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Well at school we are having some lady come talk to us about rape/date rape/sexual assault
anyway the lady is a sexist bitch who pretty much say that if you are a guy than you are a rapist and she said if you let a guy pay for a movie he will rape you and if you pass out and wake up in a bed then you have been raped

This made me think of the pit so i burst out laughing in the middle of the class and she says so do you think rape is funny and i said no ma'am its just a personal thing then she got all pissy and i couldnt stop laughing but eventually i stopped and she yellled at me for about 5 minutes and then i left so it was fine

I was thinking of you guys
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#2
INB4 "You should have raped her"
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#4
it's always funny and hilarious until it happens to a girl you know
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#5
haha if i were you i would have started to pretend cry, cause you said it was a personal thing so she would have felt like a jerk


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#7
I would have seduced her had sex with her then claim that she raped me.


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#8
Did you at least yell lol wut and I cum Blood on the way out?
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#9
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

You should have told her that your laughter was due to being pschycologically scarred.

Tell her you've been raped before.

TWICE.
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#10
"i was thinnking of you guys" that was your mistake... never think of the pit when you're in the real life.
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#11
Date Rape Stylee!


No really, you should've just jumped up and started singing that song.
#12
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Did you at least yell lol wut and I cum Blood on the way out?

Brangit i should have did that
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#14
You're such a badass.

You fit in with The Pit.

Awesome post, TS.
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#15
Appearing to Laugh at rape doesn't translate from the internet to real life dude. Even though I know you were just laughing at the probability that this chick might be laying some things on really thick because of her own personal biases, there may have been others in the room (or maybe the speaker herself) that have actually had experience with rape. I know you don't actually find rape funny, but keep your surroundings in mind.

That said I remember laughing during a video of Mother Teresa helping some mentally challenged kids because the guest presenter decided it would be more emotional to hold up a boom box that was blaring that Love lifts Us Up Where We Belong tune and sway to the music as we watched. It had nothing to do with the video, but I still had some offended glares tossed my way for laughing.
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Appearing to Laugh at rape doesn't translate from the internet to real life dude. Even though I know you were just laughing at the probability that this chick might be laying some things on really thick because of her own personal biases, there may have been others in the room (or maybe the speaker herself) that have actually had experience with rape. I know you don't actually find rape funny, but keep your surroundings in mind.

That said I remember laughing during a video of Mother Teresa helping some mentally challenged kids because the guest presenter decided it would be more emotional to hold up a boom box that was blaring that Love lifts Us Up Where We Belong tune and sway to the music as we watched. It had nothing to do with the video, but I still had some offended glares tossed my way for laughing.


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Grow up, TS, lol. It's called self control.
#17
Come on, guys. Sometimes, you just gotta laugh.
And he was thinking of all of the rape jokes that would be said here in the Pit.
It's not like he would laugh if he was watching someone get raped. (he'd fap)

It's called black humour. Shock value. You know, it's funny.
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#18
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That said I remember laughing during a video of Mother Teresa helping some mentally challenged kids because the guest presenter decided it would be more emotional to hold up a boom box that was blaring that Love lifts Us Up Where We Belong tune and sway to the music as we watched. It had nothing to do with the video, but I still had some offended glares tossed my way for laughing.


#20
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she said if you let a guy pay for a movie he will rape you

Psshhh, it's not rape if you pay for a movie for her. Everyone knows that.

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#23
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anyway the lady is a sexist bitch who pretty much say that if you are a guy than you are a rapist and she said if you let a guy pay for a movie he will rape you and if you pass out and wake up in a bed then you have been raped


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#25
Is he creepy or what? That guy is always talking about rape.
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#26
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Is he creepy or what? That guy is always talking about rape.

who?
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#27
Did she say anything about the new vaginal anti rape device? Or the contraption that inserts Penis serum through a needle?
#29
I passed out and woke up on a bed once.... then again it was more of a futon so I'm probably safe.

Doesn't explain the multiple used condoms, though.


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#31
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#32
You should have started crying and telling a story about how you were raped by a woman for trying to pay for her movie.
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#33
Apparently, "all men are potential rapists" and that's just the politically correct thing to say.

I wonder what would happen if someone put up a sign that said, "all mothers are potential baby killers." Do you think people would get upset?
#34
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Well at school we are having some lady come talk to us about rape/date rape/sexual assault
anyway the lady is a sexist bitch who pretty much say that if you are a guy than you are a rapist and she said if you let a guy pay for a movie he will rape you and if you pass out and wake up in a bed then you have been raped

This made me think of the pit so i burst out laughing in the middle of the class and she says so do you think rape is funny and i said no ma'am its just a personal thing then she got all pissy and i couldnt stop laughing but eventually i stopped and she yellled at me for about 5 minutes and then i left so it was fine

I was thinking of you guys

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#35
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"I used to think rape was funny... 'til I got raped!"



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#38
Is it wrong that i came into this thread, and expected this to be a seminar on rape techniques?
#39
...I don't know why but sexist women turn me on the most
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