#1
We've all heard the conspiracy theories that Elvis Presley (and in some cases Tupac) is still alive. Some people don't believe it, some are almost certain of it.

I was thinking though; what would happen if it was discovered for sure that Elvis still is alive? He comes out of hiding, explains why he staged his death and takes all the necessary tests to prove he's is the real thing.

This is not a thread to say whether you think Elvis is dead or alive, but what would happen if he turned out he is alive.


Surely it would be one of the biggest things to happen in the history of music, and pretty much the modern world in general.
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#3
He'd be old and shit himself, ala Rod Stewart in South Park.
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#4
Not much really. Maybe he'd bring out another album, which probably wouldn't be very good, but people would buy anyway, then he'd eventually die
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It would be awesome if Tupac was still alive.

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It would be awesome if Tupac was still alive.



+1


Tupac > Elvis
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Tupac > Elvis

no way Elvis is ****ing awesome....and Tupac is just pretty decent for a rapper
#13
I'd be happier if Hendrix or Morrison were still alive. Or Tupac. I haven't really heard a lot of stuff by Elvis.
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The only reason everyone loves Tupac is because he's dead. His rapping was just decent. And Elvis' "ressurection" would be big news for a week, then everything would go back to normal.
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What if he died for real a week after it was revealed that he was still alive. Would people be sad about it? I mean, everyone's pretty much used to him being "dead." I feel like everyone would just be thinking, "hmm, that was weird."
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#19
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Tupac > Elvis


I dont have an opinion, but there would be people who murdered you for just uttering those words in large parts of the world
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no way Elvis is ****ing awesome....and Tupac is just pretty decent for a rapper

what? tupac was perhaps THE most talented rapper in the 90s. He had the flow, the lyrical content and voice that made you listen, oh yeah and an intellect that was above anything we see today.


Tupac > any other dead artist (including dimefag)
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what? tupac was perhaps THE most talented rapper in the 90s. He had the flow, the lyrical content and voice that made you listen, oh yeah and an intellect that was above anything we see today.


Tupac > any other dead artist (including dimefag)


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