#1
These girls I know - Breasts, legs, hair stylists.
These other girls I know - Breasts, indifferent.
There's Mary Methpurse on her Flickr.
Debbie Doom on her Tweeter.
Wanda Wicken with her smoke signals.
I escape into the bathroom and see a number etched into the wall -
"Call for the best blowjob of your life."
So I do.
"Really?" I say.
"Sincerely," replies the voice.
I scratch the number out, write my own down and get a coffee from the barista
Janelle and guess what?
She's a hair stylist, too.

My life is one long episode of Friends, except there are no women
and everyone is Chandler.
Poor advice.
#3
Quote by SilenceEvolves
I love it.

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マリ「しあわっせはーあるいってこないだーからあるいってゆっくんだねーん 
いっちにっちいっぽみーかでさんぽ
 さーんぽすすんでにっほさっがるー 
じーんせいはっわんつー!ぱんち・・・


"Success is as dangerous as failure. Hope is as hollow as fear." - from Tao Te Ching

#5
I think this is the most beautiful, poignant and powerful peice I've read from you.

Oh, fuck it, I love this