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#1
...celebrate your mother!

Now go give your Mum a big hug and tell her you love her. My Mum's got cancer and we didn't think she'd be here this year, so today's special for me.

Now get off the computer and take her somewhere nice, like I did last night.
#6
Quote by Aidy Damage
...celebrate your mother!

Now go give your Mum a big hug and tell her you love her. My Mum's got cancer and we didn't think she'd be here this year, so today's special for me.

Now get off the computer and take her somewhere nice, like I did last night.


I was going to make a mother joke until i noticed the cancer bit, glad that she's there for you to show how much you care about her

Already done it twice today, once last night in case i forgot and this morning because i remembered. Got her a giant cookie from Millies with 'Happy Mothers Day'
#8
Quote by StratPat
Wait what?? It's not really Mother's Day is it?

No, only for Brits and a few others. it's in May for pretty much the rest of the world.
#10
Quote by StratPat
Wait what?? It's not really Mother's Day is it?


depends on where you live
Beer is fine.
#11
Oh good. I nearly shat meself.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#13
My sister got presents yesterday, I was tasked with getting the card. Of course I forgot and ran to the shop unshowered or shaved this morning to get one. I gave away the game by giving her the card while wearing my Dad's jacket. She goes,
'why are you wearing your Dad's jacket?'
'Oh shi... erm just trying it on.'
'you've just been to the shop haven't you?
'yes *head down in despair*'

I'm a horrible son!
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Last edited by Cal UK at Mar 22, 2009,
#14
I bought my mum a big bunch of yellow flowers, because she likes yellow flowers, and some chocolates. And a Shaun the Sheep bath sponge thing 'cos it looked cute

And I drew her a card with a puppy on the front from me and our two dogs

Then we're gonna go to my gran's for lunch and drink lots of wine. Whoo!
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#15
Quote by Cal UK
My sister got presents yesterday, I was tasked with getting the card. Of course I forgot and ran to the shop unshowered or shaved to get one. I gave away the game by giving her the card while wearing my Dad's jacket. She goes,
'why are you wearing your Dad's jacket?'
'Oh shi... erm just trying it on.'
'you've just been to the shop haven't you?
'yes *head down in despair*'

I'm a horrible son!


#16
I got up really early when everyone else was asleep, went out and got Ma a huge bouquet of flowers and a lovely card.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#17
I gave her a card
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#18
I forgot to get my mum a card.


I'm a horrid son.
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S A D B O Y S
#19
Quote by I.O.T.M
I forgot to get my mum a card.


I'm a horrid son.


That makes me feel slightly better that I even got one. Soz to gloat.
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#22
Quote by CaptainRon
Oh fuck man you just scared me.

Mothers day is on a different day in Canada...

That's what you get for living in Canada... I want to go to Canada.
#23
Them Brits always have to do things differently, eh? Why not do this in May like the rest of the world?
#24
Quote by Aidy Damage
So no Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster comments?


I only just noticed the link. And didn't listen to the song as I'm doing a full no skip no stop album listen. Sorry mate.
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#25
Quote by Arzei
Them Brits always have to do things differently, eh? Why not do this in May like the rest of the world?


Because we're the only ones who still keep it on the original day


A religious festival celebrating motherhood has been existent in Europe since approximately 250 BC when the Romans honoured the mother goddess Cybele during mid-March. As the Roman Empire and Europe converted to Christianity, Mothering Sunday celebrations became part of the liturgical calendar as Laetare Sunday, the fourth Sunday in Lent to honour the Virgin Mary and the "mother church"[1].


Fourth Sunday of Lent, man.
MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#26
Quote by esther_mouse
Because we're the only ones who still keep it on the original day




Fourth Sunday of Lent, man.


Ugh Christians.
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#27
Quote by Cal UK
Ugh Christians.


I'm not a Christian I'm not religious at all.

But Mothering Sunday is a nice idea I love my mummy.
MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#28
Quote by esther_mouse
I'm not a Christian I'm not religious at all.

But Mothering Sunday is a nice idea I love my mummy.


I know you're not, just damn them and their one god boring religion. If we're going to have lying let's at lease make it interesting. I love my mummy too
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#29
Quote by Cal UK
I know you're not, just damn them and their one god boring religion. If we're going to have lying let's at lease make it interesting. I love my mummy too



Invisible Pink Unicorns for everyone!
MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#30
Quote by Cal UK
I know you're not, just damn them and their one god boring religion. If we're going to have lying let's at lease make it interesting. I love my mummy too


#31
Quote by esther_mouse
Invisible Pink Unicorns for everyone!

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

even for me?!?!
#32
Quote by KlassikMetal666
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

even for me?!?!



Sure

And whole bunches of them for mums everywhere.
MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#33
I gots my mother an R4 card and loaded it with all those crappy games like Professor Layton and such. And also a copy of that Jackie album Vol 2.

Didn't get a card though. Cards are the most pointless thing in existence.
#34
I got her a few music books. she wants to learn keyboard.

I'm more than happy to help.

when she's good enough she's getting recruited into my awesome epic prog/power metal band.

Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#35
you had me worried there for a minute...although even if was on this day for me i still wouldnt be surprised that I forgot about it, if it werent for commercial advertising I'd have no hope of remembering Mothers Day
Oh **** I gotta do vibrato
Last edited by Salmon86 at Mar 22, 2009,
#36
Okay, to everyone who came in this thread worried like me. Just write may 10th on your dick. So, you shall never forget, you'll be reminded atleast once a day.
#37
Quote by KlassikMetal666
Okay, to everyone who came in this thread worried like me. Just write may 10th on your dick. So, you shall never forget, you'll be reminded atleast once a day.


I don't think your mother should be the thing you're thinking about while masturbating. Unless you're into that kinda thing.
#38
Quote by Cal UK
My sister got presents yesterday, I was tasked with getting the card. Of course I forgot and ran to the shop unshowered or shaved this morning to get one. I gave away the game by giving her the card while wearing my Dad's jacket. She goes,
'why are you wearing your Dad's jacket?'
'Oh shi... erm just trying it on.'
'you've just been to the shop haven't you?
'yes *head down in despair*'

I'm a horrible son!



Your not a horrible son, The main thing is you got her a card, even if it was at the last minute
Gear

Guitars - Fender Deluxe Player Strat, Squier Affinity Strat, Ibanez TCM - 50

Amps - Fender Blues Deluxe

Effects - Boss ME-50

Other - Banjo


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#39
Quote by imdeth
I don't think your mother should be the thing you're thinking about while masturbating. Unless you're into that kinda thing.

This is UG- how else would they get any?
#40
Quote by KlassikMetal666
It's not Mothers Day until May here.


june here


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