this idea came to me last night while i was staying at my dads house, it was about 4am and i was in that stage of sleep where your halve and halve.

i was lying in bed when suddenly...

a goddamn car with a big V8 engine decides to park outside the house and do a massive burnout, so naturally i leap outta bed and fly to the window only to catch the remnants off the smoke, i think i was hoping more for the dickhead to spin out and hit a car or tree or something....

your turn.
I was lying in bed when suddenly...

... I was probed by aliens. Repeatedly.

I was lying in bed then suddenly... I wake up and I have to go to work.

Quote by hazzmatazz

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.


My love for you
Is like a truck
I was lying in bed...

When I realized it was just a thread.
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
I was lying in bed, then suddenly... I wake up and realize i have nothing to get up for, because I can't find a god damned job and I have 2 friends in this whole city, and I live with them already, so I turn over, and sleep for a few more hours because really, sleep is the best part of my days

Quote by Zero-Hartman
I was lying in bed then suddenly... I wake up and I have to go to work.

be strong

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett


Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
i was laying in bed then suddenly......

Ash, brock, and squirtle jump through my window and take me on an amazing adventure

(i choose squirtle cuz he is my favorite, actually my favorite might be bell sprout)
SKY BLUE TEAM OWNS ALL (If we still exsited)