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PYRO STORIES


Well, today I did the cliched hairspray + lighter thing. I torched a ton of paper in the gravel area of my backyard. It was really fun. It worked a lot better than I thought it would.

I just wanted to see other people's stories about pyromaniacal things they have done. Or just really anything to do with fire.
So yeah, pyro stories/fire stories, anything to do with fire.

and no flaming



P.S.
I don't think this thread's been done before.
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#2
I set my friends chemistry booklet on fire with a bunsen burner.
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#4
Dont put an empty deoderant can on a fire...


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i came round a corner and jumped a medic heavy combo... killed medic before he ubered and finished the heavy off with my shotgun!


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#7
when i was in like 5th grade, my friend and i went into his garage, and sprayed our names in the floor with wd-40 or something else flammable. we then lit it on fire, and it looked pretty cool. but it got all over our shoes and they caught fire. luckily, we both had snapple bottles, so we put our shoes out. fun day
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i came round a corner and jumped a medic heavy combo... killed medic before he ubered and finished the heavy off with my shotgun!


.......i see what you did there!!!
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#9
I used to set newpapers on fire in an alleyway behind my subdivision with this guy I knew.
#12
I once sprayed a bunch of axe into a plastic bottle, held a lighter to it, and squeezed it.

so much more satisfying than a spraycan flamethrower.

I also have srpayed hairspray in designs on my driveway, and thrown a match on it.

EDIT: don't try the first one. I once spilled flaming liquid on my crotch.
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#13
lit my pick on fire n played smoke on the water
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#14
Last year, I think me and my friends must have blown up at least 50 deodorant cans over the summer. We'd go to Tesco and buy 5 or 6 of the value cans (42p each) then go out to this field and blow **** up all over the place, set my hair on fire by accident one time.

One time, I was holding up this old car bonnet we found in the field to stop the wind blowing our measly fire out, and nobody bothered to mention to me that there happened to be a can of deodorant in the fire. 5 minutes later, there was a dent an inch deep in the bonnet, and I was very lucky to still have testicles.
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#15
when me and my neighbors were younger (7th grade i think) we would go around setting stuff on fire for fun during the summer. i guess pretending we were cool was what we were shooting for. we eventually set some fallen trees on fire beside his house. it got outta control while moving closer to their house. we then proceeded to pretend to be firefighters with out garden hoses...

it was fun : )
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#17
we blew up our history project......
this was back in high school...maybe sophmore year we used that rubber cement stuff to attatch cotton balls to a peice of cardboard (to make snow on the ground) and there was supposed to be a fire in the middle of it so my friend decided to try to lightly burn the twigs in the center to make it look like they had been on fire....unfortunatly rubber cement is flamable..so are cotton balls and literally the whole thing caught fire all at once like a small explosion
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#18
I was cleaning my pipes with rubbing alcohol, decided it would be funny if I lit the pipe on fire and watched it burn. The pipe got too hot to hold on to, so I dropped it, hit the bottle of rubbing alcohol, spilled the alcohol on the floor, pipe hit it, and the room went up in flames. It was like a 10x10 ft fire in the middle of my friends room. We panicked and ran around for at least 30 seconds before picking his mattress up and throwing it on the fire. It went out. Smelled bad, but we didn't die.
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we blew up our history project......
this was back in high school...maybe sophmore year we used that rubber cement stuff to attatch cotton balls to a peice of cardboard (to make snow on the ground) and there was supposed to be a fire in the middle of it so my friend decided to try to lightly burn the twigs in the center to make it look like they had been on fire....unfortunatly rubber cement is flamable..so are cotton balls and literally the whole thing caught fire all at once like a small explosion


that's kind of depressing.
and at the same time, i laughed and felt guilty.
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#21
When I was in Iraq last year, a buddy of mine and myself emptied the propellant (gun powder) out of a M2 (Ma deuce) Heavy Barrel Machine Gun .50 cal round and made the shape of a penis. Lit it on fire.

It burned real slow to be honest...
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#22
One time, my friends and I were out biking, and we came across this old couch in an empty lot, which someone had inappropriately disposed of. Sooo, we decided to set it on fire... only problem was we couldn't get it out. It burned for quite a while, and lots of people saw us, but they didn't say anything. Eventually, we pushed it into a ditch, and splashed water on it until it went out.
Fun stuff.
#23
My brother completely soaked his hand in hairspray once, then proceeded to light it on fire.
It was a stupid thing to do, as his hoodie caught fire, but up until that point he had a flaming hand.
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When I was in Iraq last year, a buddy of mine and myself emptied the propellant (gun powder) out of a M2 (Ma deuce) Heavy Barrel Machine Gun .50 cal round and made the shape of a penis. Lit it on fire.

It burned real slow to be honest...


hahaha that's great.

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Im a ****ING pyromaniac. Ive lit my shoe on fire and walked with it
Ive lit my pants on fire while wearing it. Ive lit my hair on fire but put it out quickly. One time me and my bro were playing with fie and began taking a leak on one of the trees. My bro comes and lights my pubes and penis on fire. (No pics)
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Im a ****ING pyromaniac. Ive lit my shoe on fire and walked with it
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Ive li my pants on fire while wearing it. Ive lit my hair on fire but put it out quickly. One time me and my bro were playing with fie and began taking a leak on one of the trees. My bro comes and lights my pubes and penis on fire. (No pics)
BEAT THAT


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hahaha that's great.

thanks for serving.
you guys are my heroes

It's what we do, sir. Light penis-shaped things on fire.
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Quote by Victor Escobar
Im a ****ING pyromaniac. Ive lit my shoe on fire and walked with it
Ive lit my pants on fire while wearing it. Ive lit my hair on fire but put it out quickly. One time me and my bro were playing with fie and began taking a leak on one of the trees. My bro comes and lights my pubes and penis on fire. (No pics)
BEAT THAT

I've lit (accidentally, or on purpose) eeverything you've listed there. am I a pyro?
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#30
i remember going fire jumping out when it was windy and the fire spread and burned down half my neighborhood's meadow and it took 3 days to put out.
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It's what we do, sir. Light penis-shaped things on fire.


Hahaha yeah :salute:
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#32
Me and some friends once had a bit of a pyro day when we were about 14 in school

We found a roll of toilet paper in an unlocked caretakers cupboard, and lit that on fire outside, we then found some old trousers and boots underneath the school hall, lit those on fire.

We then took the remains of the toilet paper and stuffed up a drainpipe with it, that burned good, and some nice wispy grey smoke came out the top.

By this time, we had run out of paper, so my mate gets some of the green recycled paper from the bathrooms, we then completely stuff the drainpipe with it, and completely black smoke comes out, and it burned so hot, it fused the lower part of the drainpipe together

Teacher came round just as i put it out, only ended up taking my lighter off me for the rest of that day
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I've lit (accidentally, or on purpose) eeverything you've listed there. am I a pyro?

You are the first person Ive known (besides me) who has lit his penis on fire. Bravo
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#35
awesome thread.
one time, 4th of july, i was with a friend, and we threw a bottle rocket onto the fire. after like 10 minutes we were just standing there and it whizzed by like 3 inches away from me. it was awesome.
#37
I once took the registration out of a random truck, lit it on fire, and pit it back in the glove box.
(why???)
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Quote by Victor Escobar
You are the first person Ive known (besides me) who has lit his penis on fire. Bravo

*blush*
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#39
If you take the skin of an orange, face the outisde towards a candle, and squeeze it you'll make a little tiny flamethrower.

Also, fender medium picks (I think) burn like crazy, but don't melt.

I lit a dish of my dad's boot polish on fire

I threw a mountain dew can top down into a campfire..... awesomest rocket ever

and once I melted a bunch of my plastic army men into a green glob. 'twas a sad day for unit 451
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me and my friend were doing the old deoderant can flamethrower and i waited too long to spray the deoderant and the flame on the match was like, halfway down the match and i burnt off 2 of my fingernails. good times, good times
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