#1
Whats the weirdest thing you've ever heard, or wondered. For Example...

If McDonalds is open 24/7 why do they have locks on their doors?
#6
Quote by Fenderman21
Or... Is Santa so jolly cause' he know where all the naughty girls live?

Yes. i know this for a fact
#7
Quote by Niki (guitar)
Because they're sometimes closed on Holidays.
And a lot aren't open 24/7 :p


this.
Wait.



Roger Waters - 12th May!
#12
ive noticed how threads are made on the pit and the first reply is almost always spam...

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#13
Here's one: If spam topics are against the rules, why do people keep making them?
#14
Why some guitars cost as much as cars.
Quote by Tyler Durden
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#15
Quote by Fenderman21
If McDonalds is open 24/7 why do they have locks on their doors?


You didn't think of that. You read it somewhere and were like "hmmm... I bet not everyone on the earth has heard this yet. Maybe it will look like I'm bringing up a good point." But everyone has heard it.


I wonder why all 4 of my fingers face down, but my thumb faces my 4 fingers.
#16
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How do "Don't Walk on the Grass" signs get there?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

What hair color do they put on driver's licenses if the person is bald?
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#17
Quote by Zombee
You didn't think of that. You read it somewhere and were like "hmmm... I bet not everyone on the earth has heard this yet. Maybe it will look like I'm bringing up a good point." But everyone has heard it.


I wonder why all 4 of my fingers face down, but my thumb faces my 4 fingers.


That's the way it bends so it faces that way. If it didn't it wouldn't be opposable or whatever.
Quote by Tyler Durden
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#18
Quote by Mockstairwell
What hair color do they put on driver's licenses if the person is bald?



White?
#19
I'm sure glad this gem of a topic was brought back for everyone to see.
#20
Quote by Cobains'guitar
Why do emo bands exist?


Because not everyone is into the same music taste you are, you elitist twat.