#1
This really is a peculiar story.

I was playing a giant game of dodgeball with my friends.

Lots of running around occurred.

This continued for about an hour.

And then, one hour after the game, my groin muscles started hurting.

They were sore

It hurts to walk.

It hurts to sit.

What is going on?
#2
I'm not sure.

Maybe you should see a doctor.

Right away, man.

And next time you post a thread,

There's no need to doublespace
#3
*reported*

The pit is not a doctor.


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#4
Go

to

a

doctor
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#6
Sorry

for

the

double

spacing.

Why must people report me? I am a noob here, I freely admit it. But really? Reporting me for asking a valid question I am concerned about?
I would see a docter but I don't think it's severe enough to pay the visiting fee for. I just wanted people's opinions on it. Why, oh, why, must I be reported?
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#7
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The pit is not a doctor.


This. And also:

Quote by Eddie4President
This really is a peculiar story.

I was playing a giant game of dodgeball with my friends.

Lots of running around occurred.

This continued for about an hour.

And then, one hour after the game, my groin muscles started hurting.

They were sore

It hurts to walk.

It hurts to sit.

What is going on?


Duh.

Quote by Eddie4President
Sorry

for

the

double

spacing.

Why must people report me? I am a noob here, I freely admit it. But really? Reporting me for asking a valid question I am concerned about?
I would see a docter but I don't think it's severe enough to pay the visiting fee for. I just wanted people's opinions on it. Why, oh, why, must I be reported?


Because your lazy ass never read the rules before you posted here?
You're*
Last edited by Survivalism at Mar 21, 2009,
#8
I'm pretty sure its NORMAL to have sore groin muscles after some good exercise if you haven't had much lately... its like going for the first skate of the year.
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#9
They're gonna have to amputate your penor.
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#11
Wow

That's odd.

You are sore

After an hour of running.

Gee, I hope you find a good

Doctor to help you

With that enigmatic problem...
#14
1. ScottElwood, I saw that coming. And that should be your guys's answer as to why I don't go to the docter.

2. I'm just confused, because I have been excercising, and I don't know why my groin muscles specifically are sore, and only them. Because correct me, but I wasn't aware they were used that much in something like dodgeball.
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#18
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Was there any sexual contact? Did the "ball" hit you at all? Did you even try to dodge it?


1. fail.
2. fail.
3. fail.

The ball rarely hit me. I already said that I was running around a lot, which might imply to a select few smart people that I WAS trying to dodge it.

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#20
not a big deal.

Probably strained your groin muscle

whilst you were running.

No need for doctor.

Nothing they could do for that anyways. Happened to me.
#21
Yo groin is chafe-ing against your legs thats why its hurting. You should have done some streches before you did dodge ball.
#22
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Because your lazy ass never read the rules before you posted here?


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*reported*

The pit is not a doctor.



look what i found!


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see now?


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#23
Didn't you post a tread that got closed earlier? You're on the fast track to getting banned, man.
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#25
OK changing subject then.

Where do I read all of the rules on what you can/can't post on the pit?
Cause everything I do gets reported!!

I try to be a good person! I really do *sobs*
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#26
You told us what happened during the game, but you didn't tell us what happened before when you were in the change rooms...
#28
Did you even go the new user forum? Or read the big capitalized sticky on EVERY single ****ING page of the Pit?
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#30


It's lupus. Or a very rare, dangerous groin cancer. Take your pick.
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