Page 1 of 2
#1
I needed to catch a bus and I'm too young to drive, so I walk to the bus stop and wait about 20 minutes (The bus was late by alot...) and when I get on, I pay my fare, sit down and settle down. About halfway down the road, the bus driver stops the bus, gets up and tells me to get off the bus, I ask why and he says I was vandalising the seat.

WTF I wasn't doing ANYTHING but sitting down and not bothering anyone.

About 30 seconds of arguing before he tells me he got it all on the bus' camera and that he cwuld sue me for verbal assault if I continued making noise and so I get off the bus.

FUCK

So I go home and call my mum to tell her I missed the bus and she tells me to get the next one.

I go to the bus stop and wait about 2 minutes before the next bus comes and as I stand up to signal the driver to stop, the stupid fucking woman next to me stands up and waves the driver away, I missed that bus too.

This really pissed me off.
#4
His suit would fail in court.


You didn't do ****, therefore it won't hold up in court.
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#9
Quote by Glen'sHeroicAct
Public transportation in Australia must be terrible.


Agreed.

I dont understand why they cant just ride their damn kangaroos....

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#12
i hate bus drivers with a passion that rivals even my hatred for popular music and bc-rich products

you shouldve killed the bastard!
#13
Quote by valennic
Agreed.

I dont understand why they cant just ride their damn kangaroos....

It's not as easy as it looks. It requires a lot of skill and training.
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
Quote by fretsonfire74
I think you're my soulmate
#14
Quote by InvaderTSN
Yeah. Your zipper could've been during that whole ordeal. Then you'd look really silly.

Accidentally not typing "down" or "undone" makes you look really silly as well.
New To Town With A Made Up Name

In The Angel's City

Chasing Fortune And Fame
09/03/2012
#16
Quote by pbiggie
It's not as easy as it looks. It requires a lot of skill and training.


Well **** the DMV.

Welcome to the 21st century baby, home of the DKT.

The Department of Kangaroo Transportation

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#20
Quote by valennic
Well **** the DMV.

Welcome to the 21st century baby, home of the DKT.

The Department of Kangaroo Transportation


kangaroos are ****ing useless vehicles

get some emu into ya!!
#21
Quote by XianXiuHong
I go to the bus stop and wait about 2 minutes before the next bus comes and as I stand up to signal the driver to stop, the stupid fucking woman next to me stands up and waves the driver away, I missed that bus too.

This really pissed me off.


Wait, why didn't you hail it anyway? The driver would have known what was going on.
#23
Quote by Glen'sHeroicAct
Public transportation in Australia must be terrible.


It is, read some aussie papers and youll see why.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#25
Bomb the shit out of Sydney, Australia.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#28
Well, you could have been accosted by a man with a walker who then beat you up and stole your wallet. That would be more ridiculous.
UG POKER!
Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#29
Soldier on, I hate alot of bus and taxi drivers cos the majority are a bunch of fuk weasels.

Car ftw!
Sincerely,
Shitstirrer
#31
Quote by XianXiuHong
I grumbled at her very loudly and stormed off.

Aren't you Chinese?

Should have stabbed her in the eyes with some chopsticks.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#32
once i was taking the bus to work, and the fare is $2.50 and EVERY TIME i take the bus i just throw in 2 bucks(a toonie or 2 loonies to us canadians) and they never said anything iv been doing this close to 2 years and on the bus i stuck in 2 bucks, and we went on as normal then a few stops later the bus driver stops turns and looks over at me and waves me over, and im like what? and he points at the fare sign, i said ya so? and he said its 2.50 you put in 2 im like so iv been doing this since i moved here, and he said oh were you short today and im like oh ya i was short my bad, hahaha and we just kept goin
Shredder Guitar wrote:

what the hell "even my chains...."

yeah, we dont wanna hear about your sexual devices, or anything of that matter.
#34
Quote by InvaderTSN
Or at the very least throw your graphing calculator at her.

Or suffocate her with rice. I would.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#35
I think

1. Because you are asian and alot of them catch buses in Aus.
2. There is no reason a bus driver would kick somebody off a bus if you weren't doing something wrong.

None of us are going to help you so tell your story where it matters.

N008
#37
Quote by InvaderTSN
You'd be wasting precious rice though. A graphing calculator would get the job done and is easily replaceable.

I'll cook and eat her afterward. So no waste.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#38
HAHA

* laughs and points through bus window at you *
I SAW YOUR MOMMY AND YOUR MOMMYS DEAD
Page 1 of 2