#1
So I'm stuck in JFK Intl right now until 9 AM. I've been here since 1 PM. I have amused myself for nearly 12 hours, and now I need your help.

Pit, what shall I do with the remaining 9 hours of my time?

Here's your inventory:
iPod.
Laptop (duh.)
Guitar.
Homework...
Camera.
1 3-ring binder
4 School Textbooks
2 Paperbacks
Ziplock Bag
3 DVDs: Deathrace, Green Street Hooligans, and Waiting
Altoids
Coughdrops


Ready go.
#2
Fap.
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#3
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Fap.

one of the first times this has made me lol. do it.

and write a song about bombs or something and start sing it and playing guitar really loud to freak some people out. or jsut write a normal song i guess... whatever floats your boat.
#5
Crush cough drops and proceed to smoke them.

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#7
Get your homework out of the way, unless of course you're a procrastinator like me... Listen to your iPod, play guitar, play guitar along to your iPod, **** with random people in the ariport, **** random people in the airport, instant message anyone you can get to talk to you, hang out in the pit, and watch movies if you get bored with that. Oh yeah, sleeping might be a good idea.
#8
Run around saying "I have a bomb!". I'm sure this will shorten your time at the airport.
#9
Bomb with the iPod, laptop, binder and baggies.

Hours of entertainment.


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#10
Take a huge shit in the stall and on the seat.
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#11
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or better yet, Play guitar and Power-nap!
Too bad you didn't bring an Amp.
#13
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Take a huge shit in the stall and on the seat.
Or at an empty gate in one of the leather seats.
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#14
Buy and put on a pair of cheap sunglasses, walk around with one finger in your ear mumbling to yourself loud enough so everyone can hear, shout, "He's gonna do it! I'm going in!" then proceed to tackle a random bystander with a luggage, escort him to the restroom while convincing everyone you're FBI, and hope this guy has a sense of humor.
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I KNOW!

How did I know fap would be the first suggestion....

I'll try the cough drop idea, how is the high? Haha maybe I'll just snort them off the toilet seat instead like a true junkie.

Everything is closed.

Been wearing dark sunglasses and playing 12 bar blues in a corner for 15 minutes or so, gotten a few odd looks, especially from non-caucasians (BLACK PEOPLE).
#18
try trading items in your inventory for things other people waiting for their planes have, and see what you end up with.

for example: trade altiods, binder , and the ziplock bag for someone who has an extra pair of crappy headphones/earphones. find someone who is in need of earphones and sell/trade them for it, and see if you can work your way up to something big.

assuming theres enough people in the airport
#20
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try trading items in your inventory for things other people waiting for their planes have, and see what you end up with.

for example: trade altiods, binder , and the ziplock bag for someone who has an extra pair of crappy headphones/earphones. find someone who is in need of earphones and sell/trade them for it, and see if you can work your way up to something big.

assuming theres enough people in the airport
That's actually a really good idea. I've always wanted to try something like that.
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#21
why dont you tell security some guy has been acting suspicious and you saw him leave a package in a trash can that another man then retrieved.
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#23
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Porn?
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I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.