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#1
this ones simple...

My friend Tom (Of, 'Quickly tom, to the vespas!!!' fame) put squirty cream on my Vespa earlier (also of 'Quickly tom, to the vespas' fame).

need a prank i can do back to his bike.
i was thinking cover it in milk while hes asleep or something, im sure you can do better though.

GO!


edit:Inb4 rape, and any form of secretion of blood.
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#3
Piss on his bike nice and easy why not have a group effort with a few friends?
#5
Tape a bag of coke and some child pornography to his bike and tip off the cops.

That'll show him.
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#6
come on his face while he's asleep.
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#14
yeh, piss on it
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Tape a bag of coke and some child pornography to his bike and tip off the cops.

That'll show him.

I think you'd wanna save something like that until the pranks were starting to really escalate in severity.

Just detach his brake line, or put glue on the pedals.
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#19
fill his locker with cream. remember to put chocolate sauce, and a cherry on top.
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#21
You could ejaculate in his shampoo (if you could get ahold of it) then he'll never know...of course that has nothing to do with the bike, but I've gotten someone back that way...Um, yeah, what other people said...piss on it?
#22
Make a ****load of sponge cake mix, if he's got a scooter coat it in it, then acquire some industrial hair dryer type devices (or any large heat source) and turn his bike in to a moving cake, might aswell stick some cream on it too, just to show him he lost... Or kidnap one of his parents and see how many eggs will fit in it
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#23
Give him a copy of Chinese Democracy.
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#24
Did you ever think about just branging his bike to a friends house, and just play it off like it was stolen?
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#25
accidentally "spill" some gasoline on said bike

accidentally "drop" your lit cigarette on said bike

run like hell....
#27
let down his tyres??? or maybe just stick super glue to the seat??- drys clear and a nice rip in his pants might add some humiliation
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You could ejaculate in his shampoo (if you could get ahold of it) then he'll never know...of course that has nothing to do with the bike, but I've gotten someone back that way...Um, yeah, what other people said...piss on it?


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Make a ****load of sponge cake mix, if he's got a scooter coat it in it, then acquire some industrial hair dryer type devices (or any large heat source) and turn his bike in to a moving cake, might aswell stick some cream on it too, just to show him he lost... Or kidnap one of his parents and see how many eggs will fit in it


DO this, AND don't forget the pictures.
#33
Jizz all over his seat and losen it so that it falls.
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#34
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Give him a copy of Chinese Democracy.


woh, woh!

Killing him is one thing, but thats just plain cruel .

Why not cover his bike in animal pheromones then laugh as his bike is raped by every animal in your neighbourhood.
#35
Try branging a knife to school. I heard that worked for a dude's sisters.
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#36
Tom? Vespa? Fame?

Who or what are you talking about?
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#38
find out exactly when he's gonna ride his bike. just before, put super glue all over his seat. then he'll have to walk around all day with a seat stuck to his ass!

option 2 -- take apart his bike. everything. any piece that can be detached, detach that ****! leave it all in a big pile... then cover said pile with cream.

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