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#1
Ever wondered what the hell it was exactly that your parents named you?


no?


well nows your chance to go find out. you can use any thing you can find on the internet that tells us what your name means/translates to.

it can be funny, serious... whatever floats your boat. here is mine.

First name:

Kaleb
- Derived from the word God.

Also a phrase for the hottest person alive to ever step foot on earth and any other planets he has been on. Mars, Jupiter, Urnaus, and Saturn.

it really translates to "Faithful, or Bold."
Middle name:

Gage
- A Gage is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Gage. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Gage dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

eg.
Guy 1: Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 3: She's walking like a penguin, Gage must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4: Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...

it really translates to "a pledge, or pawn"

ironically, i suck at chess.
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#2
Mine means "Enlightened"... I have no idea what I'm "enlightened" about, but whatever.
#4
Justin
1. an awesome dude who could take over the world
2.genious
3.has tons of friends
person 1: i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends

person 2: You're a real Justin

Bolded area: You can tell the person who wrote this wasn't Justin...
#5
Mark -

A name given to the coolest, funniest, most popular, and most enjoyable Males in the world.
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#6
My name actually has a literal translation to 'Biggest douchebag in the world'

Here's a pic of me:


EDIT: 'Spose I should put in a serious response here. First five definitions in UD.

Benjamin:

1. short or slang expression for a 100(hundred)-dollar-bill 'cause Benjamin Franklin's face is on the front side of it

2. hebrew name meaning

"the son of the right hand"

3. In some areas of the UK to benjamin something is to make love with it. A benjamin with 3 or more people is called 'A Big Bad Benjamin.'

4. The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.

5. To have the most amazing man boobs ever, and be amazing in bed.
I'm not very good at this being funny business...

Be my friend? Yes / No

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#9
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So Bens are typically douchebags? Good to know.

From personal experience, yeah pretty much.
I'm not very good at this being funny business...

Be my friend? Yes / No

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#10
My name really means "Laurel" but here's the Urban version:

Laura the Poor is very poor, and she has got hair on her arms.
If you want to kill her call:0906-0112

You are a Laura the Poor look-alike.
SUPER SNEU


Another cool one:

A wh0re on RuneScape who will date almost any male in world 83 as long as they will give her a pic of a 12 inch and ags. Can be very pissy, and stand behind male mods, such as Alexx.
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#11
An obese man who lives in the sewer and wears expensive clothing. He battles oversized alligators and eats them. He is a legend in his own mind. He has bright orange skin and looks like John Madden.

He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
Dude1: I looked down my drain in my bath tub and I saw a mirror with an eye staring at me... and then it was gone..

Dude2: wtf??

Dude3: lmao

Dude1: .... i'm being serious

Dude2: ???

Dude3: you think it was samuel?

Dude1: who the **** is samuel?
#12
your name is gage?
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#14
Mine apparently means God Exists... Odd for somebody who's in general, anti christian D=
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#15
In the bible the name Matthew is based from Saint Matthew, one of the disciples of Jesus. Also The name Matthew is be defined as the gift of God. Some believe that people with the name Matthew have magical powers, but this has not been proven to be true.

"Did you see Matthew yesterday, he was acting like he was the gift of God or something."
#16
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yessir.

well that is just dandy-tastic
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#17
Jake-->supplanter
supplanter--->one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another

from UD: the police
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Shai Hulud mother****er.
#18
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well that is just dandy-tastic


why you say that?
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#20
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#21
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why you say that?

why does anyone say anything?


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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#22
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why does anyone say anything?



Because John Mayer said

"Say what you need to say..."
#23
My name means a rocky outcrop. I saw it in a name book once.

My name is Tremaine by the way.
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#24
My name means Bright, Fair Haired. For what that's worth.
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#25
Quote by frozen_soul
why does anyone say anything?




god dammit. its 3 in the ****ing morning, don't point out my typos. lol its supposed to say why do you say that?
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#26
My name is Moon Channel Smith. It signifies the ever withering communion between man and the Nature Goddess, which has been broken for most people through their ignorance and willingness to conform to the norms of a decaying society that has lost touch with its natural origins, and is subjugated by money-hungry corporations. Maaan.
#27
"God is my judge."

But according to UD, i'm bigger than God:

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:

Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.
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#28
Scott.

From an English and Scottish surname which meant "a Scotsman". The original meaning of the word Scot is debated, but it may mean "tattoo bad motherfucker", so given because Scotsmen often had tattoos were bad motherfuckers.

Unedited.
#29
Son.
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Don't jump on the bandwagon, Line 6 Spider III's Aren't that bad!


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#31
Colm is a given name of Irish origin. It means dove in the Irish language.
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#32
My name is a variation of Matthew (which is the greek variation of the Hebrew name Matityahu). It means 'gift of Yahweh'. Yahweh, for those of you who donn't know, is the name of the Hebrew god.
#34
My last name, Caramia, is a phrase meaning 'my beloved' in Italian.

But my first name, Libby, is derived from Elizabeth. Which is boring/medieval.
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#35
Mine is Scottish and means Dark River.
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#37
Mine means cliff or rock. Yay!
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#38
'Gift from God'
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#39
"The Name BAYLEE can be used as either a boy or girl's name. The origin of the baby name BAYLEE is English, Middle English, Old French with the meaning(s) depending on Gender/Origin being

English - Male - Bailiff
English - Female - Bailiff"

kk then

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#40
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"The Name BAYLEE can be used as either a boy or girl's name. The origin of the baby name BAYLEE is English, Middle English, Old French with the meaning(s) depending on Gender/Origin being

English - Male - Bailiff
English - Female - Bailiff"

kk then


sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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