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#3
I said I actually had feelings for her when I could just force her.
Boy did my pride take beating.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Mar 23, 2009,
#5
"Grab your coat and get in the car, I've got a knife!"

That's so silly. I forgot I was driving a van that night.
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#6
I asked her if she could **** me. That sucked ASS.
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#8
Quote by Kensai
"Grab your coat and get in the car, I've got a knife!"

That's so silly. I forgot I was driving a van that night.


Were you drunk?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#9
You're forgetting that you're in a tub of virgins.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#10
It's not up to you
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#12
"You looked significantly better in the dim lighting"

Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Were you drunk?

Don't be silly, he knows better than to drink and drive!

Edit: Okay, nevermind. Crazy Swedes.
Last edited by RU Experienced? at Mar 23, 2009,
#13
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Were you drunk?


Yes. Boy, you should've seen the look on my face when I've realized I've spent the last 45 minutes convincing a lamppost to get in my car or I'll shiv it. I later just sawed it down and put it ontop of the vehicle.
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#14
Quote by Finnepinne
It's not up to you


This

Finnepinne is master of all.
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” -Winston Churchill
#15
Quote by Kensai
Yes. Boy, you should've seen the look on my face when I've realized I've spent the last 45 minutes convincing a lamppost to get in my car or I'll shiv it. I later just sawed it down and put it ontop of the vehicle.


It wasn't a lamp. It was me. Yes. I'm sitting here without a upper body. I'm feel fine though but well, take it easy with alcohol in the future.


Quote by RU Experienced?
"You looked significantly better in the dim lighting"


Don't be silly, he knows better than to drink and drive!



He was driving a van. Driving drunk doesn't affect you if you're driving a van.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Mar 23, 2009,
#16
walked 3 miles at 5 am.
"Where the Beatles wanted to hold your hand, the Stones wanted to fuck your sister or daughter"

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#17
If you wern't so fat, you'd be my perfect girl.

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#19
Quote by BR0KENHEARTED
Will you be my girlfriend?

^That^

Also, 'I care about you.'
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#20
Quote by Kensai
Yes. Boy, you should've seen the look on my face when I've realized I've spent the last 45 minutes convincing a lamppost to get in my car or I'll shiv it. I later just sawed it down and put it ontop of the vehicle.



Man I hate when that happens, you've done all the smooth talking, said all the right things bought her just enough drinks. You take her home and have an awesome night only to find out the next morning that shes a severed public amenetie that gets off on being pissed on by dogs.
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Last edited by I-Shot-Jr at Mar 23, 2009,
#24
Quote by Toolshed#9
I kissed her.


Why did you say that? Isn't that a bit random?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#25
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
It wasn't a lamp. It was me. Yes. I'm sitting here without a upper body. I'm feel fine though but well, take it easy with alcohol in the future.


I'm sorry, is there any way I can replace it? Like with frankenstein, only this time I'll make it right!

Quote by I-Shot-Jr
Man I hate when that happens, you've done all the smooth talking, said all the right things bought her just enough drinks. You take her home and have an awesome night only to find out the next morning that shes a severed public amenetie that gets off on being pissed on by dogs.




Happens fucking everytime I go out man
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#26
hey baby wanna come back to my place for pizza and sex?whats the matter,dont like pizza?
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His name isnt Warren.
His name isnt Warren.
His name isnt Warren?
I thouht his name was Warren?

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#27
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Why did you say that? Isn't that a bit random?


I didn't say it, it's something I did.
#28
Quote by Kensai
I'm sorry, is there any way I can replace it? Like with frankenstein, only this time I'll make it right!



Yeah sure. It can't get worse can it? Just remember to not screw up my pants. They are new.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#29
Quote by Kensai



Happens fucking everytime I go out man


Don't get me started, you should see my back yard, various city councils have outstanding warrants for my arrest
BROCCOLIS
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#31
ran (literally) from downtown austin to the "rich, spoiled" part of austin (Barton Creek) just after midnight,

she was sound asleep by the time I got there....
#32
Last time my gf (shes my ex now) came over, I asked "So, whatcha wanna do?" She said she wasn't as confidate this time. So I got up, got butt naked, sat back down and said "So, whatcha wanna do?" Apparently that made her confidate and we had alota "fun"
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FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER


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a mental asylum called Mike



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That's cuz you mad...Mike.

Sorry, had to get my corniness out of the way.
#36
"hey, are you still horney? "

worked like a charm.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


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Do not sit idly by.
#37
my dumbest thing was

"so... i was thinking that i would like to engage in sexual intercourse with you...immediately...and...repeatedly"

"what?"

"i want to be all up in that mother ****er"

"so you want to have sex"

"Immediately and repeatedly yes, i want to have sex"

"alright, let's do it"
I shot JR

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#38
Quote by BR0KENHEARTED
Friends call me Nova


As in..CASA..Nova...

fp

BROCCOLIS
I ated them all.
#40
"Hey, wanna play with my whammy bar?"
I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE
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