#1
*I got this off of 4chan the other day, fellow /b/tards don't be mad, I want to see if the pit can come up with as random **** as /b/*

You walk into a convenience store, looking for something to eat. All of a sudden, this guy in a ski mask comes in and threatens the cashier girl with a gun, demanding money. he didn't get to see you in time, so you sneak up and draw your own gun. Now you have him at gunpoint, and the cashier chick is begging for help. The guy looks at you with a wicked eye. Being the badass that you are, you c ock your gun and say...
YOU ARE NOW MANUALLY BREATHING!

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Bro, you needs you a streetsweeper. Huntin and defense right there.

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You, sir, are good.
Last edited by Theid at Mar 23, 2009,
#2
"Dad, stop screwing around and just kill her already."
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#4
Quote by Kensai
"Dad, stop screwing around and just kill her already."



I fuckin' hate you, Kensai.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#5
I misread the title and thought that this was "who would you do," and I got excited

I would have chosen me.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#6
.....fuuuuckkkk thhhe polliiiiceee!!!.....
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#7
What's to say?
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#9
...f'ck yeah seaking and then I fire the gun.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#10
"LET....US....FUCK!"


E-cookie for the reference.....
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#13
i wouldnt say anything
i would more than likely drop to the floor and begin to cry
and furiously masturbate simultaneaously
#14
Tell the cashier she needs to get a mop. This place is a mess.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#15
"Groovy"
My gear:
-Ibanez JS 6000 Custom w/ 11-48 gauge
-Ibanez FGM 400BB w/ 10-46 gauge
-Peavey 6505 2x12 Combo
-MXR Phase 90
-Boss DD-6 Digital Delay
-Morley Wah/Volume Pro Series II
-Boss CS-3 Compression Sustainer
-Gator G-Bus 8
-Xotic BB Preamp
#17
"Rules one and two, you filthy son of a bitch!"
Then there's this band called Slice The Cake...

Bunch of faggots putting random riffs together and calling it "progressive" deathcore.
Stupid name.
Probably picked "for teh lulz"

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#18
"Tickle fight!"
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#20
'criminal....


i am disappoint'
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yeah im not at gc dude, i dont live there.


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#22
"HUZZAH!!!" or "For the Win"
Self proclaimed prophets are great people...
#23
i herd you like guns so i got a gun to go with your gun so you can kill while your killed
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#24
I would sing

"In the sunshine of your, looooooove!"

*BOOM*

*blows tip of pistol, making a whoosh noise*

"Headshot..."