#1
Ok so I'm 16 and yeah I lost my virginity at 14 and blah blah blah enough with the background. So my now EX girlfriend and I went to my house during our free period a couple days ago and she's still a virgin so she doesn't want to have vaginal sex yet. So I introduced her to anal and she didn't mind it. We'd done it once before today and everything was fine. So we got to my room undressed and what not and my first mistake was using a strawberry scented condom. That combined with the actual sex was nauseating to no extent. And then it broke. out of nowhere. But she was on the pill so we just kept going. And then her ass started to bleed. I asked if she was ok and she said she was fine. So now it smells even worse so I hurry up and finish and she goes and washes up. At this point my whole room and all of my clothes that I had on smell TERRIBLE. I used like 2 febreeze cans all over my room and clothes. As SOON as she left I leaped in the shower and scrubbed EVERYTHING 5 times with body wash.

Long story short I'm never having anal sex again...ever.
#2
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#3
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#4
You sick ****.

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#6
union jake, is that you?
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#7
That's hXc man. But seriously, that's ****ing disgusting. And even though she wants to be a virgin, she will still let you **** her in the ass until it bleeds? Huh.....
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#8
Quote by metabolicmaggot
Ok so I'm 16 and yeah I lost my virginity at 14 and blah blah blah enough with the background. So my now EX girlfriend and I went to my house during our free period a couple days ago and she's still a virgin so she doesn't want to have vaginal sex yet. So I introduced her to anal and she didn't mind it. We'd done it once before today and everything was fine. So we got to my room undressed and what not and my first mistake was using a strawberry scented condom. That combined with the actual sex was nauseating to no extent. And then it broke. out of nowhere. But she was on the pill so we just kept going. And then her ass started to bleed. I asked if she was ok and she said she was fine. So now it smells even worse so I hurry up and finish and she goes and washes up. At this point my whole room and all of my clothes that I had on smell TERRIBLE. I used like 2 febreeze cans all over my room and clothes. As SOON as she left I leaped in the shower and scrubbed EVERYTHING 5 times with body wash.

Long story short I'm never having anal sex again...ever.


Lol wut?
#9
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union jake, is that you?


can't be.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#10
lol
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#12
Quote by metabolicmaggot
Ok so I'm 16 and yeah I lost my virginity at 14 and blah blah blah enough with the background. So my now EX girlfriend and I went to my house during our free period a couple days ago and she's still a virgin so she doesn't want to have vaginal sex yet. So I introduced her to anal and she didn't mind it. We'd done it once before today and everything was fine. So we got to my room undressed and what not and my first mistake was using a strawberry scented condom. That combined with the actual sex was nauseating to no extent. And then it broke. out of nowhere. But she was on the pill so we just kept going. And then her ass started to bleed. I asked if she was ok and she said she was fine. So now it smells even worse so I hurry up and finish and she goes and washes up. At this point my whole room and all of my clothes that I had on smell TERRIBLE. I used like 2 febreeze cans all over my room and clothes. As SOON as she left I leaped in the shower and scrubbed EVERYTHING 5 times with body wash.

Long story short I'm never having anal sex again...ever.



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#14
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
That's hXc man. But seriously, that's ****ing disgusting. And even though she wants to be a virgin, she will still let you **** her in the ass until it bleeds? Huh.....

I KNOW!!! i kept asking her if she was hurting and she said she was fine.