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So a few days ago, I hooked up with this girl for casual sex and she texted me just a half hour ago saying that she found the condom I was using broke inside of her. ****. Now she is worried that she might get pregnant.

But, it didn't break until the second time around, and sperm doesn't live that long outside the body for more than a couple of minutes if I'm remembering correctly.

Either way, nervous as **** right now.

The one time I do something like that and my life could be ****ed.


Half at it pit.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
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lets talk about that.

As in we did it once, then stopped for like ten minutes, and then went at it again.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
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As in we did it once, then stopped for like ten minutes, and then went at it again.


Using the same condom???



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#7
Well if you use the same condom twice, its probably gonna break.
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As in we did it once, then stopped for like ten minutes, and then went at it again.

You didnt change the condom?
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#10
So you came in the condom, and it came off inside of her? Then when she pulled it out it was ripped?
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Quote by DoTheEvolution
So a few days ago, I hooked up with this girl for casual sex.


There's your problem.
You're*
#12
My last girlfriend was on the pill. I never had to use a condom before, I don't know this ****. I'm sure she had to know, she could of said something.



Please god let me not be ****ed over.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#14
Gross, shes had a condom inside her for this whole time
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#15
wat an idiot.u no they give them out for free
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this reeks of b.s.

Want the texts?


No she is claiming sperm can live 72 hours outside the body. No, just no. It can't.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#18
You're screwed, dude.
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with the same jimmy-hat? WTF man?!?!


**** my name is Jimmy. I swear to God TS. If you used my hat to ejaculate your possible children into, I'm gonna hit you.


And she told you over text? What a classy way...
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wat an idiot.u no they give them out for free



Free eh, time to make some water baloons!!!

What else would I use em for, im on the pit, what do you expect



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I may HAVE just ****ed my life over.*

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lets help ts out by listing potential names for his kid. jeff is cool for a guy, but if its a girl maybe sarah?
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#26
How long has it been? Why hasn't she taken the morning after pill?
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Quote by DoTheEvolution
Want the texts?


No she is claiming sperm can live 72 hours outside the body. No, just no. It can't.


actually shes right.

and if you actually used the same rubber and didnt notice it broke then yr an idiot and deserve what you get for being stupid.
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Quote by Connah
lets help ts out by listing potential names for his kid. jeff is cool for a guy, but if its a girl maybe sarah?


Pretty much every Sarah will be ugly. Go for Beatrice.


And for a boy, name him Juanhito.
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I may HAVE just ****ed my life over.*

Learning to use proper grammar will set a good example for your future kid

Duuuuude! Way to go take the words right out of my... fingers? o__O
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#30
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**** my name is Jimmy. I swear to God TS. If you used my hat to ejaculate your possible children into, I'm gonna hit you.


And she told you over text? What a classy way...

It really wasn't a classy **** either.

Girl I really haven't met before, in the back seat of my car. I never did anything like that before and I don't want to again.


She finally, after a half hour of this ****, tells me she took the morning after pill.....Why the **** did she not just tell me at first?
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#31
Quote by Connah
lets help ts out by listing potential names for his kid. jeff is cool for a guy, but if its a girl maybe sarah?


Jeff is all right, but what about Mike?

Seems more fitting seeing as it is the Pit.
#32
Okay, after reading everyones responses it seems you had sex, came in the condom, had sex again and came in the condom again? So Uh, the cum that was made the first time can still live outside of the vagina, it can actually live for up to 3 days outside of the body. If you think she's pregnant, tell her to go grab the morning after pill.
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Quote by DoTheEvolution
So a few days ago, I hooked up with this girl for casual sex and she texted me just a half hour ago saying that she found the condom I was using broke inside of her. ****. Now she is worried that she might get pregnant.

But, it didn't break until the second time around, and sperm doesn't live that long outside the body for more than a couple of minutes if I'm remembering correctly.

Either way, nervous as **** right now.

The one time I do something like that and my life could be ****ed.


Half at it pit.

So after you ****ed the first time, you slipped on that same nasty nut sweaty stretched condom that you just used onto your ****? Wtf were you thinking?
#35
1.Pics of said girl...NAO!

2.She had the condom in her for how many days??
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Why do we hate
We need to appreciate
We all need to love one another
Because we look like each other
Look at the person to your left and to your right
for those are the one in which we fight

I wondeer what was botherin marvin
It could have been the fact that kids are dyin
could it be the kids starvin

How can we be down for the cause
when we are the ones helpin it pause
we need to think of all the kids that died
Just because one of there parents lied

Stop having sex if your not married
Cause pretty soon your gonna have a kid to feed
Especially if your young
I know its hard, even when the devils got you sprung.
Even if they tell ya
Its ok to use a "rubba"
Having sex just doesnt effect you
IT effects your family, the community to
I dont care how hard it is
Trust me i kno, at 15 do you wanna have kids

IN the movies they say lust is beautiful
There the ones bein un truthful
BUt you wanna go and get an STD
Youll have one less friend thats me
I told you not to
You wanna mess this up do what you wanna do

To sun this up, wait till your married. I dont want you to mess up your whole life just because of one stupid decision. just wait
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Okay, after reading everyones responses it seems you had sex, came in the condom, had sex again and came in the condom again? So Uh, the cum that was made the first time can still live outside of the vagina, it can actually live for up to 3 days outside of the body. If you think she's pregnant, tell her to go grab the morning after pill.

Where the **** do you learn this **** about sperm living three days? Do you go to some Christian anti sex school? Jesus Christ, it can't live more than ten minutes outside of a body.

And she did take it I guess. She just didn't tell me at first, just felt like ****ing with me at first I guess.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
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How is having a child ****ing your life over? It's a beautiful thing and will turn you into a man.
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Quote by DoTheEvolution
It really wasn't a classy **** either.

Girl I really haven't met before, in the back seat of my car. I never did anything like that before and I don't want to again.


She finally, after a half hour of this ****, tells me she took the morning after pill.....Why the **** did she not just tell me at first?



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How is having a child ****ing your life over? It's a beautiful thing and will turn you into a man.

Talking to the guy who lives at home still, and is laid off, who ****ed a girl he wasn't planing on seeing again. Yea that will make me a man. No it will make me kill myself because I'm poor and with child.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
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