#1
I found all of this hilarious.


shotgun

The front right seat of a car. The seat behind the shotgun is cobain.

Comes from the Americans fascination with the Old West when the person sitting next to the coach driver carried a shotgun to fend off robbers or indians.

Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view without the responsibility of driving.


Just thought I would share it.
#4
I found this hilarious.

Definition of Oroborous (spelled Ourobouros) from Urban Dictionary:


1. Mythological snake that pops up in all cultures that coils around and eats its own tail. It represents infinity, rebirth and has satanic connotations.

2. the name of my kick-ass new blues-rock band with some of my other teenage friends

#6
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...how's that funny? Its true..


It's funny because it's true. Just read them all like 10 times. I keep laughing.

Ah nevermind. You won't laugh.
#7
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It's funny because it's true. Just read them all like 10 times. I keep laughing.

Ah nevermind. You won't laugh.


But, you have a "new kick-ass blues band"...

...You're neverind going to be down enough to not laugh...





#8
To bad owning a shotgun in America is legal, otherwise I was able to make tons of 'Its illegal to own a shotgun' jokes........................nah you wouldn`t like them anyway :P
#9
but the front right seat is where the driver sits roflofl americans and their silly things
#10
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To bad owning a shotgun in America is legal, otherwise I was able to make tons of 'Its illegal to own a shotgun' jokes........................nah you wouldn`t like them anyway :P


I would like them
#11
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!
#12
This completely neglects the fact that shotgun is (unless the driver takes control) entirely responsible for the music in the car. This is a responsibility not to be taken lightly.

Also, check out 420k on urban. [/shameless plug]
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#13
I abuse the shotgun power, and play Miley Cyrus, Metro Station and Katy Perry at full blast. Needless to say, when my friend's driving he nearly crashes whilst trying to castrate me.
#14
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This completely neglects the fact that shotgun is (unless the driver takes control) entirely responsible for the music in the car. This is a responsibility not to be taken lightly.

Also, check out 420k on urban. [/shameless plug]


Hell no they aren't! At least, not when I'm driving.
#15
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I found this hilarious.

Definition of Oroborous (spelled Ourobouros) from Urban Dictionary:


1. Mythological snake that pops up in all cultures that coils around and eats its own tail. It represents infinity, rebirth and has satanic connotations.

2. the name of my kick-ass new blues-rock band with some of my other teenage friends


MEGA LOL
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#16
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MEGA LOL


I always seem to indirectly bring the lulz.

I wish I were more direct in the lolbringing.
#17
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Hell no they aren't! At least, not when I'm driving.

Driver is first, then shotgun.
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#18
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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?


The wall behind him!



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#19
Quote by snipelfritz
Driver is first, then shotgun.


Driver always has control over the radio IMO.
...when I'm driving.

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The wall behind him!


Fucking LOL
#20
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The wall behind him!



















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#22
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I found this hilarious.

Definition of Oroborous (spelled Ourobouros) from Urban Dictionary:


1. Mythological snake that pops up in all cultures that coils around and eats its own tail. It represents infinity, rebirth and has satanic connotations.

2. the name of my kick-ass new blues-rock band with some of my other teenage friends


haha Brilliant!

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#23
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I found this hilarious.

Definition of Oroborous (spelled Ourobouros) from Urban Dictionary:


1. Mythological snake that pops up in all cultures that coils around and eats its own tail. It represents infinity, rebirth and has satanic connotations.

2. the name of my kick-ass new blues-rock band with some of my other teenage friends



Your other teenage friends?

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#24
Umm.. yeah?

Have you not seen it on The Inbetweeners?
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#25
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Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!


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#26
I sometime refer to it as 'Pistol' ...just to be random and use something besides shotgun.

So if im not the one driving, me and a few friends are heading to a car, i'll yell PISTOL! and jump in the front seat.


EDIT: +1 to Cobain jokes.
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#27
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To bad owning a shotgun in America is legal, otherwise I was able to make tons of 'Its illegal to own a shotgun' jokes........................nah you wouldn`t like them anyway :P

Brang them to us nao!
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#28
Quote by snipelfritz
This completely neglects the fact that shotgun is (unless the driver takes control) entirely responsible for the music in the car. This is a responsibility not to be taken lightly.

Also, check out 420k on urban. [/shameless plug]


Ahhh...no, shotgun controls the music to what the driver wants to hear. In essence, the person riding shotgun is the driver's bitch. After all, how is the driver supposed to reach in to the cooler in the back to get another beer?
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#29
Quote by moleman_1991
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?


The wall behind him!



that's actually called hilarious

haha
#30
Quote by Bobo Jenkins
I sometime refer to it as 'Pistol' ...just to be random and use something besides shotgun.

So if im not the one driving, me and a few friends are heading to a car, i'll yell PISTOL! and jump in the front seat.


EDIT: +1 to Cobain jokes.


whereas i call it Bazooka- just to be unique.
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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#31
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whereas i call it Bazooka- just to be unique.


I counter your unique with unoriginality and call it 'shotgun' again.
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#32
My definition is:

'elz is a nob and loves a girl'

wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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