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#1
So, my 12 year old sister brang a knife to school today. Her friend requested she bring a knife for her, so she could stab a girl she didn't like. My sister and her friend both recieved a 5 day suspension, and both have to attend a three week counselling course. Anything like this ever happen at your school? Anyone get stabbed? Huh?
#3
She brang a knife.
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#5
My bro friend (haha) had a knife in his pocket during summer school one day and my other dumbass friend got a hold of it somehow. The teacher saw the knife, the dumbass friend said it was the bro's instead of taking the blame for it himself. My bro friend got expelled.

But he was a cool bro. He liked good music.
#6
People bring knives to my school all the time. I live in a hick town though, so no one really cares.
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brang? What, now there's a phone involved?

sry?
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#8
that's so badass

I wish I was that cool
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#10
On April 1st, some girl supposedly got stabbed.
Apparently it was fake. After that, she mysteriously vanished and nobody heard from her again.
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brang.....riiiiing.....brrrrraaaang.....rrrriiiiiiing......brrrraaanng.......rrrrrriiiiiiiing
#13



brang.


omg.


BRANG!


ps. your sister is not very bright, but that seems to run in the family.

no offense.


oh, and i may be a little drunk so don't take me too seriously.
#14
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At my old school some guy got stabbed in the shoulder with scissors. That was fun.

Some dude asked me and one of my friends "You guys ever been stabbed?" a long time ago in the gym changeroom. He was holding a pair of tiny scissors. We had a chuckle, said no thanks and left. 15 minutes later we saw him getting high at the smoke pit.

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At my old school some guy got stabbed in the shoulder with scissors. That was fun.


something like that happened at my School when I was in Junior High except instead of scissors, it was a butter knife from Pizza Hut
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#16
I had to be more creative when I was in middle school.

We had to use pencils and safety scissors.

One guy got stabbed with an eraser.

NOW THAT, is hard to the core.
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My bro friend (haha) had a knife in his pocket during summer school one day and my other dumbass friend got a hold of it somehow. The teacher saw the knife, the dumbass friend said it was the bro's instead of taking the blame for it himself. My bro friend got expelled.

But he was a cool bro. He liked good music.



My mate brought ectasy to school once. I told him to throw it away and he did, case closed.

Turns out they were just vitamin tablets and he was selling them to the dumbshits in yr 12
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#18
Am I the first person posting in this thread who doesn't condone stabbing?

EDIT:^ I'm glad that story had a good ending. Throwing out E would suck. That **** runs at least 15 bucks a pop here.
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My mate brang ectasy to school once. I told him to throw it away and he did, case closed.

Turns out they were just vitamin tablets and he was selling them to the dumbshits in yr 12

Fixed.
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#21
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Am I the first person posting in this thread who doesn't condone stabbing?


*stabs*
#22
somebody once brought a gun to my old highschool with the intent of murder. said murder was never carried out.
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#23
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brang.....riiiiing.....brrrrraaaang.....rrrriiiiiiing......brrrraaanng.......rrrrrriiiiiiiing

Nope, still don't follow.

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Utter win.
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#24
this crazy ass korean kid brought a knife and held it to my neck then threatened to cut my friends ball off

we didnt really do anything either lol, we tried to talk to him, but he didnt like us too much i donno what it was ahha, we were actaully kinda nice to him

i have not seen him since the incident a couple years back
#25
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brang.


omg.


BRANG!


ps. your sister is not very bright, but that seems to run in the family.

no offense.



offence*

offense is for sport terminology.
or war, I suppose.
#26
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brang.


omg.


BRANG!


Damn, beaten.

My friend sits in class with his pocket knife open cutting and eating an apple. His teacher just looks at him, knife held to a piece of apple as he shoves it in his mouth, and then looks away as if nothing happened.
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#29
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offence*

offense is for sport terminology.
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hey now, don't hate on the slgihtly drunk mod!
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hey now, don't hate on the slgihtly drunk mod!

Just being the friendly pitmonkey I am, and correcting you.
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#34
I once took a knife to school...

In response to the aboriginal gang members threatening to kill me after I made a particularly funny "would you like a straw with that methylated spirits?" joke.

All 9 of them marched up to me at around 1:15pm screaming some **** about me being racist. So I pulled out my blade and said "what now fags?".

They responded with various apologetic statements like "we're cool bro", "we thought you were someone else" and my personal favorite "****! he's got a knife!".

They never approached me again...

The funnier part about this story is my "knife" was actually a hand crafted aluminium foil coated pencil that I later broke pretending to stab my buddy in the bum.

I got sent to the principals office latter that day after they reported the weapon to the authorities. The principal found the whole situation somewhat amusing and forced me to surrender the "weapon" to him. It now sits on his desk along with the bobble head my senior year made for him.

Moral of the story: Aboriginals are afraid of shiny things.
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correct me all the way to the what now?
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#36
Nice.

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#37
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I once took a knife to school...

In response to the aboriginal gang members threatening to kill me after I made a particularly funny "would you like a straw with that methylated spirits?" joke.

All 9 of them marched up to me at around 1:15pm screaming some **** about me being racist. So I pulled out my blade and said "what now fags?".

They responded with various apologetic statements like "we're cool bro", "we thought you were someone else" and my personal favorite "****! he's got a knife!".

They never approached me again...

The funnier part about this story is my "knife" was actually a hand crafted aluminium foil coated pencil that I later broke pretending to stab my buddy in the bum.

I got sent to the principals office latter that day after they reported the weapon to the authorities. The principal found the whole situation somewhat amusing and forced me to surrender the "weapon" to him. It now sits on his desk along with the bobble head my senior year made for him.

Moral of the story: Aboriginals are afraid of shiny things.

Totally deserved. Would've been good if they actually hurt you, maybe would've taught you a lesson or two.
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