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hey pit monkeys

i was just thinking of the time that i got the crap beaten out of me what i was in the UK. all for my phone and wallet. does anyone have any stories of when they either got totaly dominated and mangled by a bunch of douche bags or you were part of that group of douche bags and you beat someone else up.

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Never been beaten up. When you've watched as many Jackie Chan movies as I have you're bound to learn a thing or two about dealing with diamondstealing thugs
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Eh, just before Christmas '06 I was leaving a party with a few of my female friends, checking how much cash I had...we were off to get food somewhere, don't remember where. My hand was in a brace at the time, had a couple broken knuckles. Anyway, I was quite drunk, and got tagged with a bottle by some asshole for my wallet as I was going down the steps of the porch. Two of his buddies quickly jumped in and got my phone as well, and by the time I was up again they were off.

Some people have no class.
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Nup, only ever been punched up once, and I didn't even get any bruises.

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A tactic you should use to avoid getting beaten up. Run as fast as you can away from them. When they begin chasing you, make them run for a while. Then suddenly, stop and scream "WAIT!". The second they stop, you take this opportunity to run away.


Don't try this more than once
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Eh, just before Christmas '06 I was leaving a party with a few of my female friends, checking how much cash I had...we were off to get food somewhere, don't remember where. My hand was in a brace at the time, had a couple broken knuckles. Anyway, I was quite drunk, and got tagged with a bottle by some asshole for my wallet as I was going down the steps of the porch. Two of his buddies quickly jumped in and got my phone as well, and by the time I was up again they were off.

Some people have no class.



oh that suscks bro. some people have lost all morality
#11
When I was in Grade 1, my friend Sarah and I were playing on the slide.

Then these mean boys came up and I was scared because one of them had an earring. They were all like, "Get off the slide" and then they pushed me and started trying to pull me off. At the time, it seemed really scary and violent, but now I realised they didn't much more than push me around a bit.

And then Sarah told them to leave me alone, but I was like, "No, Sarah! Go! Save yourself!"

So she ran away and left me to get bashed up because I wouldn't get off the damn slide.
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oh that suscks bro. some people have lost all morality


I doubt they had any "morality" to begin with.
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#14
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No sir, I use a clever concoction of words and wit to defend myself.

If someone wants your wallet i don't think he'd give about what you have to say.
He'd just want your wallet.
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When I was in Grade 1, my friend Sarah and I were playing on the slide.

Then these mean boys came up and I was scared because one of them had an earring. They were all like, "Get off the slide" and then they pushed me and started trying to pull me off. At the time, it seemed really scary and violent, but now I realised they didn't much more than push me around a bit.

And then Sarah told them to leave me alone, but I was like, "No, Sarah! Go! Save yourself!"

So she ran away and left me to get bashed up because I wouldn't get off the damn slide.





I got punched once...

and recently someone knocked my hat off and slapped me it was a big group of neds in my small hometown when I got off the train.

(they don't like hat people around my town, i imagine their train of thought was ,'OMG THAT GUY HAS A HUGE HEAD... wait... no he doesn't...HE LIED. HIT HIM!'
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I got thrown down a staircase, dragged through a house and into the road because I kissed a guy.

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I got punched once...

and recently someone knocked my hat off and slapped me it was a big group of neds in my small hometown when I got off the train.

(they don't like hat people around my town, i imagine their train of thought was ,'OMG THAT GUY HAS A HUGE HEAD... wait... no he doesn't...HE LIED. HIT HIM!'


What's a ned?

Also:
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What's a ned?

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you'd call him a chav
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#23
Ive not been beaten up, but its bound to happen sometime, ive been mugged but i did what they said so i didnt get no beatings lolol
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Nope, the UK sounds like s***



At least it isnt full of Yankee twats har de har


anyway when i was about 10 these kids pushed us into bushes and asked for our money. we gave out bus money which was coppers, and they threw it down and asked us to pick it up. they did this about 10 times.
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Nope, the UK sounds like s***

Yeah well, at least UKers don't all own guns and have sex with their sisters.
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Yeah well, at least UKers don't all own guns and have sex with their sisters.


Hey that only happened one time!
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A tactic you should use to avoid getting beaten up. Run as fast as you can away from them. When they begin chasing you, make them run for a while. Then suddenly, stop and scream "WAIT!". The second they stop, you take this opportunity to run away.


Don't try this more than once

what? You mean all of a sudden after a chase you stop and scream "wait!"? Have you actually tried this?
#30
I've never been mugged or beaten up because I'm big and timid and look poor.

And if anyone ever gives me sh*t I ignore them. That's a winning formula.
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hey pit monkeys

i was just thinking of the time that i got the crap beaten out of me what i was in the UK. all for my phone and wallet. does anyone have any stories of when they either got totaly dominated and mangled by a bunch of douche bags or you were part of that group of douche bags and you beat someone else up.

comence


I believe the correct term is "Mugged".
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Thug: Gimmie your wallet!

Me: *shows thug empty wallet* "I got no cash and no credit cards man I'm broke, you can follow me home and steal my ramen noodles if you need something from me that bad, but I might suggest not sticking up people at a college, most of us are broke, try the mall across the street"

Thug:

Me: I'm gonna go now, better luck next time.