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#2
Maybe they are just experimenting.
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#4
i can't wait until the fight against gay duck marriage, should be amusing
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#5
That is awesome.

EDIT: I realised how weird that sounds. I mean...The species dying out is bad but gay ducks...its funny
Last edited by Rock_Rebel at Mar 23, 2009,
#6
Bisexuality is natural in nature...

Look into Dolphins, they're bi naturally.

Would you say Go Ducks or Go Dicks to those ducks though?
#7
i hear Ben and Jerry also make good ice cream...
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#8
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i hear Ben and Jerry also make good ice cream...

They make very good Cherry ice cream.. IF you know what I mean.
#9
If you are the last of your kind, with a mission to shag like crazy to save your species, but then you turn gay, you pretty much deserve to go extinct.
#10
I know bedbugs have gay sex (well rape actually) in order to mix their sperm with the others. But just plain gay ducks? weird...
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#11
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I know bedbugs have gay sex (well rape actually) in order to mix their sperm with the others. But just plain gay ducks? weird...

I wouldnt have thought gay ducks would be weirder than bedbug gay rape, but it kind of makes sense in that situation
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#14
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Maybe they are just experimenting.

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#17


Nature is a cruel bitch.
"Fly with me forever high
And with these wings
We'll set the world on fire
Fly with me through scorching skies
You and I - The lie of lies"

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#18

I secone that nature is a cruel bitch
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#20
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It's not loading for me, or that it's a really short article.

It pretty much says: 3 ducks, 2 male, 1 female, people try to get ducks to breed, but males reject the female and turn out to be gay, breeding plan ruined, Blue ducks most likely will go extinct in Britain
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#21
Well, duh, they're going extinct

Gay ducks can't have babies... Unless there's some sort of duck sperm bank I've never heard of...

Hmm...

*goes of to create gay duck sperm bank and get millions*
#22
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It pretty much says: 3 ducks, 2 male, 1 female, people try to get ducks to breed, but males reject the female and turn out to be gay, breeding plan ruined, Blue ducks most likely will go extinct in Britain
Tragic, yet sexy.
#24
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If you are the last of your kind, with a mission to shag like crazy to save your species, but then you turn gay, you pretty much deserve to go extinct.


That really isn't how it works...


Why would a duck give a **** about the species? If I were one of 2 of the last males on earth I doubt I would save the species.


Good for Ben and Jerry, the world needs more love.
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#27
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If you are the last of your kind, with a mission to shag like crazy to save your species, but then you turn gay, you pretty much deserve to go extinct.

No my friend, that's called dedication, faith and taking up the back passage
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#29
this was published in the telegraph.


i think the last strand of human intelligence is doomed to extinction
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#31
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That is awesome.

EDIT: I realised how weird that sounds. I mean...The species dying out is bad but gay ducks...its funny

Nahh read the article
They will become extinct in Britain, but they are from New Zealand

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#32
Wow what a surprise. Natural selection doesn't favour homosexuality. I wonder why that is???
#37
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Wow what a surprise. Natural selection doesn't favour homosexuality. I wonder why that is???

oh no he di'ent

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#38
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oh no he di'ent

Yes.

Yes he did.

I JUST ****ING SAW IT.

EDIT: And he has a point...
#39
That's kinda funny, but sad.

This also reminds me of something I saw on the internet that went something like:

"This is just a reminder for those of you who wear glasses, you where never supposed to make it out of childhood, and you're an example of someone who nature intended for you to die."
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#40
Who the fuck cares if homosexuality is condemned by nature not to survive? That argument is just used by self-righteous pricks trying to make themselves feel good by validating their own cold, lonely lives.
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