#1
ok, i thought id put up a thread considering it is crapy monday. so you have to think of an object and then say why its so brutal. also. if you say stuff like this thread is not brutal. then your gay.

i'll start, my guitar is so brutal cause it chug chugs
#7
I'm pretty brutal...yea...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#8
Yo dawg we heard you like br00tal chugs so we put br00tal in your br00tal, so you can chug while you chug
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#9
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ok, i thought id put up a thread considering it is crapy monday. so you have to think of an object and then say why its so brutal. also. if you say stuff like this thread is not brutal. then YOUR gay.

i'll start, my guitar is so brutal cause it chug chugs



i dont have a gay
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#10
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Huge ass spikes, coffin case, you know, the works.


Sorry, it was gonna be done sometime.
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#13
I'm so brutal because I've got my... BOATS AND HOES

(Boats N' Hoes, Boats N' Hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes!)
The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria
I'll do you on the Bottom While you drink a Sangria

Nachos, Lemonheads, my dad's boat
You wont go down cuz my dick can float

We sail around the world and go port to port
Every time I cum I produce a quart
Come on everybody, lets drop anchor
(Oh) that's a nice lady, I'd like to spank her

(Boats N' Hoes, Boats and Hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes! )

Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We're almost out of gas,
Call the Arabs!
I'm a pussy pirate my name is jack sparrow
I'll take off my pants she can see my flesh arrow

Make sure to wax
Use your mom's Nair
Don't be surprised if I cum in your hair
Put on your life jacket, we are leavin dry land
Get below deck, With a dick in your hand!

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#14
People are also brutal while playing drinking games because they chug chug.
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#15
Quote by Bushinarin
Trains are also brutal because they chug chug.



Fucking brutal.
#18
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Trains are also brutal because they chug chug.

This post was full of win. +2
Amps
Mesa Dual Recto 3 Ch
Peavey 6505 Combo

Cab
ENGL E212VH Cab

Guitars
Epi Explorer
Schecter Damien 6
Squier Strat (signed by Rob Zombie!)

Pedals
ISP Decimator
Dunlop Crybaby Original
Boss CE-5 Chorus Ensenble
Boss GE-7 Equalizer
#19
Can I at least get a +1?

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#20
I'm brutal because if you took the first two letters off of my name, it would spell shinarin... which is only eight letters away from chug chug.
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#21
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i love your music

...because it's brutal, right?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#23
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I'm brutal because if you took the first two letters off of my name, it would spell shinarin... which is only eight letters away from chug chug.


Actually, only 7.

Shinarin
||
||
Chugchug

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#26
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Fucking brutal.


haha

you, sir, win
Between the velvet lies, there's a truth as hard as steel.
The vision never dies, life's a neverending wheel.
#27
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it goes chug chug.

Hell yea, muthafucka.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#28
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+10000000000


You tried too hard and broke it.

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#31
I'm so br00tal I broke the br00tal meter...twice
Neverender:SSTB 4/19


Goddamn this cursed iron fist. When I lose control!


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#32
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Actually, only 7.

Shinarin
||
||
Chugchug


Sorry, that's still eight letters. I did make a mistake though. I meant 9 characters...


I included the space, which threw me off.
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#33
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Rubbas are brutal.


Is that the meme from the double-dating thread?

Remember the rubba?
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#34
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Sorry, that's still eight letters. I did make a mistake though. I meant 9 characters...


I included the space, which threw me off.


Like you tried to THROW ME OFF OF YOUR MOTHER BUT FAILED HA HA.


...I'm sorry, it's late.

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#35
Quote by rebelmidget
motion city soundtrack is brutal?


**** yeah. His hair is pretty brutal to.
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#36
Quote by Eddie4President
Is that the meme from the double-dating thread?

Remember the rubba?


Oh my god... RUBBA CHUGGA! SWEET, A RHYME!

Rubba chugga rubba chugga rubba chugga rubba chugga rubba chugga rubba chugga

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#37
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Like you tried to THROW ME OFF OF YOUR MOTHER BUT FAILED HA HA.


...I'm sorry, it's late.


Oh it's fine!
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#39
Quote by WyvernOmega
Oh my god... RUBBA CHUGGA! SWEET, A RHYME!

Rubba chugga rubba chugga rubba chugga rubba chugga rubba chugga rubba chugga


That sounds like what masturbating with a condom on might sound like.

And it's awesome.
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