wow.

Some of the questions that get posted here are amazing.

But square watermelon? I dunno... Could be useful.
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#16
They could easily be gift wrapped, making them the ultimate gift. A water melon. Can you imagine how you'd feel unwrapping a square watermelon? that'd be awesome
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Black people could practice finding the volume if the length is x, the width x+7, and the height 2x + 1

But black people aren't square.
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#18
What game had cubic watermelons? I think it might have been Mario Sunshine but I'm not sure.
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#19
They'l say its to make it easier transport and to stack, but really its gotta be for more sales..
Lets be honest, who would not buy a square watermelon?
i want one now.

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#20
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Wow a trick question, that is so clever and amusing.


Not.

So are "not" jokes.
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#21
Uh none.
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What game had cubic watermelons? I think it might have been Mario Sunshine but I'm not sure.


I think you're right.
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#23
more watermelons in a crop. they would line up right next to each other so you would save space to put more watermelons. And the same would go for their shipping.
#24
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They'l say its to make it easier transport and to stack, but really its gotta be for more sales..
Lets be honest, who would would not buy a square watermelon?
i want one now.

But from the farmer's point of view... I was honestly going to write because it looks cool


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#25
i've heard that they make square watermelons in japan. they do it so that it can fit easily in their smaller refrigerators.
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#26
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i've heard that they make square watermelons in japan. they do it so that it can fit easily in their smaller refrigerators.


like Wendy's burgers

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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#27
market value, easier transportation.
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#28
It's either
a. Trick Question
b. Easier to Stack
c. More Sales (Who wouldn't buy one?)
d. Fap

I would choose a or d.
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#29
Quote by jeremessmore
But from the farmer's point of view... I was honestly going to write because it looks cool


Well, I expect the farmer want's more sales...

Plus if i had the choice between growing square watermelons or regular ones id choose square, just to feel better then the other farmers.

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#30
Here's one,

If a black criminal ended up applying for a job, how would that help him from a black persons perspective?

A. Trick question omfg lololol black people can't get jobs lololololol see how pathetic this thread is?
#32
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Here's one,

If a black criminal ended up applying for a job, how would that help him from a black persons perspective?

A. Trick question omfg lololol black people can't get jobs lololololol see how pathetic this thread is?

C'mon, I mean, is the racism really necessary? All it does it make you look pathetic and immature.
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C'mon, I mean, is the racism really necessary? All it does it make you look pathetic and immature.

oh shoosh, lighten up and take a joke.
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oh shoosh, lighten up and take a joke.

You do not realize how ironic that statement is.
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#36
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Is that picture real?

I think it would sell better just because people would think they're cooler.


Looks like a shoop...
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#37
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oh shoosh, lighten up and take a joke.

Lighten up? What do you mean? People take offense to that ****. I have many black friends and I really don't find anything that downgrades them to be a joke.
#38
the guy who said they grow them in Japan is right. They are used for stackability and sells, since watermelon is really expensive over their. So obviously they have to be able to stack them better, and make them all the same size. Helps profit.
#39
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You do not realize how ironic that statement is.


That guy isn't kidding. He reported a guy for it.

It's a joke. If you find it offensive, PM the poster.

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Lighten up? What do you mean? People take offense to that ****. I have many black friends and I really don't find anything that downgrades them to be a joke.


Jokes aren't always going to be clean and happy thoughts. "Putdowns" and racism, sexism, any -ism can be a funny joke if given correctly.

Whoever posted it didn't give it correctly, because it wasn't funny. You shouldn't take the internet so serious.
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#40
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Lighten up? What do you mean? People take offense to that ****. I have many black friends and I really don't find anything that downgrades them to be a joke.

Why are people so sensitive, it was in a joke context.

Take a deep breath and ease up.
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