#1
So today we were on a bus coming back from the beach, with the canoe trailer behind us, when we go over a bump and it comes off the towbar, only being held on by the chain. We stop on the side of the road and the chain snaps off completely and the trailer starts rolling down a hill.

Anyway, it was the school's fault for not maintaining the bus and trailer properly (this has happened several times before), said the department man, same with when we ran out of petrol at the beach.

So i ask you, has your school/university/college/cult ever cocked anything up?

tl;dr. The school ****ed up maintaining a trailer and we nearly killed some people.
#3
I don't go on school busses....but one time a kid tried to hit a teacher in my class.

And like today...at my old school a guy was stabbed.
#4
That's hilarious TS. I bet you were laughing your ass off.

To be honest I think every school (public school, at least) has some dodgy crap going on. In my HS in a language room there's this fan that teeters every time it goes around, and makes an unholy noise. No air con. One day it will cut some poor kid's head off.
#5
I honestly have no clue what you just wrote. Why in the world does your school have a trailer?

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#6
I don't need sex... because university fucks me every day.

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#7
i just remembered how one day i walked into german class and the teacher was really cocky about the new fans they put in. os she turns then on without noticing they had actually put one right next to the airconditioning unit (one of them evaporative ones that sort of hang down from the roof). Needless to say all the blades came off and nearly killed me and my mates.
#9
our school network is a joke, if 7 people open word all the computers slow down until the network is rebooted.

our school bus has nearly tipped over going around round-abouts so many times it isn't funny.

most of our teachers don't know what they are teaching and have actually asked students to help them teach the class.
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#10
My band director, when he was still assistant, knocked over the brick wall of a planter at the mall with a cheesewagon.

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#12
Our school is pretty dodgy.We have 20 drinking taps for 1400 kids.Out of those 3 of them work.Yes that's right 3 taps,1400 kids.Several walls simply have plywood bolted on to patch up holes.The auditorioum started sinking.Instead of having actual ramps,in places we simply have plywood.
So last year when the school was given a bucket load of money,what did they do?
They got builders in to mount ladders on the walls,with cages and ladders going ACROSS the roof.They then covered the vertical ladders with sheet metal and put a guard rail on the gym roof.
When we questioned why this was happening they said 'it will make it safer for teachers to get footballs off the roof.'
Well I can tell you buying a new football would have been ALOT cheaper and most kids just climb onto the roof themseves to get it.
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#13
We have these new top of the line sunblinds which come down automaticaly when the sun shines on the roof.. Half of the time the sun shines into the classrooms but not on the roof and we can't make those things go down
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#14
My high school was terrible.

Almost every building had at least 10 leaks, all the chairs we're broken from kids swinging on them, thus is you lent back it was GAMEOVER instantly.

As far as screw ups go, we once did javelin practice into a flock of Ibis (Ibis's perhaps?) mulling around on the grass. Needless to say one got skewered, I was charged with removing the weapon from the creature. When questioned about it our teacher replied "I just didn't think the kids would throw that far"... They were 10 meters away

Also my favorite teacher ever, my English teacher who, incidentally, was a huge Cure fan left us alone for a double period so he could have a coffee and a smoke. Me and my mate decided to do a John Bender and get up in the ceiling. We scaled our way to the other end of the building and down into our teachers office. He was in there noodling around on his PC, we pulled the tile up and peered down at him like ceiling cat. I then dropped a shoe on him.

He screamed like a girl, then laughed so hard he cried. As a result of this adventure I got an A on my next paper, which described the voyage.

I can't believe I actually learned anything in the confines of that school.
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#15
Teacher was bitching about dress code when we were cosmic bowling. "You'll be suspended if I see anything, blah blah blah"

Then they turned the blacklights on and her bra vibrantly shined through her shirt. A girl in our class had to run up to her and whisper in her ear that we could clearly see her bra. That shut her up.
#16
A teacher almost crashed the school minibus into a bush on a trip once. Don't think it helped that our class of about 7 were getting her to go 60mph down country lanes.
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#17
well... my previous school.
We didn't actually have teachers, i met them once, never saw them again
All the computers where dying
The server died so many times they had to fly some tech guy person out from the US.
The *specialist* IT teacher didn't know how to save file
#18
Our school minibus has no brakes. So much fun when we go up Kosciusko.
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#19
After a presentation at another school, my teacher dropped off 3 busloads of kids in another town to go feed ourselves. A bunch of kids went and got stoned, but most of us ate.

Word spread, and he got fired... ****ed one of the students while he was here though. Cool guy...
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Also my favorite teacher ever, my English teacher who, incidentally, was a huge Cure fan left us alone for a double period so he could have a coffee and a smoke. Me and my mate decided to do a John Bender and get up in the ceiling. We scaled our way to the other end of the building and down into our teachers office. He was in there noodling around on his PC, we pulled the tile up and peered down at him like ceiling cat. I then dropped a shoe on him.


If this is true, you are incredible.

And pretty much sounds like an Australian school.
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Also my favorite teacher ever, my English teacher who, incidentally, was a huge Cure fan left us alone for a double period so he could have a coffee and a smoke. Me and my mate decided to do a John Bender and get up in the ceiling. We scaled our way to the other end of the building and down into our teachers office. He was in there noodling around on his PC, we pulled the tile up and peered down at him like ceiling cat. I then dropped a shoe on him.


HAHAHA! Nice.

We tried to sneak up there in one of the boy's locker rooms. This guy made it about five feet and then fell through the ceiling onto the lockers behind us.
#22
In FIRST grade some kid cut another kids ear off with sciccors in my brothers class
#24
Deputy Principal left a hole in a stage, then tried to blame me and my mates after some kid fell down and broke his neck....

Some kid got tasered by another kid

a Few bomb threats

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Some kid got tasered by another kid

A kid in my junior high was expelled for tasing kids. The one that he got the most trouble over was a kid who asked for it.

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#26
At my old school, the driver fell asleep at the wheel on I75. Luckily the principal was sitting right there and grabbed the wheel before we went into the side ditch.
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#27
My schools not that bad but ive had someinteresting times there. lets see there was a stabbing in the middle of the day, a lockdown, few bombthreats, and of course the typical "The gym needs more money this year and every year than all of the other subjects have ever gotten" the music "teacher" asked me to lead the class in theory study. im not very much of a theory guy.
Seriously, f*ck off with the R.I.P Dimebag bullsh*t, you dont see the bass forums going R.I.P Jaco everytime some one mentions him!
#28
My tech manage to balls up almost everything, our entire course changed from IT practitioner to "IT & Business" with no warning what so ever

So 6 of my 9 classes now involve databases ...... if i pass i will have wasted 2 years of my life and if i fail ive still wasted 2 years
#29
our science teacher came into the class, put mythbusters on and buggered off to the staffroom for an entire double. so we spend the rest of the time shooting this kid everybody hates with paperwasps. best science lesson
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our science teacher came into the class, put mythbusters on and buggered off to the staffroom for an entire double. so we spend the rest of the time shooting this kid everybody hates with paperwasps. best science lesson


That'll be fun when he stabs all of you.
#31
i went to this one high school for 10, 11, and 12 grade, and each year there, the football coach crashed the bus on the way back from a game, w/ everybody in it. nobody got hurt though, but still
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#32
Me and two of my freinds were going to lunch. The two of them kept pushing each other off of lockers and sh it. Well the one kid got pushed into a wall and the ceilling tiles in that hallway fell. It was so funny, I've never seen somebody run that fast before!
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#33
This didnt happen to me but it was at my old school in my sisters class which was her grade 6 class last year. They were in class and everyone heard some cracking sounds going on. So they looked up and next thing they know all the lights on the ceiling came crashing down. Some kids got glass in the eye and other stuff like that. My sister got some in her hair but she was fine. The students went home for the rest of the day. We laugh about it now XD
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i went to this one high school for 10, 11, and 12 grade, and each year there, the football coach crashed the bus on the way back from a game, w/ everybody in it. nobody got hurt though, but still


Oh that reminds me.

For homecoming each class presented one doghouse that was decorated and the teachers would vote on what was best. But when they were about to present them on the race track at the Football game, the guy driving the truck curbed the trailer and the sophomore's doghouse fell off and broke into pieces. One of the funniest things I've seen.
#36
My highschool is pretty pathetic for other reasons.

They spend thousands of dollars on the football team every year. This is money that would be much better spent on actual education. What happens? The football team loses almost every game, and the tech classes are still using windows 98. The worst part? I live in CANADA, not the US.

It's fucking ridiculous.
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#37
techer left the tech workshop for about an hour, so we stuck the tools to the roof with tape. was funny. the teacher walked back in when my mate was knelt on her desk sawing it in two. epic, she just laughed. cool teacher.
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