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#1
I don't know if this has been posted.. it's kinda old.
A quick search showed nothing for me.. so, sorry if it has been posted.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEQcQZ9_MQ0

All I can say is... ow...

So, all you people who say 'rape' as a solution to every single problem, maybe not so much now... Who am I kidding? It'll prob be suggested even more now.

And for a better look at what rapists will be getting themselves into, so to speak...




Soo, what are your thoughts on this? Will it work?
#2
Old news. It's so old that I actually wank with one of those so that, if a woman IS wearing one, the scaly hide on penis protects it.
#5
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My thoughts exactly!

Thank God I'm not a rapist....maybe...

#6
i think it would work like hell....but what if they are drunk and trying to get laid and forgot they had it in...
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#7
would it not be uncomfortable walking around with that shoved up your hole all day.

And would the rapist not just take it out?
#8
Would a women seriously put that inside her? I know rape is a a big problem but why not stick to some pepper spray. Geez what if a women had one of these put in and then her boyfriend wants abit of crimp, the poor dude would have to go through absolute pain or wait or ofcourse buttrapez. This thing is not a good idea.
Last edited by MattyW at Mar 24, 2009,
#9
the man would have a reason to kill her and then rape another woman
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#10
So now they can choose between rape and a permanent wizard sleeve from wearing this all day!
So just SHUT your face, and take a seat,
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#11
Damn. One more thing to check for when I'm scoping out my victims. Of course, I'll have to get real close for this one.
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#12
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the man would have a reason to kill her and then rape another woman



He could kill her.. but not go and rape another women with that on/in him... only doctors can remove it. So they'll know he was clearly a rapist.
#13
If you seriously live in a place where you need one of these, I seriously suggest moving.
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#14
brang! that's branging old!
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#15
fap fap fap

nah... this is weird. Most Women won't wear one, I can't imagine it being comfortable.
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#16
rape trap?


i would be more worried if some chick does it to you for the hell of it.


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#17
looking at your avatar, I thought you were Carmel for a few seconds

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#18
the question iiiis : who tested this?
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#19
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rape trap?


i would be more worried if some chick does it to you for the hell of it.





Thats what I was worried about to... women can be pretty vengeful..

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#20
What if they forget to take it out!?
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#23
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if it has hooks in it how would she get out???





lol.
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#24
Wait a minute, baring in mind it can only be removed by a doctor how the hell do they have a piss?
#25
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Wait a minute, baring in mind it can only be removed by a doctor how the hell do they have a piss?


It can only be removed from the penis once it has been attached.
#26
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It can only be removed from the penis once it has been attached.
Ahh fair enough, where would these things be sold? Just chemists? I didnt watch the whole video so if it said i dont know.
#27
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Ahh fair enough, where would these things be sold? Just chemists? I didnt watch the whole video so if it said i dont know.

I'm not sure, I'm assuming it would be something that isn't sold on the shelves at a pharmacy just to prevent stupid people from buying them to "prank" people.

Probably something that you could pick up by asking one of the people working?
#28
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I'm not sure, I'm assuming it would be something that isn't sold on the shelves at a pharmacy just to prevent stupid people from buying them to "prank" people.

Probably something that you could pick up by asking one of the people working?

"Can i have a rape prevention contraption please?" And if they didnt sell it you imagine the working persons face lol
#29
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"Can i have a rape prevention contraption please?" And if they didnt sell it you imagine the working persons face lol


Haha, excellent.
#30
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#31
Oh it works.

Me and my girlfriend took our rape roleplay a bit too far. I'm half the man I used to be nowadays.
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I thought I there was something fishy (pun intended) about this.
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#33
This actually reminds me of the film teeth although i havent seen it from what ive heard with some improvements on the rape device it could me similar, thank god im no rapist.
#35
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This actually reminds me of the film teeth although i havent seen it from what ive heard with some improvements on the rape device it could me similar, thank god im no rapist.


VAGINA DENTATA!
#36
This wouldn't work against gang rape and would probably provoke the rapists to greater violence. Also, are women supposed to wear this all day? What about sick women who would use it as a weapon on boyfriends or husbands?

It has so many flaws that even if it wasn't a joke or there were other contraptions, it would never be effective.
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#38
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VAGINA DENTATA!
lol "The vagina dentata appears in the myths of several cultures. Erich Neumann relays one such myth in which a fish inhabits the vagina of the Terrible Mother; the hero is the man who overcomes the Terrible Mother, breaks the teeth out of her vagina, and so makes her into a woman.” Ahh hope its not a joke now id love to see a news article on a rapist getting latched.
#39
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My personal favorite anti-rape device is the spring loaded steel spike that is inserted up in there.


That sounds so dangerous to the wearer.
#40
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My personal favorite anti-rape device is the spring loaded steel spike that is inserted up in there.


The fact that you are a gynecologist now scares me greatly.
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