#1
Im trying to decide what I should do. This year warped tour is the same week as this camp that my church goes to(yes im christian, I believe there is a god but im not one of those asshole christians who force their beliefs on other people, I dont think there is such thing as a wrong religion). Anyway, id like to go to both, but thats not an option. The only bands I really want to see this year at warped tour are bad religion, nofx, senses fail, streetlight manifesto and maybe big d and the kids table. If I go to this church camp, there is a possiblity I might get ass (a chick i met there a while back, and theres lots of girls up there), but even if I dont, i wouldnt regret going.

Which do you guys think I should do?

Wait, why the hell am I asking the pit this?!

Oh and to get all the answers I know are coming out of the way:

Rape
why did you ask the pit?
i cum blood
/thread
fap
Quote by Bloodavian
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#2
I might get ass

So far as I care, that's your answer. Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Besides, Warped is full of awful, awful music.
#3
Streetlight Manifesto weren't very good when I saw them live a few months ago, well the first half of their set was, but it got bad fast. However NOFX and Bad Religion are on my see before I die list so I'd pick the Warped Tour, however I'm not religious. Best thing to do is toss a coin man
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#4
Go on the tour and do some community service. Everyone wins.
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as fast as he can.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup,
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#6
Quote by David_Bowie=GOD
Im trying to decide what I should do. This year warped tour is the same week as this camp that my church goes to(yes im christian, I believe there is a god but im not one of those asshole christians who force their beliefs on other people, I dont think there is such thing as a wrong religion). Anyway, id like to go to both, but thats not an option. The only bands I really want to see this year at warped tour are bad religion, nofx, senses fail, streetlight manifesto and maybe big d and the kids table. If I go to this church camp, there is a possiblity I might get ass (a chick i met there a while back, and theres lots of girls up there), but even if I dont, i wouldnt regret going.

Which do you guys think I should do?

Wait, why the hell am I asking the pit this?!

Oh and to get all the answers I know are coming out of the way:

Rape
why did you ask the pit?
i cum blood
/thread
fap


tehehe
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#7
Quote by RU Experienced?
Go to Warped and make sure to brang a condom.


I get it!

The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as fast as he can.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup,
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns...
#9
God's going to be pissed if you go to Warped tour. Not because he wants you at camp, but because God likes good music.

Yeah, I went there...
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#10
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God's going to be pissed if you go to Warped tour. Not because he wants you at camp, but because God likes good music.

Yeah, I went there...

I already went there.

You suck.
#11
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I already went there.

You suck.


Since when did I pay attention to anything you say?
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#12
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Warped tour brang some weed


other than BR and NOFX this would probably be the only plus, we usually get high on the way up there and the way back.

if i went to the camp i could always sneak in some pills or something though, i might just go to that instead since im not big on the setlist this year. as long as i get to see dinosaur jr next month and paramore/no doubt in june, ill have my concert fix and ill be fine.
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Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

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#13
so you say youre a christian and yet your username is david bowie=God, youre going to church camp so you can sleep with some girl, and you dont believe that Jesus is the only way to God.


that seems like the oppisite of a christian.
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#14
Go to the church camp and violate your religion by sex on the altar!
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#16
well if u have a chance at getting ass at church camp ...GO FOR IT
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#17
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Go to Warped and make sure to brang a condom.


You had enough with this stupid meme yet?
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#18
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well if u have a chance at getting ass at church camp ...GO FOR IT


I have to bow to this wisdom. As Ghandi once said, 'go where the poontang is.' Except it wasn't Ghandi who said that, it was me.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#19
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so you say youre a christian and yet your username is david bowie=God, youre going to church camp so you can sleep with some girl, and you dont believe that Jesus is the only way to God.


that seems like the oppisite of a christian.


I think religion is really what you make of it. I don't think that everything the bible says actually happened the way its written, I think a lot of it is symbolism. I do believe jesus was the son of god though and that he died for our sins and all of that. I never did believe the whole thing about noahs ark, although i do halfway believe the story about the guy who got swallowed by the fish after playing devil may cry 3 I think that the point of any religion is that it gives good moral values to live by(most of them I go by).

Whether any of the bible was true or not isn't the point to me. I do believe that no matter what though, there has to be a god. Just looking at the earth is enough reason for me to believe. I know the atheists probably laugh at this, but its what I believe. (wow that turned into a big discussion on religion)

but yeah, I kind of regret the username anyway. Don't get me wrong, I love david bowie, but because of my username if I try to give an honest opinion on a metal band, no one takes me seriously even though I listen to a good amount of it.

And to whoever said flip a coin, I flipped it, I got heads, which was the screw warped tour option, I reflipped it 4 more times and kept getting the same thing so....
Quote by Bloodavian
Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

1-Bloodavian 0-Forkman.

^Fail^
#20
Quote by Pat_s1t
Camp. You might get ass, and you don't have to listen to god awful music (unless they have ****ty church music there too).


its generic christian rock, not awful, depending on the band playing(they aren't usually well known ones), but its usually not all that good. The one we had last time I went was decent, they sounded sort of like R.E.M. if they were a praise band.
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Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

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^Fail^
#21
well i cant fault you for liking david bowie, i was just looking for some extra things to throw into my rant.

what really bothered me was the going to camp to try to sex a girl. i would assume that alot of the girls that are going there are wanting to save it for marrige ( i could be wrong ) and church camp should be a place where they can go without constantly being pressured to have sex.

just my opinion, i hope you have fun whatever you decide to do
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#23
Quote by heavyairship


that seems like the oppisite of a christian.

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
#24
Quote by heavyairship
well i cant fault you for liking david bowie, i was just looking for some extra things to throw into my rant.

what really bothered me was the going to camp to try to sex a girl. i would assume that alot of the girls that are going there are wanting to save it for marrige ( i could be wrong ) and church camp should be a place where they can go without constantly being pressured to have sex.

just my opinion, i hope you have fun whatever you decide to do


well when i said get ass, I didn't necessarily mean it literally. the girl i met up there last time and made out with said she wasn't a virgin anyway so its a possibility, but i doubt that would actually happen because of all the adults around and such. Either way, it would be nice to see her again. Im not going there just for that reason, I like going, its the most fun I usually have in the summer that doesn't involve drugs and doing incredibly stupid things with my friends.

Edit: also to further prove the low morals of most christian teens in the va area, last time i went up there two different groups had alcohol that I know of. I almost got ****faced with one of them but decided against it since i would have a 4 hour car ride home the next day in the back of an extremely uncomfortable van. A hangover wouldn't be fun.
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Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

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Last edited by David_Bowie=GOD at Mar 24, 2009,
#26
If you go to camp you might get ass but if it's a religion camp and they are truly Christian you won't get laid.(I'm Christian too)and if you like warped it's gonna be more enjoyable unless there's other stuff you'll like at the camp
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#27
Go church camp and commit those acts of carnality on the altar, or go to warped tour bang 5 scene chicks at once.
#28
Definitely Christian Camp

But this time drink to excess and get the girl involved

And once your done give up religion