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I'm sitting on the computer, and I get up to piss. And my dad isn't in the living room, and so I walk into his room. And he's watching porn. I say "Whoa, dad what ya watching?" He replies "Busty Models." And I didn't see him jerking it, even though he was. Now, I'm kinda fearing a talk about masturbation...
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#2
he'll just ask you to masturbate with him
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#3
Beat him to the punch and scream at the top of your lungs the article on masturbation from wikipedia. Then jerk it on his shoe.
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#4
Tell your mom he feels the need to satisfy himself rather with the help of porn rather than getting her to do it for him. That way he'll be too busy explaining himself to her to deal with you. This will probably only work if your family life mirrors that of a sitcom though.
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#5
shoulda joined him. genuine bonding moment right there
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#6
You didn't help him? What's wrong with you?
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#7
Tell your mom to stop slacking.
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Tell your mom he feels the need to satisfy himself rather with the help of porn rather than getting her to do it for him. That way he'll be too busy explaining himself to her to deal with you. This will probably only work if your family life mirrors that of a sitcom though.


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Tell your mom to stop slacking.


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Good thing he wasn't watching "hot mom sleeps with the stepson" then.


Hes not re-married either?
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#12
everyone does it ...go talk to him...father to son, son to father...who knows, maybe you'll learn something. Exchange your masturbation skills and tricks.
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everyone does it ...go talk to him...father to son, son to father...who knows, maybe you'll learn something. Exchange your masturbation skills and tricks.


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#14
would you rather you walk in on him, or him walk in on you?

and i applaud his honesty
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Find a catholic anti-masturbation web page & set it as his home page.

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Find a catholic anti-masturbation web page & set it as his home page.


OMG! YES!
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
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#19
Quote by Tire Me.
I was implying your mom is sleeping with her stepson.

Stupid joke I guess.......


Neither is she...
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#20
Quote by ub3r_bassist666
Find a catholic anti-masturbation web page & set it as his home page.


This. DEFINITELY This.

Or some youtube video clip from intervention about a guy addicted to jacking it.
And then leave a sticky note somewhere near the computer that says, "This is your future!" He'll have an emotional breakdown and then break away from his addiction.

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This. DEFINITELY This.

Or some youtube video clip from intervention about a guy addicted to jacking it.
And then leave a sticky note somewhere near the computer that says, "This is your future!" He'll have an emotional breakdown and then break away from his addiction.


Holy sh!t that's an actual episode!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Pqo2dWsdM
And I've seen like every episode of that show.


"STOP JERKING OFF!!! STOP!! *puts porn mag on his face* IS THIS YOUR NEW FRIEND!??"

I should perhaps make a thread on this.

Wait, dammit, it's fake..........
Last edited by Tire Me. at Mar 23, 2009,
#23
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Holy sh!t that's an actual episode!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Pqo2dWsdM
And I've seen like every episode of that show.


"STOP JERKING OFF!!! STOP!! *puts porn mag on his face* IS THIS YOUR NEW FRIEND!??"

I should perhaps make a thread on this.

Wait, dammit, it's fake..........


Yeah...
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
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#24
Quote by Tire Me.
Holy sh!t that's an actual episode!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Pqo2dWsdM
And I've seen like every episode of that show.


"STOP JERKING OFF!!! STOP!! *puts porn mag on his face* IS THIS YOUR NEW FRIEND!??"

I should perhaps make a thread on this.

Wait, dammit, it's fake..........


Of course it's real. Well, sort of. But even if it is fake, that only takes away a fraction of the awesomeness.

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he'll just ask you to masturbate with him


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" common sonny, have a back to back with yer old man!"


Ewwww....
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#27
This especially is awkward considering TS isn't even old enough to pee by himself.
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#28
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
that is so lol-agey...
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#30
Classic

His reply is the best!

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#31
Hey gotta give him some credit he was being honest atleast.
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#32
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I'm sitting on the computer, and I get up to piss. And my dad isn't in the living room, and so I walk into his room. And he's watching porn. I say "Whoa, dad what ya watching?" He replies "Busty Models." And I didn't see him jerking it, even though he was. Now, I'm kinda fearing a talk about masturbation...


WAIT, you people have jumped over another point.
He needed a pee and went to look for his father...... whats going on there?
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#33
Father of the year.
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Cut his jimminy cricket off and put it into a jar! Pickle it!
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#39
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WAIT, you people have jumped over another point.
He needed a pee and went to look for his father...... whats going on there?


No, he was sitting in the living room. I thought he had left.

Edit:
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He could have said

"You..." and ended with a sly wink


We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
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Last edited by ninja dude at Mar 23, 2009,
#40
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he'll just ask you to masturbate FOR him



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