#1
SO, this morning I wake up go to school yada yada yada. I hop on a computer first thing as always in my home ec. class and get ready to post on my stomping grounds, UG. HOWEVER, today for some reason I get the blocked screen. I think to myself "oh dear all these years and i'm finally caught, they have blocked it for news groups and message boards. BUT ALAS, it is for "Pornography". Any explination to why this may have shown up?

I had to use a damn proxy server to get here, but its k they'll have that blocked for "offensive language" in a couple of hours. Idiots.
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#2
Because it's better than pornography, and they'd rather have kids looking up tits on google pics than have a few people surfing UG.
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#4
Because people want to keep us ridiculously sheltered and then douche us with stuff when we're 18.
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#5
I'm sorry, it must be my profilepics. They're very arousing.
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#6
Quote by Thrasher51
Because people want to keep us ridiculously sheltered and then douche us with stuff when we're 18.


Thrasher speaks wisely
#7
A search engine is capable of searching a website in it's entirety, so are school network blockers. If people are posting pornographic pictures (spam) in the forums then it'll get blocked.
#8
Let's make a huge sex drugs rock 'n roll party in your school. I live in the netherlands so I can get you drugs, if you get me some women. Where is your school? Oh and let's rape a female teacher.
#10
Quote by Kensai
I'm sorry, it must be my profilepics. They're very arousing.



i can't even go to your profile anymore. if i do i spontaneously orgasm.


it probably is finding something on the site that relates to porn, so its blocking it.
#11
Quote by daytripper75
it probably is finding something on the site that relates to porn, so its blocking it.

Well in order to make the punishment match the crime I think that we need to legalize pornography on this here part of the interweb.

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#12
Most sites my school blocks is by words, mainly swearwords, which is why UG isn't blocked (censors etc) maybe some words used made it seem like a porn site as I think this is how most school filters work.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#14
Quote by el-ECTRO
Most sites my school blocks is by words, mainly swearwords, which is why UG isn't blocked (censors etc) maybe some words used made it seem like a porn site as I think this is how most school filters work.



Well I'll be goddamn fucking shit-titted! I can't fucking believe your fucking ass can get onto the dick-sucking whoreland that is UG!
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#15
Quote by HaKattack
Well I'll be goddamn fucking shit-titted! I can't fucking believe your fucking ass can get onto the dick-sucking whoreland that is UG!


Thanks to all the ''s you added in it stops the censor from picking it up.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#16
Nay.
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#17
Quote by el-ECTRO
Thanks to all the ''s you added in it stops the censor from picking it up.



You weren't fooled at all. Well played, señor.
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#18
Quote by HaKattack
You weren't fooled at all. Well played, señora.


Fixed.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#19
Quote by Kensai
I'm sorry, it must be my profilepics. They're very arousing.



He's not lieing....
I now have a stonking errection
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#22
Quote by HaKattack
¡AAAAY DIOS MÍO!


Did I get the word right in spanish? I guessed coz I heard it on TV.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#23
Quote by el-ECTRO
Did I get the word right in spanish? I guessed coz I heard it on TV.



Well, unless you are married or in some position of power that commands respect, it would probably be better to call you a señorita.
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#24
Quote by Colohue
A search engine is capable of searching a website in it's entirety, so are school network blockers. If people are posting pornographic pictures (spam) in the forums then it'll get blocked.


Is that considered spam?
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#25
Quote by HaKattack
Well, unless you are married or in some position of power that commands respect, it would probably be better to call you a señorita.

Ahh. Well I NEARLY got it
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#26
It's my guitar bitch, it's too dangerous for your young minds.


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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#28
Quote by jetfuel495
Elz, I do believe you meant señorita. Unless you're old and married
EDIT: Dammit, I was beaten.


I only guessed because of TV I've never actually learnt Spanish in my lifez.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#30
SHABOOSH

I got the block repealed

Pwnd.
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