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#1
Well, I went to check my phone, and it said "Fail unspecified".
I didn't think it was possible to fail so much that I had to specify what I failed at...

I fail...

How bad has the Pit failed before? Discuss your failings in life.
#3
I entered this thread
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#6
Failed trying to think of what I've failed in life. Dammit, now you made me fail!
I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE
#10
Quote by TheAzMyster
I failed when my burger squirted tomato sauce on my brand new DC's

You also fail at using the right smiley.

Me too
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#11
Quote by technicolour
I destroyed an 8 month relationship I had with a girl
/fail

O.o..... Same thing here. 8 months. Creepy.
UG POKER!
Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#12
When trying to lurk the pit, i always see fail threads.
Its pretty fail to be honest.
LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO LET YOUR MIND SPREAD WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT

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+Infinity. This dude knows good metal.
#13
I failed when I broke the E string on a bass.
Neverender:SSTB 4/19


Goddamn this cursed iron fist. When I lose control!


[quote="'[VictorinoX"]']You, sir, win epically.
#18
My first born child turned out to be a field mouse.... I fail at impregnating women with human offspring.



One day the otters will destroy you all... humans.
#21
i took a poo than passed out cause i was trying too hard and got a black eye, and broken nose from it... epic fail...
Last edited by selibucaz at Mar 21, 2009,
#22
I also dove into a rock at a place where I've been swimming for atleast ten years, and broke my nose. Although I never pooped, so that guy still fails more^
#23
Quote by the_departed666
I also dove into a rock at a place where I've been swimming for atleast ten years, and broke my nose. Although I never pooped, so that guy still fails more^

no, i passed out cause i was trying so hard to poo.
#25
Quote by the_departed666
Relax. Let the poo go on it's own, don't force it.

k thanks for the future advice
#27
I always lose the game


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#29
Quote by thanksgiving
I always lose the game

Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#30
i jumped up on top of my truck and layed down on the hood and then my friend pulled me off and the fall broke my phone and sprained both my wrists... i dont know who fails me or him
P.S. this is what the alphabet would look like without the letters Q and R
#32
DAMNIT! I lost the game.
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#33
Quote by DiminishedFifth
^
I would say you because you're responsible for your wrists and phone, not him.

DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all well lol he is the one who pulled me off though and it was stupid as fvck and hurt like hell btw i didnt tell him to pull me off we wernt trying to make a jackass video for youtube
P.S. this is what the alphabet would look like without the letters Q and R
#34
Quote by The Jake
DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all well lol he is the one who pulled me off though and it was stupid as fvck and hurt like hell btw i didnt tell him to pull me off we wernt trying to make a jackass video for youtube



I say he wins and you fail.

His decision to pull you off the truck ultimately causing injury and death to your phone was the only thing to do when someone is stupid enough to lay on the hood of their truck.
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#35
I failed when I went to tryouts for a talent show.
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GREATEST
PIC
OF
LIFE

you just won the thread. a round of applause is in order *fap fap fa......CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*



TF2 Player?
#36
i lost the game and in doing so, i had to tell everyone here and in doing so, i entered this thread.

My Gear:
Epiphone Classic Les Paul
Ibanez JS1000 w/ Seymour Duncan Jazz and Pearly Gates
Alverez Acoustic
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Boss GT-8

Add Me?
#37
Yes i have, i opened my photoshop, and this came up....



My photoshop fails...but then it was okay
Quote by Hadi The Ghost
Fat boy's shouldn't wear bras, they should be shot.


Quote by Lt. Shinysides
I'll bet TS was thinkin' "OMG T3h P1Tz iz gUNNa th!nk Im s0 c00l! ololololol!!!!"
but in reality we think you're an asshole, and we all hate you.
#38
One of my teachers told me I'm a disgrace to my family....I don't know if that was fail for me or her, but in hindsight, it probably was my fault.
#39
Quote by selibucaz
i took a poo than passed out cause i was trying too hard and got a black eye, and broken nose from it... epic fail...

That's why you need to buy The Machine That Turns Food Into Poop!
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#40
Quote by technicolour
I destroyed an 8 month relationship I had with a girl
/fail



the only "fail" with this statement is that you let it last 8 months! what were you thinking big guy?
Quote by Duff_McGee
Everyone knows that the day the Metallica ends, the world ends.
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