wow, didn't realise there was such thing as a spam THREAD

things are evolving too fast for me
I think the first three are the best; I'd go for 1 and 3 as equal favourites.

Procrastination (as defined by Urban Dictionary)

1. A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just ****ed yourself.

2. Ill put up a definition later.

3. What you're probably doing right now
Quote by NakedInTheRain
Oh I see what's going to happen. I'm going to sit down and start planning my Management essay, and Le_Bunny is going to fly out of my butt.
I am too, and I'm 6 foot 1.. so brace yourself.
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More like in, then out.

Pardon my uncharacteristically vulgar quips.

That's okay, as long as you hit my G-spot. Tell you what, I'll even throw you a brand new pearl necklace your way!
and you guys called this a spam thread,
it was all a part of my evil plan to make a thread out of procrastination and nothing else and let you start a conversation about procrastinating to report me for posting a spammed procrastination thread in the first place!
if you don't get it you're not evil enough
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"A man, a plan, a canal - Panama!" backwards is...

(Bricks will be shat)

lol trippy but I got it.
C'MON EVERYONE, JOIN IN IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS! (if you don't....shame on you)


#Doo, Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo# x2

#Im an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure#