#1
i've finally turned 18. i had planned on going to disneyland (you get in free on your birthday), then chuck e cheeses, then a strip club. but instead i ended up having to go to school, then a sociology class at the local college, and then took a nap.


is that lame?
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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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#2
Happy 18th birthday you lame ass rabble rouser you.
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#3
Happy Birthday! Now get out of the house!
I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE
#6
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Happy Birthday.

Have an e-PRS.




wow, that's a beautiful guitar. i'm so thankful. i wish i could take it out from teh internetz and actually play it.
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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

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I'm always too embarrassed to buy condoms. Saran wrap is cheaper, anyway.
#7
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i had planned on going to disneyland (you get in free on your birthday), then chuck e cheeses, then a strip club. but instead i ended up having to go to school, then a sociology class at the local college, and then took a nap.


is that lame?


Yes, it's lame...but just look to the bright side. You didn't spend $10,000 doing the other stuff you planned on.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.