#1
If you could train ANY animal (only one) to help you around the house, what would it be and what would it do?

I would get 500 killer wasps to float me around my house. (fuck my rules)
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#6
If you could train ANY animal (only one) to help you around the house, what would it be and what would it do?

I would get 500 killer wasps to float me around my house. (**** my rules)


500 =/= 1
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#8
Quote by Oddpod11
500 =/= 1


That's why I fucked my rules.
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#10
A penguin that served martinis
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#11
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A penguin that served martinis


I can do that, when do I start?
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#12
a bear
thats right a bear
it can eat my enemys and provide lulz when it chases the mail man
and can hide in my familys oatmeal
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#13
A dragon.

I dont give a flying **** if they're real or not, if I could train one to be mine I'd burn down everything in sight.

Whether it was in sight or not.

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#16
A female terminator.

What would it do? Whatever I want. Including...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#18
A dog. Very practical and lovable.

Or a cat, because I like cats more.
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#19
A ninja monkey.
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#20
Quote by brandon369852
A dog. Very practical and lovable.

Or a cat, because I like cats more.


Same here. Anyone who likes dogs more is obviously a nardward.
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