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My girlfriend thinks shes fat.....aahhhh what should i say
"I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda" ~Melvin 'Big Smoke' Harris.
#2
post pics plz

EDIT: Honestly, if she is fat, then just say i love you anyway or something. I know it sounds mean, but it's better than lying and pretending she's not. Also, if she's really not, just tell her that!
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#4
Agree with her. Girls love being told they're right.
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#5
I don't know, is she fat?

and this is one thread where we really do need pics.
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#9
"yes dear"

that answer is fool proof.
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#10
well im not lying..shes not really really fat... just somewhat big...i mean come on she only weighs 169
"I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda" ~Melvin 'Big Smoke' Harris.
#11
Tell her that you're fatter than her and compared to you she looks like Starvin Marvin.
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well im not lying..shes not really really fat... just somewhat big...i mean come on she only weighs 169


Let her lose 9 pounds then have her stop.
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well im not lying..shes not really really fat... just somewhat big...i mean come on she only weighs 169


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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post pics plz

EDIT: Honestly, if she is fat, then just say i love you anyway or something. I know it sounds mean, but it's better than lying and pretending she's not. Also, if she's really not, just tell her that!

believe me...ive tied that...aahhh now shes bringing up her dead friend.....AAHHHH!!!
"I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda" ~Melvin 'Big Smoke' Harris.
#16
^169! JESUS! RARRRRR! SQUIRT! Sound the fatty alarm! ZZOOOO!! ZZOOOOO! We-oh,we-oh!


Just kidding, just tell her whatever.
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#19
It's not your problem. If she wants to lose the weight she can put in the effort, but if it's not worth it to her, then she can accept and learn to live with it.
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haha

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#22
i always agreed with my ex when she used to say that.

needless to say she stopped saying it.
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well im not lying..shes not really really fat... just somewhat big...i mean come on she only weighs 169 Kg's

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#27
Two possibilities :

1. She's fat. You say yes she cries. You say no, she calls you a liar, then cries.

2. She's not fat. You say yes she cries. You say no, she calls you a liar, then cries.

Basically you're screwed. The best thing you can possibly say is that you love her no matter what, and think she's beautiful. Your only hope is that she'll thank you instead of thinking you're only saying it to make her feel better and don't really think it, which is a possibility.

Overly self-conscious and self-critical and self-loathing chicks (read all teenage girls) are a pain in the ass.
#28
It's called "fishing for compliments"
or "being a girl"
just tell her she's not fat and if she keeps goin on about it ignore her. if you go on and on saying "oh honey your not fat bla bla bla" then she'll keep saying she's fat to get compliments.

OR

you could tell her to put down the fork. and film her reaction.
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#29
If your asking a guitar forum on what to say......she's probably fat......give up now
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#30
Your girlfriend clearly has low self esteem.

Use that to every advantage you can.
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#32
tell her that she's not fat and that she's beautiful just the way she is... and tell her she's only fatter than her dead friend due to decomposition.
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#33
Tell her how sleek and slender she is and how much you love the shape of her body, while looking at your guitar.
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Tell her how sleek and slender she is and how much you love the shape of her body, while looking at your guitar.


What else would he be looking at??
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haha

A March 09er made me lol.


How shameful...
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well im not lying..shes not really really fat... just somewhat big...i mean come on she only weighs 169


Your girl weighs more then me, and im 6'0.
She's probobaly fat.
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#38
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Tell her how sleek and slender she is and how much you love the shape of her body, while looking at your guitar.

lol that is great.....i almost have it under control...believe me this is the least serious of all of our fights...thanks for all the help
"I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda" ~Melvin 'Big Smoke' Harris.
#39
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Your girl weighs more then me, and im 6'0.
She's probobaly fat.


I'm 6 feet too... and she weighs more kilos than I do pounds.

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#40
dont say anything one way or the other, then as soon as possible give her flowers and take her somewhere romantic.

show her you dont care if shes fat (WHATEVER YOU DO DONT SAY IT, SHOW HER) if you actually do care then i dont know.
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