#1
I was sittin by the fire, while the cows graze on something nutritious.
I heard a noise by the door, thinking hey, that’s nothing suspicious.
Then the window caved in and the rain poured in and I realized some idiot was tryin to break in,
So I took out my gun and I pumped up my load and ya wanna see the mother****er hit the road.

Im a Dingle Yeah Yeah
Im a Dingle
You wont believe Yeah Yeah
What happens to a Dingle

I went to see my folks two weeks ago in the city
I was down in Soho, I was watchin a show, she was pretty,
I smiled at her and her fella walked in and he tried to leave his mark upon my chin
So I took out my gun and I pumped up my load and ya wanna see the mother****er hit the road.

Im a Dingle Yeah Yeah
Im a Dingle
You wont believe Yeah Yeah
What happens to a Dingle

I was out for a stroll, just walking my souls, the boys committed
My feet they were hurting and telling me to forbid it
I was on the way back, I came under attack by a cheeky mother****er in a brannigan sack
So I took out my gun and I pumped up my load and ya wanna see the lad hit the road.

Im a Dingle Yeah Yeah
Im a Dingle
You wont believe Yeah Yeah
What happens to a Dingle

My cousin came down about a home and I took pitty
He said he’d pay me rent, I haven’t seen a cent, what a ditty
I came home drunk, the other night, guess who I found sleeping on my side.
So I took out my gun and I pumped up my load and ya wanna see the mother****er hit the road.

Im a Dingle Yeah Yeah
Im a Dingle
You wont believe Yeah Yeah
What happens to a Dingle

I was out on the range, just poaching some game by the river
I slipped and fell in, got soaked to the skin, it was bitter
This man came along and reached out his hand, the warden looked at me witheyes of the damned
So I took out my gun and I pumped up my load and ya wanna see the mother****er hit the road.


Im a Dingle Yeah Yeah
Im a Dingle
You wont believe Yeah Yeah
What happens to a Dingle

So the day came around, the law showed up in a tissy
They demanded my gun, said hey there son, don’t be silly.
They walked into my house and turned it upside down, they could not find a thing
SO I POINTED OUT.
And I took out my gun and I pumped up my load and ya wanna see the mother****ers hit the road.

Im a Dingle Yeah Yeah
Im a Dingle
Im a Dingle Yeah Yeah
Im a Dingle
#2
Catchy, but it seems like it would be hard to sing, I can really feel a melody in my head unless I think of it as a cheap television commercial for a product I don't think I'll need.
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This thread proves Gigatiran is awesome, and a lot more awesome than your average awesome. I bet he even owns a duster like Dennis Reynolds.