#1
I've decided - 3 hour train journeys rock

So last Monday, my teacher told me to write an arpeggio section for a song we started in my lesson...3 hours on a train later and its got lyrics too lol I just hope he wasn't expecting anything sensible....

PETE THE GNOME

I'm a pick gnome
And I live in your amp
I’m Plectrum Pete the pick gnome
And my house is rather cramped

VERSE:
My dads the tuning pixie
And he taught me all he knows
He taught me how to steal a pick
And to stay away from clothes

My momma was a pick gnome
The greatest in the world
You ever lost a pick mid-strum?
I bet that was my mom!

CHORUS:
I'm a pick gnome
And I live in your amp
I’m Plectrum Pete the gnome
And my house is rather cramped

VERSE:
But one day in the night
My mom was in a trouser pocket
When a giant hairy foot came down
And landed right upon it.

We never saw my mom again -
It squished her good and proper.
If you route through pockets
You will likely come a cropper!

BREAK:
(I've got a worrying mental image of Pete the Gnome in a tutu ballet dancing in this bit)
So stay away from clothes my son
My papa said to me.
Those picks are safe in your pocket
'Cause squished is not for me!

CHORUS:
I'm a pick gnome
And I live in your amp
I’m Plectrum Pete the gnome
And my house is rather cramped

VERSE:
I’ll steal your picks from under you
In memory of my mother.
I’ll hide them in the fridge, the loo,
Until you buy another.

I keep collecting picks
And I display them in my house,
But if they’re in a pocket
Then they’re safer than a mouse.

CHORUS:
I'm a pick gnome
And I live in your amp
I’m Plectrum Pete the pick gnome
And my house is rather cramped

I'm a pick gnome
And I live in your amp
I’m Plectrum Pete the pick gnome
And you need a big new amp!


I'll post the tune as an mp3 when I get it recorded (not that I'd particularly recommend listening to it lol) - but luckily for you guys I don't sing!
#2
haha this song needed to come out a looooong time ago.
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What a talented person.