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So I just had sex to Led Zeppelin and I told my partner that I've never had sex to Led Zeppelin and not to tell anyone because I never wanted to. She told me I guarantee at least 100 people in the world right now are having sex to Led Zeppelin. I'm still naked and this happened like thirty seconds ago. Don't ask why I'm on UG I'm that bored now.

My question to you is do you think at least 100 people in this world are having sex to Led Zeppelin at this exact moment?
#3
Nope

Edit: ITT: TS brags about having sex
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#5
Im (meant to be) working so im not having sex or listening to Led Zep...
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#6
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People wanna have sex to good music.


So no then?

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Pretty obviously.
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Nope

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So I just had sex to Led Zeppelin and I told my partner that I've never had sex to Led Zeppelin and not to tell anyone because I never wanted to. She told me I guarantee at least 100 people in the world right now are having sex to Led Zeppelin. I'm still naked and this happened like thirty seconds ago. Don't ask why I'm on UG I'm that bored now.

My question to you is do you think at least 100 people in this world are having sex to Led Zeppelin at this exact moment?

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#11
Death Cab For Cutie, for me.
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#12
Probably. There were also loads of gay couples having sex at the same time as you. Think about that one next time you're banging your girlfriend.
#13
To what song of Led Zeppelin? I hope -for her sake- you made love to her during a whole album, but that masculinely (?) impossible :P I'd love to have sex to Lynyrd Skynyrd's freebird. Going rough during the solo .... yeahhh
#14
I'm not bragging about anything. I was just overly curious when she said afterwards that there is over 100 people having sex to Led Zeppelin right now. And I doubted it. Wanted to to see what you thought. Don't be square.
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I'm not bragging about anything. I was just overly curious when she said afterwards that there is over 100 people having sex to Led Zeppelin right now. And I doubted it. Wanted to to see what you thought. Don't be square.


Yeah but its 'Hip to be square'!


I would love to have sex to that song....
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I'm not bragging about anything. I was just overly curious when she said afterwards that there is over 100 people having sex to Led Zeppelin right now. And I doubted it. Wanted to to see what you thought. Don't be square.


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Wait.. you had sex thirty seconds ago and now you're in The Pit?
... you sir, are sick...


^sigged and you never know dude...someone somewhere probably is doing it to the zep right now...
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#22
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I kid you not. I had sex thirty seconds ago. And jumped on UG. What.


And what about your good woman?? Surely some rest time is needed before you tell all the pit-monkeys?!
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#23
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And what about your good woman?? Surely some rest time is needed before you tell all the pit-monkeys?!



She is listening to the Cure on her ipod. But an awful remix song of the Cure. Too much piano. I don't even know what it is.

EDIT: She says its a 'mashup' of The Cure and the Commadores. I have no idea what this garbage is.
#24
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She is listening to the Cure on her ipod. But an awful remix song of the Cure. Too much piano. I don't even know what it is.


No problem, glad thats cleared up. I still have an image of you butt naked in front of a computer screen...
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#25
I'd imagine it would be just like anal, great at the time, but in the end you would wonder what your doing at the time.
#26
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I'm not bragging about anything. I was just overly curious when she said afterwards that there is over 100 people having sex to Led Zeppelin right now. And I doubted it. Wanted to to see what you thought. Don't be square.


Man, If I JUST had sex, I certainly wouldn't be here!
And highly doubt 100 people had sex to Zep at that moment.
Maybe...ummm.....5?
If not sex...maybe wankin'.
Since Zep is played alot on the radio...Your chances have gone up.

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#28
I could post pics but not here.

Now the Ramones are on which I'm stoked on. This is kinda uncomfortable though cuz I'm on her laptop on her bed and she is laying about on her ipod. Haven't talked in twenty minutes now.
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I could post pics but not here.

Now the Ramones are on which I'm stoked on. This is kinda uncomfortable though cuz I'm on her laptop on her bed and she is laying about on her ipod. Haven't talked in twenty minutes now.



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#31
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I could post pics but not here.

Now the Ramones are on which I'm stoked on. This is kinda uncomfortable though cuz I'm on her laptop on her bed and she is laying about on her ipod. Haven't talked in twenty minutes now.


Break the silence like so.

"So uh.....do I pay you now?"

They love it.
#33
I might put it on my photobucket in a bit. If not I'll have nude pictures of her tomorrow cuz I'm helping her get in the escort business and make a site for her which I used to be involved it. Speaking of which does anyone here make good websites and want to help me make a good site for this girl?
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I might put it on my photobucket in a bit. If not I'll have nude pictures of her tomorrow cuz I'm helping her get in the escort business and make a site for her which I used to be involved it. Speaking of which does anyone here make good websites and want to help me make a good site for this girl?


Funky

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#35
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I might put it on my photobucket in a bit. If not I'll have nude pictures of her tomorrow cuz I'm helping her get in the escort business and make a site for her which I used to be involved it. Speaking of which does anyone here make good websites and want to help me make a good site for this girl?







I'm looking forward to tomorrow's "I got dumped because I posted nudes of my girlfriend online" thread.
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#36
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I might put it on my photobucket in a bit. If not I'll have nude pictures of her tomorrow cuz I'm helping her get in the escort business and make a site for her which I used to be involved it. Speaking of which does anyone here make good websites and want to help me make a good site for this girl?


.......

Wow.
#37
To clear that up I used to be a driver for an escort. I am getting this girl in the business because she is interested. If anyone is good at making websites I would love the help I'm hoping to advertise her nude pictures sometime this week.
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I could post pics but not here.

Now the Ramones are on which I'm stoked on. This is kinda uncomfortable though cuz I'm on her laptop on her bed and she is laying about on her ipod. Haven't talked in twenty minutes now.

That silence probably means you sucked nah just ****in with you
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I'm looking forward to tomorrow's "I got dumped because I posted nudes of my girlfriend online" thread.


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