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#1
the most awkward thign thats happened to me is when i went to my friends house and i was walking up to the door.

and i look in through the window cause they dont have curtains and his stepdad is watching porn. i just saw a girl rubbing herself.
and i knoked on the door and it took him a while to open up.
even though he is right next to the door.
lol

any stories from you guys?
#2
This thread.


Sorry, had to be done before the thread got filled up with it. I walked in on my friend wanking once. Was not cool.
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#3
I walked in on my mum masturbating once, it was very awkward. Then I gave her a helping hand and it was all good.
RULE BRITANNIA
#4
Quote by Kensai
This thread.


Sorry, had to be done before the thread got filled up with it. I walked in on my friend wanking once. Was not cool.


You were home?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#5
I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating once.

Not really awkward, just weird.
Dear diary.

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
#6
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I walked in on my mum masturbating once, it was very awkward. Then I gave her a helping hand and it was all good.

WONGA!
Quote by StringAssassin
I would be angry too if there were turds on my head.
#8
My two best friends (both guys) embracing eachother. I was just like "What happened?" in the most sincere way as possible and they didn't reply. I went home
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
#9
Quote by imdeth
I walked in on the parents having sex. I'm sure everyone has at one time.

I haven't, though I've heard it
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#10
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
You were home?


I meant to knock, but watching you through they keyhole seemed much more suave

Quote by imdeth
I walked in on the parents having sex. I'm sure everyone has at one time.


No, not me anyways. But maybe because I repress all bad memories.

Haven't had many bad childhood memories though, seems that most of it was spent in disneyland.
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#11
Quote by Kensai

Haven't had many bad childhood memories though, seems that most of it was spent in disneyland.


Remember when your parents left you alone with Donald for one whole day?



You sure must repress all the bad memories in your life.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#12
...My friends parents having sex...VERY awkward.
"We were one among the fence"
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You have no idea how many mornings my dad has woken up to me in my underroos rocking out in the morning...on a mission...A MISSION TO ROOOOCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
#14
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
I walked in on these guys watching the Prestige....

I love how this joke will never get old.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#16
I walked into a room. I saw somebody naked and I said. Who is that man? I tried so hard to understand, just what I would say when I got home. Because something was happening but I had no idea what it was. Did I? I'm Mr Jones.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#17
my freinds mum smokin a big doob.
weird at first, then awesome 10 seconds later.
WONGA!
Quote by StringAssassin
I would be angry too if there were turds on my head.
#18
Quote by imdeth
I walked in on the parents having sex. I'm sure everyone has at one time.


You're wrong! My parents split up before I knew what sex was!

And I don't think, wait nvm. I have a little brother >.>

Ah yes, I walked in on someone ****ting because people, FFS, leave the toilet door OPEN if it's not occupied. How are we meant to know if it's occupied or not when it's always closed?
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Last edited by Demonology at Mar 21, 2009,
#19
at a sleepover with my friend and her step-sister who began... double-clicking each others mouses... all of us in the same bed. horrible...
Quote by Lord_Of_Dance.

I never understood why a girl would take a boner as a bad thing "Oh no, your attracted to me, you sick wanker." :\ x


Quote by Nelsean
Im saying this the straightest way possible, but...

I'd have sexual intercourse with your anus.
#20
Quote by Nickelbitch
at a sleepover with my friend and her step-sister who began... double-clicking each others mouses... all of us in the same bed. horrible...


Sexy.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#21
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Sexy.



yes we should've swapped places. not fun for straight girls
Quote by Lord_Of_Dance.

I never understood why a girl would take a boner as a bad thing "Oh no, your attracted to me, you sick wanker." :\ x


Quote by Nelsean
Im saying this the straightest way possible, but...

I'd have sexual intercourse with your anus.
#22
walked in on my sister and her boyfriend getting it on in the basement, while my parents were home and the basement door open; recipe for failure.
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#23
I walked in on my 50 year old uncle in the shower.

He's gay though, so nothing happened.

Really.
XIAOXI
#24
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
I walked into a room. I saw somebody naked and I said. Who is that man? I tried so hard to understand, just what I would say when I got home. Because something was happening but I had no idea what it was. Did I? I'm Mr Jones.


I once walked in on someone who was stuck inside a mobile with the mephis blues...

Not what Ive walked in on, but I think I heard my housemates having sex, then being sick. Then starting up again, then being sick...
#25
Quote by goodlifebadlife
I once walked in on someone who was stuck inside a mobile with the mephis blues...


Again?!
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#26
Quote by imdeth
I walked in on the parents having sex. I'm sure everyone has at one time.

Not me, my parents are divorced.

I was at my friends house the other day, then I went home, only to realized I forgot my iPod at his house, so, I walk back to his house (he lives on my street). I go into his house, and walk to his room, only to find out that in the short time it took me to go to my house and back, he had undressed down to his boxers, and was sitting on his bed watching Spongebob half naked.

It was very, very odd, and he just acted like it was normal, gave me my iPod, and said "We must never speak of this again." and closed the door in my face.
Last edited by crazy8rgood at Mar 21, 2009,
#27
Quote by imdeth
I walked in on the parents having sex. I'm sure everyone has at one time.

I walked in on your parents having sex.

I still don't know why they were in my house.
#28
Quote by imdeth
I walked in on the parents having sex. I'm sure everyone has at one time.



My parents have only ever had sex once.
#30
My two friends and I were hanging around and smoked (I don't smoke anymore) in a school bonfire hiding. I wanted to find where my brother was. And when I came back, my friends were acting light-headed. I said "What the hell happened??" and they told me they had chew. Awkward at first.
I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE
#31
Quote by imdeth
I walked in on the parents having sex. I'm sure everyone has at one time.


Yeah I've done that one. They didn't stop
#32
Quote by crazy8rgood

I go into his house, and walk to his room, only to find out that in the short time it took me to go to my house and back, he had undressed down to his boxers, and was sitting on his bed watching Spongebob half naked.


The first thing that came to mind when I read that was 'But Spongebob is always half naked'.

Then I re-read it.
#33
Quote by CrimboJones
Yeah I've done that one. They didn't stop

Hot, you should've joined in.
#34
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
I walked into a room. I saw somebody naked and I said. Who is that man? I tried so hard to understand, just what I would say when I got home. Because something was happening but I had no idea what it was. Did I? I'm Mr Jones.

Were you, by chance, in possession of some sort of writing utensil? Say, a pencil?
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#36
Quote by wtf290
Were you, by chance, in possession of some sort of writing utensil? Say, a pencil?


Yes. but I dropped it on the street. Otherwise I would have mentioned it.




I forgot.
/cry
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#37
I didn't walk in but I spent the night at my friend's and we were sitting in his room then all of a sudden the whole upstairs smells like scented candle's and we hear some soft music then a moan. We hulled ass downstairs.
#38
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Yes. but I dropped it on the street. Otherwise I would have mentioned it.




I forgot.
/cry

Impossible!
*hands Johnny a bone*

Ontopic, I guess the most awkward would be when I walked downstairs from the kitchen, and my friend was getting head. It was at a party, but I was right in the middle of the room everyone was hanging out in. Bit strange.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#40
Quote by sirstickykey
my girlfriends mom walked in once when i was masturbating for her.


Sorry what?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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