#1
Top of the mornin' pit! Seeing as my last thread about ANAL SEX got closed I thought I'd make a more "family friendly" one. What are some of your guys' hobbies that don't have to do with music? I enjoy designing band merchandise and sports shooting personally.
#2
I enjoy making Bruce springsteen themed songs about anal sex. Like "The ghost of anal sex" or "Born in the A.S.A."
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#3
I just enjoy anal sex in general
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#7
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
I like making my Ex-Girlfriends anus bleed.....


Through the medium of anal sex?

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i knew a kid who's dog got put down cos he and his GF had anal sex


That kid is fucking cool
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#8
offtopic: your gf bleeds and you keep fucking? what the hell man, seriiously..


OT: anal sex
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#12
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Through the medium of anal sex?



Hell no. That's disgusting. I like to lay her on her back, and use her like a skateboard. Going down hills and doing awesome tricks n' stuff.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#13
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What does painting have to do with anal sex I'd like to know.


Use your imagination... or Google it.

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Hell no. That's disgusting. I like to lay her on her back, and use her like a skateboard. Going down hills and doing awesome tricks n' stuff.


Now just imagine doing that during anal sex, 10 times the fun and probably more blood
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#14
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Painting!


yeah, wtf does painting here in this thread?
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Your last job only paid you $7.00 AUD an hour? That's like $6.05 in the US. What the hell is the minimum wage over there?


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$0 for volunteer work

ollollolollol


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#16
Lolz at my thread. It's been taken over by anal sex. And I wasn't aware I had any of this "Pit Cred" in the first place.
#19
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Lolz at my thread. It's been taken over by anal sex. And I wasn't aware I had any of this "Pit Cred" in the first place.


you wish you hadn´t know about it do you? because your cred, its empty
Quote by Holy Katana
Your last job only paid you $7.00 AUD an hour? That's like $6.05 in the US. What the hell is the minimum wage over there?


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$0 for volunteer work

ollollolollol


^
#21
I enjoy placing my large schlong inside the anus of a female. It is a very entertaining way to pass the time.
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#22
I know a guy who brought girl home from a party and she wouldn't allow vaginal sex, she demanded anal. He said his room smelled like poo for a few days after that. He was dissapoint.
#23
Isn't it a turnoff if someone is bleeding from her/his anus?

I like to cook me good dinners to be on topic.
#24
Quote by Don_Leno
I enjoy placing my large schlong inside the anus of a female. It is a very entertaining way to pass the time.

What is up with you guys in bleeding anal sex?
Why?

and btw

GREEN FTW
#26
First I misread the title as "Hobbits". Then I started reading the replies. LOTR will never be the same again.
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#27
Can I request a ban?

I really have to stop coming on UG
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#28
Quote by Kata Dante
First I misread the title as "Hobbits". Then I started reading the replies. LOTR will never be the same again.


omg that is funny. bleeding hobbits
#29
I like my thread now. If it makes people want to stop coming to the pit satisfaction is flowing through my veins.
#32
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i collect pencils
i like to stick them up my gfs ass

orly?
#34
****ing hot chicks, snowboarding, ****ing hot chicks, skateboarding, ****ing hot chicks, chillin...screwing hot chick...in the anus.
I smoke like Rasta, got hair like pasta
I be sippin' on them shots then bustin' rhymes like Busta


Load up the bong, crank up the song, let the informa call 911
#35
I dig riding ATV's (Dirbikes, Four Wheelers, etc.), playing paintball, climbing things without assistance, and other manly stuff.
We'd make great pets.
#36
I draw pictures of masked men killing women. I keep the ones I like in a tin box under my bed with my crayons. That's also where I keep my cape.

On a side note, has anyone here ever ridden their mattress down the stairs? It's loads of fun.

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First I misread the title as "Hobbits". Then I started reading the replies. LOTR will never be the same again.


Requesting rule 34 on hobbits.
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#37
Butsecks ftw
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nice discovery, sir.


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