Page 1 of 2
#1
I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?
Quote by Kensai





Quote by Lots O' FX
Why do you hate America?
#2
Quote by 2 15/16
I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?
Quote by MightyAl
I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.
#3
In conjuncture with this question, how do you make porno music with a wah?
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



▲ ▲

#5
Seinfeld-ish slap bass riff
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#7


..


Just play something smooth.
Then go crazy just to throw them off.
I think it's time for a change.



Sig v5.0 (approximate)
#8
Play it directly outside their door. Srsly. That would be my favorite thing anyone has ever done.
You're*
#10
you should be a dick and ruin the mood by blaring "The Joker" by Steve Miller

"Baby, we gonna go all night"

*from below" "WELL I'M A PICKER, I'M A GRINNER, I'M A JOKER, I'M A SINNER"

"FUUUU-"
#12
Quote by 2 15/16
I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?



teach me your ways!

play some clearly christian music!
My Gear:
Epiphone Classic Les Paul
Ibanez JS1000 w/ Seymour Duncan Jazz and Pearly Gates
Alverez Acoustic
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Boss GT-8

Add Me?
Last edited by Black Label93 at Mar 22, 2009,
#13
Quote by InvaderTSN
Great thread.

I concur.

╠═══════╬═══════╣

THE SINE WAVE SURFER σƒ τλε τρπ βπστλεπλσσδ

╠═══════╬═══════╣


[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']Boss pedals may be built like tanks but I would rather buy a cardboard box that is on my side than pay for a tank that is working against me.
#15
TS, this is awesome.

Play something smooth, and then go crazy and keep changing the time signature.
Quote by guitar-godfrey
when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

Quote by angusfan16

Quote by Scowmoo
..
HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Last edited by coryklok : Today at 01:10 PM.
#16
crank **** a dog by blink-182 really loud...that should set the mood lol
XBOX Live GT: a b0wl 0f nails
#17
you could sig so many things here TS.
My Gear:
Epiphone Classic Les Paul
Ibanez JS1000 w/ Seymour Duncan Jazz and Pearly Gates
Alverez Acoustic
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Boss GT-8

Add Me?
#19
a bass adaptation of The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang...
or something slow, high-pitch, melodic, rhythmic, steady, and flowing...
kinda like her...
XD
#20
I Cum Blood
Quote by srvguitarrulez
I heard someone say that Fall Out Boy had amazing guitarwork. But, it was a 13 year old girl, so it didn't matter.
#21
suprised nobody's said "i cum blood" yet.
edit: dammit! somebody had to beat me to my above statement, and keep one of the two most annoying meme's on UG alive.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

Quote by SGstriker
Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

Quote by PurpleClawz
Damnit why are you full of so much win
Last edited by Strato-Massacre at Mar 22, 2009,
#23
Play Hot Cross Buns. Again and again.

And again.

And then, Dance of Eternity (Dream Theater). It changes time signatures so constantly, it's almost impossible to tap your foot in rhythm.
#24
Quote by dark_rider92
a bass adaptation of The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang...
or something slow, high-pitch, melodic, rhythmic, steady, and flowing...
kinda like her...
XD


Hmm the actual bass line from that song works fine.
#26
Quote by Strato-Massacre
suprised nobody's said "i cum blood" yet.
edit: dammit! somebody had to beat me to my above statement, and keep one of the two most annoying meme's on UG alive.



Lol you edited, but still:

#27
Quote by Tire Me.
Lol you edited, but still:


lol. and i think the fact that you can read our sigs in that makes it a little more lol-able
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

Quote by SGstriker
Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

Quote by PurpleClawz
Damnit why are you full of so much win
#28
Quote by Strato-Massacre
lol. and i think the fact that you can read our sigs in that makes it a little more lol-able

GOOD GOD!

I made my sophomore demote appearence.
Quote by guitar-godfrey
when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

Quote by angusfan16

Quote by Scowmoo
..
HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Last edited by coryklok : Today at 01:10 PM.
#29
I played some slap riffs and some smooth bass lines. My room is directly below theirs so I'm positive they heard it. It took about 3 minutes for the thumping to stop and I think I heard a "damn it" from up there.
Quote by Kensai





Quote by Lots O' FX
Why do you hate America?
#30
Quote by 2 15/16
I played some slap riffs and some smooth bass lines. My room is directly below theirs so I'm positive they heard it. It took about 3 minutes for the thumping to stop and I think I heard a "damn it" from up there.

I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#31
You should've played extremely out of rhythm, so the guy would be humping extremely out of rhythm, then the chick's face would go .
Last edited by el-shredder at Mar 22, 2009,
#32
Quote by BlackandSilver
GOOD GOD!

I made my sophomore demote appearence.

LOL. youre welcome
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

Quote by SGstriker
Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

Quote by PurpleClawz
Damnit why are you full of so much win
#34
Quote by Tire Me.
lol shouldn't I be saying that?

to who? me or him?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

Quote by SGstriker
Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

Quote by PurpleClawz
Damnit why are you full of so much win
#35
I slapped
G-------------------
D-------------------
A-------------------
E-0-2222225252 over and over for about 30 seconds then went crazy for a bit. I think I even played the Judge Judy theme.
Quote by Kensai





Quote by Lots O' FX
Why do you hate America?
#36
I'm a little late to the party, but I thought I'd express my thumbs up for this thread.

Keep up the brilliant work, TS.
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#39
Quote by Salmon86
green onions

That would've been great. I'm pretty sure tomorrows convo will be great with her.
"Hey Tom"
"Hi"
"Were you playing "Play that funky music" at around 1 last night?"
"yeah"
"well it killed my boyfriends boner"
Quote by Kensai





Quote by Lots O' FX
Why do you hate America?
Page 1 of 2