#1
Ok the title is clear I guess, What would the pit do in a zombie outbreak?

yes I used the searchbar *sigh*
#2
I'd consult the search bar before posting threads that have been done before
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I'd consult the search bar before posting threads that have been done before

I did dude, I did. There was something about zombies, but it wasn't similar.
#5
I'd follow the advice from The Zombie Survival Guide, what an awesome book.
#9
I would learn their language. Over time i would integrate into their community, and eventually become a part of their culture.
What I just said is a lie.
#10
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i'd watch that will smith movie a couple times...he did pretty well ..right?

He got his dog killed and eventually died at the end.
Pretty good though.
#11
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this has been done before...

But, who cares. I like discussing zombie survival plans.

I'd go see if my friends have survived first off. Well. The two friends I know who have guns. =P

Then we'd go rob a van or something, bust in to Costco, and live it up.

Unless of course we're dealing with Dawn Of The Dead '04 zombies. I'd probably just lock my self in my room if that happened, and die of dehydration.
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#14
the only thing to do is baracade your self in you local pub with your girlfriend armed with a cricket bat and golf club and pray the army turn up
#15
1. https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/search.php?searchid=87388

2. Read 3rd thread


3.
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inspired by a recent thread about zombies..


share your zombie plan with the pit!

and for those of you who dont know, a zombie plan is your plan on what you do when the zombies attack.

my zombie plan is top secret, cause you never know who to trust.., so all i shall say is it involves alaska, icy hot, rick astley, and /b/.



sounds a lot like

Ok the title is clear I guess, What would the pit do in a zombie outbreak?
Quote by Skwisgar
The trip would reach its climax when you came across a character filling a pool via fapping and attempting to drown innocent people in it


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I ran up and started screaming rape because I knew she would never cheat on me.
#16
i'd consume some insane amounts of steroids so i can be like Chrid redfield and then ill pwn the zombies!!!!
#17
I'd go to the nuclear bomb shelter that is about 3 miles away from me, with my guns.
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#18
Give them Zombie aids. With my aids gun?


Lol from all these replies i can just imagine a lot of teenage guys with high powered rifles dislocating their arm the first time they attempt to kill a zombie.
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#20
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the only thing to do is baracade your self in you local pub with your girlfriend armed with a cricket bat and golf club and pray the army turn up



And wait for it all to blow over lol.
#21
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Damn dude you're right. I 'm a bit of a lazy searchbar user.
Now hit me!



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The trip would reach its climax when you came across a character filling a pool via fapping and attempting to drown innocent people in it


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I ran up and started screaming rape because I knew she would never cheat on me.
#23
I would start bitting them back, confusing them to the extent that their rotten brains could no longer cope and they collapse into twitching heap and die. FOREVER.
#24
oh man id go get some guns and then head to the top of a mountain, and then just wait for them all to come crawling up from all directions and then try to kill as many as i can.

that or go grab the best food in the world and eat it in a locked room.
#25
It really depends on what type of Zombies we are dealing with...If its those generic retards that just mope about in numbers id go and kill as many as i can each and every day if its the ones that are overly mutated and run like a bitch id block the entire downstairs of my house and get in the attic.