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#1
My friend brought this to my attention, and I dunno if anyone's seen this yet, but regardless, this is why I hate FOX news and ignorant people. Before I post the link, I'd like to say I'm a proud Canadian, and this is inexcusable.

How to lose friends and alienate countries

I'm sure I'm not the only Canadian that's pissed. I feel sorry for the intelligent Americans who have to endure this stupidity on FOX.
#2
saw that earlier, i was disgusted. that was aired the same day that 4 dead Canadian soldiers were brought back from the war zone in Afghanistan

Fox News...class acts
#3
Assholes!
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#4
Fox news.............What a bunch of douche bags. This guys a freakin idiot.
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#5
yup, FOX news is for idiots by idiots, I believe they're changing that to the slogan soon.
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#6
Seriously?

This is the dumbest ****ing thing I have ever seen.

"Is it about time to invade this country?" - If they tried that the ENTIRE ****ING PLANET would tell them to **** off and blow them all to hell.

I can't even bring myself to say anything.. good god...
#7
Fox should suck all the dicks.
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#8
I'm already pissed off in the first 20 seconds that they made fun of the guys name. What the ****? Are they in grade 2?

EDIT: After watching the whole thing I have realized that everything they said was wrong, even that blond chick trying to defend Canada for a few seconds, "They're up there where it's frigid, very cold." Are you kidding me? I didn't think anyone ACTUALLY believed that. These people are idiots.
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#9
Best country in the Universe?

My hate-o-meter is at max.
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#12
Dude, it's Fox news. What did you expect?
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#13
...another great reason to boycott america.
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#14
I'm not defending this, but you gotta know that these guys are paid to make fun of people. Have you ever seen the Colbert Report? He does the same stuff about certain groups of americans. This is not a news show, it's entertainment.

You guys may be giving this show too much credit.
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I'm already pissed off in the first 20 seconds that they made fun of the guys name. What the ****? Are they in grade 2?

+1 that was pretty immature.
#16
I'd rather live in Canada than America. More guns, less crime. And I hear Maple Syrup runs on tap, can anyone confirm this for me?
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#17
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I'm quite convinced it's fake. Well......I really hope it is.


Not fake. Red Eye is a real show, and those people are real retards.

Frig, Obama is criticized by FOX for making that Special Olympics crack... I think Obama was referring to them.

EDIT: Samski, that might be true, but that showcases their idiocy. Paid to make fun of people, but of course it's all about the money in the US, isn't it? **** what any other country thinks, 'cause we have money! We can say whatever we want!

Oh wait, the USA is going down the dumps right about now, isn't it... not in a position to be making fun of anyone, especially Canada.
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#18
This is fake right? o.O


......right?!

That's actually enraging me and I'm British for crying out loud! =/
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I'm not defending this, but you gotta know that these guys are paid to make fun of people. Have you ever seen the Colbert Report? He does the same stuff about certain groups of americans. This is not a news show, it's entertainment.

You guys may be giving this show too much credit.


But it isn't funny.
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#21
****ers

I hate arrogant pricks like this anyway, this just makes it all the more worse

I say again, ****ers
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#22
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Yes, and America doesn't blow the **** out of other wildlife, because being able to legally own guns will make all the hunters not want to hunt and exact a cruel punishment on deer and elk and whatever else is game.

Every country has that.

And I think it's Canadians... not Canuckians. What part of the US do you hail from?

EDIT: lol, sorry Amd, but I'm just kind of angry. And yes, if you wanna be an MD, Canada's a great place to learn, study and research, and yes, we have a great health care/medical system.
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#23
the northeast, and i was just being stupid XD i hate america, im not white XD i sooo wish i could come and live in canada, i hear your medical system in canada is great ( i wanna be an md)
#24
I watched this a few minutes ago. Sadly there are people that watch that and agree with what they say
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#25
It all seems way too cheesy and insincere to be serious
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It all seems way too cheesy and insincere to be serious

White Proud Christian Americans eat that **** up so it's most certainly seriously...
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#27
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My hate-o-meter is at max.

That did make me lol a bit, I never watch these types of news shows because the people on them are imbeciles. But, I would hate it if people judged America based on these idiots.
#28
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Not fake. Red Eye is a real show, and those people are real retards.

Frig, Obama is criticized by FOX for making that Special Olympics crack... I think Obama was referring to them.

EDIT: Samski, that might be true, but that showcases their idiocy. Paid to make fun of people, but of course it's all about the money in the US, isn't it? **** what any other country thinks, 'cause we have money! We can say whatever we want!

Oh wait, the USA is going down the dumps right about now, isn't it... not in a position to be making fun of anyone, especially Canada.


Exactly.

Gibson you win in my book.

I live in the US, and where some of the people here still get off on this belief that it is the "most powerful country in the world" or "greatest country in the world" i don't know. Last time I checked, foreign governments, particularly China, practically own this f*ckin place and god forbid they ask for their money back. China would probably turn this entire place into a parking lot with relative ease.

Its a shame what a laughing stock the US has become. They seem to produce nothing, discover nothing, and create nothing. And in my opinion simply because, quoting Billy Connolly here, they continuously ask "why" instead of "how".
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#29
I want to walk into that room and punch every single one of them in the face

Arrogant pricks
#30
Oh, I know it's stupid. This kind of thing is why Americans are generally despised in the world. And yes, the U.S. is feeling it's flaws strongly right now. That's why this exists. We don't want to think about our own problems, so we make fun of others. it's the classic Insecurity thing.

It does seem strange to me, however, that Canada would send more of it's military than it could afford to. Still, that does not excuse the bad attitudes.

Edit: Forgive me, I'm not in a position to hear about these things, but what have Canadian scientists discovered recently? What new innovation has come out of Canada?
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#31
I'm far from nationalistic, and have long hated Fox "news", but this makes me furious. what a bunch of know nothing morons...this conservatism in the US for you...ignorance, immaturity, and worse.
#32
Oh. My. Gawd.

Canadians, on behalf of everyone in America, I apologize for FOX News. Those guys are dicks and I'm seriously thinking about taking out their studio, if I knew where the fvck it was. Why are they still on the air?
#33
It's Red Eye, mind you a hilarious show. A lot of it is tongue-in-cheek. The blonde woman sucks though. She's an actual newswoman and is pretty serious.

The main guy is conservative, and the guy with the hair and the tie is liberal. They are just the regulars. The rest are usually comedians.
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#34
Those dudes on the show aren't in the army. Nor do they aid soldiers, so they can suck it for making unnecesary jokes.
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#37
Man, that's poor; the satire on even Mock the Week is better.
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#38
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White Proud Christian Americans eat that **** up so it's most certainly seriously...



Way to stereotype, dude. I'm a white christian american, I don't know if you would classify me as proud or not, and I certainly don't eat that up.
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#39
I've watched this video again and I can say with about 90% certainty that these people are just doing this to piss people off, much like the common internet troll.

It's iffy at the start of the video but from about 2:00 minutes onwards everything they say is so ridiculous and they have this obvious air of insincerity whenever they talk. Especially when they start talking about Sarah Palin and Russians invading, it just seems way too fake for me to take it seriously.
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#40
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Forgive me, I'm not in a position to hear about these things, but what have Canadian scientists discovered recently? What new innovation has come out of Canada?


Well, judging from threads Ive seen in the Pit

We developed some sort of primitve mind-reading device

AND

We have a drug which cures cancer, since 2007, but the pharm companies dont want to sell it yet.

Then again, this is the Pit
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