#1
pizzaface:

look at that girl in the back of the room
in the storage closet next to the broom
she has a pizzaface
she has a pizzaface
sitting in class i cant concentrate
cause the only thing im staring at is her pizzaface
she has a pizzaface
she has a pizzaface
shes wearing glasses


hey chandler:

hey chandler
wanna party
you ride your bike to work
even though you have a truck
everybody is riding your ass
but you dont give a ****
you are dylans dad
that makes you really rad
you are superbad
hey chandler
lets party


ninja attack:

one day i was walking home
and i saw a ninja
and he attacked
it was a ninja attack ninja attack ninja attack
he was wearing all black
so i asked if he was hot and he attacked
it was a ninja attack ninja attack ninja attack

ninja attack


dead cop theme song:
one dead cop
thats a song
by leftover crack
but they are wrong
cause one dead cop
is not enough
lets kill em all
they aint so tough
lookout! here come the ****ing cops
two dead cops
thats more fun
or three or four
lets make them run
flip their cars
go to down
lets burn their ****ing station down
lookout! he come the ****ing cops
I'm an asshole.
#3
So punx I can barely take it. Good work.

I really liked ninja attack. I could really hear a song coming through.
Last edited by Quam Celerrime at Mar 20, 2009,
#4
ninja attack is badass, im absolutely being serious too
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#5
Technically isn't this against the rules (two a week), but these are so short, I love them.

I like the first two a lot. Ninja Attack is just kind of stupid, though I think it can somehow be openly interpreted to goodness (iduno, maybe I'm not fan of how silly it sounds).

I do not like the last song, too p0nx for me.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....