Page 1 of 2
#4
not funny but i dunno, maybe a waste of a thread...


i spose your not horrible for laughing.
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#5
i loled at nutz and squeezing
Quote by iantheman
I laughed at someone for breaking his g-string, and got sigged


Quote by Veil Of Osiris

You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
#7
"she popped a couple nuts in" lmao
Quote by texasthrasher
Cover your ears(or they WILL be raped) that is ****ing great


I survived weeding out 09'
#8
"The teen wrapped his arms around her from behind and squeezed hard, dislodging the nut"

Come one, the author must have know what he was writing when he put that line together.
One Sexy Canadian Man.

...and single too.
#11
woah it said cypress highskool i thought it was my highskool for a minute 0=0
Quote by Allnightmask22

Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

Quote by RageAgainst...
Teddy-Metal
for those who like to mosh, but just wanna cuddle afterwards

smashing pumkins fans=)^
#13
You are in the pit. Of course you have a nasty mind.
Quote by GodofCheesecake
Excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote by dhutton
+infinity

I have infinity.
Quote by metharian
yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#15
its funny because she has nuts in her mouth. i laughed silently.
#18
It provoked a mild chuckle from me.
AROUND THE WORLD



Click here if you like the Washington Wizards
#22
"She gave him a hug of his own."

That sounds incredibly sexual.
Quote by Telestar
Trust me man, it's Smoke on the Water. Deep Purple only wrote one song.
#23
funny as hell bro
P.S. this is what the alphabet would look like without the letters Q and R
#25
I don't think it's funny but I think it's a brave thing to save his English teacher. English teachers are evil.
I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE
#27
You do not have a nasty mind.

Anybody who knows what sex is will find what that looks like it means.
Quote by user_nameless
You can go ahead and sponge my bob.

/notfunnyatalljoke.


Quote by halo43
When you date a vegetarian, you're the only meat they'll ever eat.
#28
I lol'd hard. I feel like a 10 year old now.
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon,
independent as a hog on ice,
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse,
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
Last edited by vanshaya at Mar 21, 2009,
#29
i laughed too. but it is confirmed by my friends i have nasty humor
Quote by Lars
Hey guys. What is this new amp we got today? it says M... Ma... Mars something. Marshall!!!
i think it says MG here on a little note too
Quote by Kirk
......

Quote by James
RUN LARS!!!

lulz
#33
I lol'd pretty hard.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#35
That's funny. I would feel like a dick if she died, but she didn't.
Quote by Jackal58
If I was Santa you'd all get shit for Christmas.
#37
haha "she popped a few of the nuts in her mouth" "she rewarded Barrera with a big hug of her own"
nice find
Page 1 of 2