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#1
Australia has the right idea, Since it was oficially declared a recession, the 3 biggest rises in sales have been:

1: Beer
2: Pizza
and
3: Lingerie

so ther ya go, go get pissed, Eat some pizza while you get a lapdance

and, as a question- How will YOU beat the recession
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#3
We won't. The UK is already on it's way back into the stone age, as our Government seem to talk a lot. But don't actually do a lot.

As for me. I'm going to carry on with normal life.
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#5
I'm eating a pizza, drinking beer and wearing lingerie. Does that count?

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#6
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I'm eating a pizza, drinking beer and wearing lingerie. Does that count?

No you woman!
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#7
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I'm eating a pizza, drinking beer and wearing lingerie. Does that count?


you are doing better than me, Im wearing pizza and eating lingerie... god knows where my beer is
#8
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Chris Brown style.


oh god i lol'd so much.

Gorram i'm in the library
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#9
I'm going to drink whiskey, smoke cigarettes, and make music.
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#10
The PM here is about to resign, i think they realised that they can't pump out money from a dead country. You know after 40 years of socialism we don't ask for too much, but the government ****ed things up so much that a few years ago our goals were to get to the level of Austria, now our goal is somewhere about Romania.
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#12
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you are doing better than me, Im wearing pizza and eating lingerie... god knows where my beer is

Good call. Better than wearing pizza, eating beer and drinking lingerie I guess.
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No you woman!

I'm not a transvestite, I'm just manly enough to be comfortable in womens clothing

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#13
I shall beat it in a dance-off
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#14
imdeth, please stop talking about your dick for ONE SECOND
Music is an art form that celebrates potential. So long as you're looking for it, you'll always find it.
#15
In all honesty, Me and a friend are going to be maintaining a decent sized garden this season. Have all our seeds already starting.

We're going to be doing, Maters,Taters,Beans,Cabbage, etc.

Should be able to make a decent penny off selling produce.

Also, What else? Gotta get my life back on track, and start sellin' dope again.


Seriously.
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#17
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Good call. Better than wearing pizza, eating beer and drinking lingerie I guess.

I'm not a transvestite, I'm just manly enough to be comfortable in womens clothing



Yeah could be worse I suppose... nothing worse than choking on a thong I guess.

And there isnothing wrong with being a transvestite... you could sell your self as a man in the day, and a woman at night, making twice the amount of money as a *****, thus beating the recession
#18
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I'm not a transvestite, I'm just manly enough to be comfortable in womens clothing


My gaydar is off the scale
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#19
^ You mean your Mandar!
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Yeah could be worse I suppose... nothing worse than choking on a thong I guess.

And there isnothing wrong with being a transvestite... you could sell your self as a man in the day, and a woman at night, making twice the amount of money as a *****, thus beating the recession

I already work days, but I could do get a 10 minute break in the morning and 30 minutes for lunch, which is enough for ooh... 13 clients? Dear lord, you're a genius

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#20
From Polatics and global crisis to Prostitution in lunchbreaks
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#21
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^ You mean your Mandar!


Oh nice save there
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#22
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From Polatics and global crisis to Prostitution in lunchbreaks

Gotta love UG.

Edit: ^ Damn it I always have to edit my posts for you

And yes. Yes it was.

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#23
Quote by dr.hairynuts
I shall beat it in a dance-off


You just got serrrrved.
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#24
Quote by Mr.Pink101
From Polatics and global crisis to Prostitution in lunchbreaks


Well... this is the pit...
#26
I'd probably wear the beer and pizza and eat the lingerie.
#27
Quote by pwrmax
I'd probably wear the beer and pizza and eat the lingerie.


Don't forget to floss!
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#29
Quote by Bonorly
Don't worry, america will just print off more money!


Because that works!

/sarcasm
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#30
HA! I heard radio 1 in England actually suggest that as a solution.
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#31
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Because that works!

/sarcasm


nice one you sarcasticeded a sarcasm
#32
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nice one you sarcasticeded a sarcasm


You can take your non-sarcasticeded statement and swallow it with a bag of dicks!
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#33
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I'm eating a pizza, drinking beer and wearing lingerie. Does that count?


pics?
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#34
Win, meticarpi, Utter Win.
Music is an art form that celebrates potential. So long as you're looking for it, you'll always find it.
#35
Quote by Mr.Pink101
Win, meticarpi, Utter Win.


Thanks, I guess.

I was just trying to increase my collection of naughty pictures of Hartman though.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#36
it made me ACTUALLY laugh out loud, not just giggle inside
Music is an art form that celebrates potential. So long as you're looking for it, you'll always find it.
#37
Quote by soulflyV
Chris Brown style.
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#38
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Thanks, I guess.

I was just trying to increase my collection of naughty pictures of Hartman though.

Bought a new hardrive I see

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#39
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it made me ACTUALLY laugh out loud, not just giggle inside


*pretends that was intention*

Mission accomplished.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#40
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Bought a new hardrive I see


120Gb was just not enough.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
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