#1
i used a pickup line from the show stella and it actually worked. if anyones seen the show david waine says "you remind me of fast food" then the women says why and he says "cause i wanna take you out", they laugh and he says, "yeah and then eat you in my car." i took that last part out but i'm amazed a pickup line from stella(possibly the stupidest comedy) worked. i had to tell some stella fans if there are any.
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I think "wanna come to a rape party" works 60% of the time all the time
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#8
I thought Stella was a brand of beer?
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#9
stella is what my friend named his BMW
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#10
not funny unless u tacked on the last part. btw...stella is amazing! their collegehumor shorts are histerical.
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#11
I prefer the one: You're like a searchbar... I just wanna push your button all day.
This one works everytime trust me
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I prefer the one: You're like a searchbar... I just wanna push your button all day.
This one works everytime trust me

ur rite!!1 he shud liek, t0tally use teh searchbarzz!!!!!!!11!!1 lololololololllolol
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#14
You took the last part out? Thats the whole point of the line!

Also, I used it on a few girls to see what would happen. They all immediatly became pretty good friends with me

Didn't get any though
#16
More like...

You remind me of fast food?

'Why?'

'Cos you're cheap and dirty but you'll do for the time being


If someone said I reminded them of fast food, that wouldn't be a compliment.
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More like...

You remind me of fast food?

'Why?'

'Cos you're cheap and dirty but you'll do for the time being


If someone said I reminded them of fast food, that wouldn't be a compliment.

hell yeah dude! thats like, the same thing as telling a girl she reminds you of a Friendly Inn (crack-***** hotel here) rather than a ritz-carlton. you think youd be getting some THEN? hell no.
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#18
You took put the best bit.

My favourite pickup line is
"Do you have colon cancer?
'Cause that ass is killer."
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#19
You know their are plenty of fish in the sea?, Rite?

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Well, your the only one i want to take back to my place and mount!

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#20
"Yo, Stella...meat!"

worked for stanley
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